A while ago, in the school's computer lab, my friend Jaeden and I were sitting side-by-side, and another friend Kahlia, got in trouble for chewing gum in the library so she had to clean the gum stuck onto the bottom of another keyboard in the copmuter lab. Gross, but ... fine, on with the story ... she eventually had to un-plug it, and with me not remembering that, I was looking a facts page about some certain kiddie's line of text that you were educated with when you were in 1st grade, and Jaeden replied, "This entire screen has every letter but 'z' on it." He showed me, and I commanded him to go to 'zorro.com', not knowing it was a real website, (and, know, Mr. Zorro-owners, this is NOT a promotion for your website and affiliation), and he remained silent for a second before turning back to his iMac and pounding on the desk where the keyboard should've been. We were laughing about it, and then ... *yawns on* ...
... SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE BRAINDEAD???
--"Grim Reaper"
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To Aranya, -- Yes, the idea was that, and Kahlia fits into this story because she was the one cleaning the gum off the keyboard in the comp. lab.
To Jade, -- Dude, Kahlia's not only your friend, y'know; what the hell are you talking about?? You're fruitier than I am!!!
--Reaper
Note to both of ya --
Y'all need help. Jade's dead-on, but it's not here fault she's that mental ... *gulp* ... oh, and, yah: Aranya? Whatever kinda a relationship we had before is over ... aaand ... I went with Jessica, now. SEEYA! *scurries off unnoticed*
-- ... Gle-- ... er ... Reaper ... ... ...
Wondering how this situation came about, I'm gonna clear some things up before I get my head chewed off.
First, Jaeden: nice going (=P), but you're NOT getting a picture with us, and I am talking to Aranya ...
Second, Aranya: it was a cruel joke. Jess and I are good friends and all, but we're NOT going out and there's no point in that because we have the last week together at school, and then I'm in 8th grade and she's at Seaside High.
FREE HUGS FO' ALL!!! >.< [inside joke, Aranya]
Yes, I understand it was a sick joke, but I was tired, not thinking straight, and ... oh, what the hell ... it was fun ... =P
--Reaper
Yah, hilarious. Har-har-har. Why do we make fun of you and your small fingers? 'Cause it's fun. Very sick joke, yah. We get out next week. Poor Aranya and her exams. (sniff) =P ... ... ... xDD
--Reaper
1) Yes, they are.
2) Yes, fun.
3) Awwww ... ... ...
4) 90?? UNBEARABLE!!! >.<
5) Dunno, just a got a new comp., though. =P
6) Dunno, yet probably, though unknown when.
--Reaper
I got off early today (about and early before I'm posting right now is when I got off), and I think Jade and Cris seemed a lil' pissed ... *shrug* ... screw them. =P I'm going out for a birthday dinner tonight and I hope-to-be home when you call Sunday, but, hey, if I'm not: leave a message: it's mean the same. *wink* xDD
W/ Love --- Reaper
0.0 Randomness ...
Unfortunately, ir had already come to my attention about all of the above, and, yes, Jaeden IS acting ala an @$$hole (But, hey, who am I kidding? He was ALWAYS like that ... *cough* ...) And, I know you're there for me, and you don't need to tell me you know me, 'cause I already know it and feel it. ^.^
AND I'M STILL LOOKING FORWARD TO THE CALL IN TWO DAYS!!! >.<
--Gl ... er ... Reaper =P
Ah, right: 3:00 - 4:00 PST in the U.S.A. I'll be waiting ... =P And the way you're saying you can't come over here but you'll be with me in spirit, you make it sound like you're never coming back here to visit EVER again. Bad thing, BAD THING!!
Oh, yeah: damn straight 'bout the Jade part ... except ... I don't love him, I hate him ... because if I loved him then that would be ... awkward ... I just got off the phone w/ him, BTW.
Well, I'm tired-'n-off. Seeya!
--Reaper
Hmm ... to start, to start ...
(1) I KNOW WHAT MPC IS. >.< And when WE get into high school HERE and when YOU get into high school THERE, it'll be harder for BOTH of us to see each other, not just YOU!
(2) Oh, yah, was out in Salinas all-day. =P
(3) Why do I have to post MY phone number in MY blog?!? You should DAMN know it by now!!! 0.0! And, yes, thanks for the #'s: gotta call sometime ... *gasp*
... and ...
(4) Mm-hm. Jade and I were imagining how you'd react ... and I knew you'd say sumthing cheesy like that ... but I'm not making fun of you ... *cough* ... yet ... ... ...
>.<
--Gle ... er ... Reaper ... =P
Hm ... let's see ... I might call ... or I might not ... *ninja* ... don't look at me like that!!! *twitch*
Six Flags sounds nice. Meet you there. =P
--Reaper
Wow. For some reason you sound ... changed ... *shrugs* ... and what if I don't call? =P *pft* Your tiny fingers couldn't even grasp into a fist to kick my 'small little @$$'.
