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Heya, it's Reaper. And he's got stories. And pictures. And dedications. And a Christmas List. And winnable prizes ... alright, more of the stuff than the prizes, but you get what I'm aiming at, right? First off, if I were Santa? That's what I'd look like.

Moving on. First off. Stories, stories ... um ... how about I skip to the dedications? Those are always ... fun, right? First, to the one and only person I could only imagine about, now, since she moved far, far away from the continent I'm on.


Aranya - Hmm ... how to dedicate THIS one ... um ... there were rough times, fun times, and all around ... fun times. ^.^;; I haven't been in contact with you as much as I've been wanting, too, but maybe that'll be one of my New Year's Resolutions, right? Wait ... what am I saying? Of course it will! I had to include you first in the dedications. Y'know why? I promised. And I kept my promise. 'Shocking that I'm not being sarcastic, isn't it? =P;; 'Love you bunches.




Jaeden - I know you would never do something as nice as to dedicate anything nice to me, but I've decided to take the time to do it anyways. Eh, even though either of us might not think it, and, even sometimes, say it, and I don't know about your opinion on this one, but you're a great friend, and I wouldn't be who I am / where I am today without you. Have a merry Christmas, and good luck on those platinums. Peace out. =P


Christian - Eh, same for you as I said for Jaeden. We get in fights a lot, especially if Larry's ever around *wink wink*, but, um ... yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party. When I yelled at you that one line on the phone, I thought you'd call back ... Kevin thought you were still talking and didn't notice I had hung up ... Larry told me what everybody got you, though, so here's a late Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to ya! ;-)


Charlie - You demonic chicken-chucking, moose-loving freak. You do the weirdest things, and sometimes piss us off by acting like such a retard / freak in public places and the such. But, in the end, it turns out alright ... well ... most of the time, I guess. xD Yeah, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ... *cough* ... moose suck ... *cough* ... wha? =P



Larry - I hate your guts right now. This isn't a dedication, and this isn't a death threat. You have pissed me off beyong reason before. But this time, they've all amounted into one big steaming pile of sh*t that stares me in the face every time I even think about talking to you again. I hope this time friendship's end for good. Period. Have a merry f*cking Christmas, and a merry f*cking 'ho ho ho'.


Alright, so the dedications are pretty well done ... now what was next? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Hmm ... maybe I'll put up my Christmas list ... and then some pictures, and wrap it up with a review for a few more Christmas reviews I made. How's that? Good? Good.

Christmas List

• Arcanum (PC)
• Fallout (PC)
• Fallout 2 (PC)
• PS2 [used or new]
• God of War (PS2)
• GTA: San Andreas (XBOX)
• MGS3: Snake Eater (PS2)
• XBOX 360 + some cool games, preferrably -shrugs-
• Doom 3 (PC)
• F.E.A.R. (PC)
• House: Season 1 (DVD)
• Samurai Champloo: Volume 2 (DVD)
• .hack//SIGN Volume 1 (DVD)
• Soul Caliber II (XBOX)
• Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX)
• Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (N64)
• Maxtor DiamondMax 120 GB Harddrive
• SNES / NES Console
• GBA SP - Classic NES Faceplate
• Nintendo DS - Electric Blue Faceplate
• Katamari Damacy (PS2)
• We Love Katamari (PS2)
• Indigo Prophecy (PC)
• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 (XBOX)
• AverMedia EZMaker DVD / PCI TV Video-Capture Card
• Grim Fandango (PC)

Hey, it seems like a lot, but maybe I'll be surprised, right? =P

Eh, screw the pictures. That can be saved for another time.

<----- my monitor. Background's from a Longhorn pack I wasn't particularly liking.








<-- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie & Samurai Champloo - Vol. 1 Box Art. My approval. My Windows Media Player playlist? 50 Cent - A Lil' Bit, Eminem - Never Enough, & 50 Cent - Candy Shop. Sue me.




<-- And another one of my beautiful monitor, box art, and Windows Media Player. ^.^;








<-- ... and my coveted Christmas tree. Well, that's pretty much all, everybody. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!! ^.^; -walks out- --"Merry Reaper"

xDDD

OMFG m1 h0v3rcrAft br0k3zrzzz !0!zrzzz

Yeah. My car broke down. And not just any kind of breaking down. On the highway ... four times. I had to pick up some hemmed dress pants today from the Men's Wearhouse at the nearest shopping mall for a music concert I have tomorrow (they fit fine, by the way). Anyways, on the way there, all of the lights started flashing on the dash, the speedometer and tachometer spun all the way around behind the pin stopping it from passing 0 MPH and 0 RPM again. They spun around, the CD player died, the lights flashed, and the engine revved into god-knows-what gear ... with cars in front of me ... on the highway.

Anyways, then the engine just died. On the highway. I had to pull to the side as fast as f*ckin' possible, so I wouldn't get rear-ended by some cell-phone listenin' jack@$$es on the highway not paying attention to where in the hell they're even going. After pulling over, I put the key back in, and, voila: worked. But then it died at the offramp ... and then again on the highway coming back ... and then in my hometown. >>;; Sucked eggs.

Everything's good now, though ...

Except for the fact I have to have a friend drive me to where I need to go to because I'm sending in my car tomorrow to have it checked; hopefully they can find the electronic problem.

If not: I'm f*cked. ><;

-- "Lonely Reaper"

¡Penes por todas partes!

The title of the post is in Spanish. Stands for "Male Gentalia Everywhere". Don't ask. But yet very relevant to my stories. See, during Social Studies, Chris had his lock ... well, ... locked to his belt loop on his pants, so, he reached down, and tried to unlock it, was having trouble, but, after succeeding, stared down, which didn't look right ... and I was sitting across from him ... which obviously means I have to throw in a sarcastic / idiotic / rude comment. Here I go ... :

Me: What are you doing?!?
Chris: My lock wouldn't come off ...
Me: -ignores- You tried to padlock your penis, again, didn't you?!?
Chris: -shocked with a blank stare- WHAT?!?

And then, at lunch, I just couldn't stop using the word.

Me: -leans in to James- Y'know he tried to padlock his penis?
James: -laughs and walks down the outdoor stairs-
Luke: What was that about?
Me: -leans to Luke- Christian wants you to touch his penis ... yes or no?
Luke: -laughs- What?!?
Me: Just a simple yes or no.
Luke: Well, ... no!
Me: -turns to Chris across the cement pretty far away- -yells- HE SAYS NO!
Chris: No to what?
Me: I asked him if he wanted to touch your penis ... he said no. -laughs-
Chris: -socks me hard in the arm- Jack@$$ ...
Me: -stifles a cry / laugh and walks back to Luke- My penis is named Luke. Luke isn't with me anymore. Luke, will you help me find Luke?
Luke: 0.0; NO! -runs off-
Me: -laughs as hard as possible-
Chris: -now really pissed off- You are? Well, let me tell Charlie and his friends.
Me: NOOOOOO!!! -slo-mo-ish- -trails with Chris-
Chris: -my name- seems to be missing his penis and wants to know if you can help him find it.
-everybody starts laughing-

Mmmmm ... padlocks ...

--"Demented Reaper"

GIGGITY!