You Got F**ked!!!

... ... ... Most vulgar title yet, although it gets to the point: ... ... ...

... ... ... Awhile ago, reminiscing on memories-upon-memories, I came upon the point, once again, about lunchtime, which, apparently, was noon-time. My OTHER friend, 'Malcolm', was running around the school away from these other girls (for reasons inexplicable), including one of them by the name of 'Karen', but, once he lost them, he came running past me. Naturally, in the cold hear of mine, I held him back with one hand and waited for Karen and her friends to hit the utter s**t out of him. I walked back to my locker, smirking, to put away a few books-'n-things. While I was walking to my humble locker, Malcolm screamed at me over my shoulder, "You bastard!"

We both burst out laughing.

... Now for the title. Once I made it back to our humble (god, love that word) lunch-area that I had left from, Jaeden was by Malcolm, yelling at him, pointing, mockingly, in-all-the-above-manners-listed, "You got F**KED!!!". He was chortling in laughter. Ah, it might not seem like much to you, but ...

... *pft* ...

... what do I care?!?!?

--Reaper

P.S. -- Hope you had a good Giants ball-game Jade. Can't wait to hear about it tomorrow. (Yes, this is considered an editorial) ... ... ... =P

*blink* Don't Make Me Go Ninja On Your Ass ...

A while ago, in the school's computer lab, my friend Jaeden and I were sitting side-by-side, and another friend Kahlia, got in trouble for chewing gum in the library so she had to clean the gum stuck onto the bottom of another keyboard in the copmuter lab. Gross, but ... fine, on with the story ... she eventually had to un-plug it, and with me not remembering that, I was looking a facts page about some certain kiddie's line of text that you were educated with when you were in 1st grade, and Jaeden replied, "This entire screen has every letter but 'z' on it." He showed me, and I commanded him to go to 'zorro.com', not knowing it was a real website, (and, know, Mr. Zorro-owners, this is NOT a promotion for your website and affiliation), and he remained silent for a second before turning back to his iMac and pounding on the desk where the keyboard should've been. We were laughing about it, and then ... *yawns on* ...

... SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE BRAINDEAD???

--"Grim Reaper"

What Do 'Gamma', 'Asterisk', 'Spartan 2', 'Grim', 'Malcolm', & 'Pepper' Have In Common ... ?

Ah. Yes. Oddly enough, these are some of the main characters from the new smash-hit parody-of-a-parody in-the-works called Green Vs. Yellow based on the parody Red Vs. Blue based on the smash-hit videogame for the PC, Mac, and XBOX entitled "Halo: Combat Evolved". Rooster Teeth, our people will be contacting your people within the hour.

Currently we're working on the trailer, but, hell: if that doesn't work, we'll continue on with our Robot Chicken mock/clone called "Cyborg Poultry" ( <--- Codename ) using a digital camera and stop-motion animation to get rich.

*shrug* How can we possibly fail??? ={

--"Grim Reaper"