No, 'nice'. Not 'f**king great'.
Wow, look, I like to use the word 'f**k', too: Aranya's a f**king jack@$$. (j/k)
Wait, I'm not j/king ... I'M TALKING FOR REAL!!! 0.0!
--Reaper
P.S. -- BECUZ I CAN!!! ^.^
0.0 - "All I've got to say ... ... ..."
--Reaper
But he was f**king GUILTY!!! The f**king evidence was there, but the jury is-- ... was braindead to the world. >.<
--Reaper
And did you accept ... ? Wait ... OUR Terry Poole, or one over there?!? 0.0!?!
--Reaper
Terry Poole thing's disturbing ...
Timmy Do thing's disturbing ... (he's in an Asian country right now, BTW. =P)
... Why would ppl tell me you're going out with Terry if you're NOT really?!? -ninja-
... And the song's disturbing ... ... ... =P j/k ... ... ...
--Reaper
0.0;;; Wow ... it's just ... wow ... -_-;;;
--Reaper
-_-;;; 0.0? Point stated. <-----
--Reaper
*steps outdoors, closes eyes, prays* Thank you, Lord.
=P
--Reaper
To quote your statement above:
"..o god am i turning inot one of thso vain vally gurlz? lol"
Which is why I'm NOT answering the question ... please, discern why I'm NOT answering and you'll get an indirect answer to your question ...
... ... ... DAMN YOU, NEOOOOOOO!!! - Jade
--Reaper
1) If you think I sound like a voice mail-box (whatever the hell that is, assuming you're wording it wrong ... ) you seriously need to get priorities straight. =P
2) No, that's his quote.
3) ... Neo ... Matrix ... -_-;;;
4) And, dare I ask, who the fuck is Carlos???
--Reaper
-_- Glenn isn't a girl's name. GlennA is a girl name, btw. Good thing you know what the Matrix is ... scared me for a moment ... -_-;;;
You're right, I wouldn't know your fucked-up priorities: guess I'm not as screwed as you are, yet. =P You and Carlos go to the Fashion Mall ... but doesn't that make Carlos sound ... *gr* ... I'll ask you if I get on AIM sometime, in case Carlos can read this. -_-;;
Damn security issues, now?!? >.<
--Reaper
Yes, that's what I was gonna ask, and, no, I wasn't suspecting the mall was called "The Fashion Mall" or some shit like that, and, yes, I actually DID use methodical in the right wording: "methodical bullshit" ... c'mon, keep thinking ... you'll think why it's right in a lil' bit ... ... ... >.<
"Si solamente usted no actuaría como una perra, podríamos conseguir todo el esto enderezado hacia fuera, pero, ningún... usted apenas tiene que fingir ser elegante. ¿Cuándo el infierno usted siente bien a un corrector de pruebas? ¿Aunque lo hice, que el infierno me cotizaría y decirme la utilizó incorrecta? ¡Eso es apenas pathetic!!" - An extra paragraph for our overly educated individuals.
--Reaper
ORGANIZED BULLSHIT. How is that line not REGISTERING and MAKING SENSE with your brain?
Puedo leer más que usted piensa sin usar un traductor. Blah, blah, blah es todo lo que oigo, pensando que usted se está sentando en su asno delante de la computadora ahora, leyendo esto, y no iguala el PENSAMIENTO de cómo es insano maldito del dios esto. Si solamente podría expresar mis sensaciones en otra lengua. Bien, aquí voy:
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Auf deutsch:
Gottfluch ist es, Aranya, Sie und gebumste Sachen oben wieder, mußte nur umhergehen gegangen und verfluchter Kraftstoff des Gottes dieses Gespräch ja bin ich bitter: fragen gehen Carlos, warum: Ich habe mit ihm ja gesprochen also gehen Sie voran und sprechen Sie mit seinem neugierigen Esel. Fragen Sie ihn, über was die Hölle ich sprechen: Sie werden garantiert überrascht zu werden. Fragen Sie ihn nach der E-mail von einem Juli 2. (heute).
--The goddamn Reaper (rawr)
0.0;;; Randomness, again?!? Or is this seriousness ... ... ... ???
--Reaper
Amazing. 0.0;;;
--R
Too bad that was sarcasm and that you just put yourself ... *snaps fingers* ... damn, better luck next time!!! =P
--Reaper
Wow, you had art with him? And, so we're on the same page, you can't mean Christian Thomas, you mean Christian Perez, right? -_-;;;
Aye-yi-yi ... ... ... 0.0!
0--0--0 REAPER 0--0--0
So you AREN'T as messed up as I thought!?! Damn ... and it was working so well for me, too ... ... ... =P
0.0!
$$**Gllenn-you-know-u-lov-me ... er ... Reaper**$$
=P
Heh.
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