Happy Independence Day, Communist Russia!!!

Yah, last second I was invited over to said-friend's house [Christian's]. He had another guy over [Larry], but, he couldn't stay the night because he had a test at 8:00 in the morning the next day at MPC. We had plans to wake him up early, but the jackass wouldn't call and ask his father. Tell me how braindead you have to be to say that you'll get in trouble if you ask and he says 'no', although he said his father would probably say 'yes' anyways, but he didn't want to risk it ...

... what a dumbass. -_-;;;

Setting off fireworks at around 8:00 at night, on the 4th, we had those imported Japanese "spark fountains" that, when lit, had a short fuse, you could run off and watch the sparks go up in the air, while waving your sparklers around in the air ... until Cris got burnt by holding two sparklers in each hand ... and then those 'you retard!' moments:

Cris: *runs forward* *5 sticks of fireworks are sitting on the ground* *tries to light all of them at once* *lights middle two* *spark out of control*
Reaper: Shit! *ducks behind plastic chair, peering around corner of chair, watching Cris trying to retardedly light the other fireworks beside the ones that are sparking* You're gonna get burnt, y'know!!
Larry: *waves hand* Don't worry, he probably wants to get burnt.

--LATER--

Cris: *fountain of sparks firecracker flips on side, so sparks travel along ground* *Cris, acting like a retard, tries to get the box to face upwards, failing, yet if he had succeeded, the sparks would've flown up into his face, possibly injuring him ... no shit ... =P*
Larry: Christian, you retard!!

Oh, yeah. The night went like that ... now, start celebrating, cossacks! I know who you are ... damn Russians ... ... ... >.<

- With Love

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