Everything You Wanted To Know About Chuck Norris ...

I have more than these, and a lot more to say, but for now, heed these wise words of wisdom:

"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting leaves a chance of survival."

... and, the ever-popular ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is still alive."

... including ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he orders the air in and out, and it complies."

Wrong, I know, but I fear it's true. Or so the General chat in WoW says so. =P

... and they wouldn't lie, would they? xD

Note: While you're at it, check out the movie "Sidekicks" because ... you guessed it ... it's a Chuck Norris movie! -gasp-

xDD

--"Reaper"

Could I Have Another Round of FUBAR With A Side of Pissed Off ... ?

... oh? You're all out of that drink? Well then mix me up a Cyclone, 'cause I'm not leaving 'til I get wasted out of my mind and explain my entire story. You don't want to hear it, eh? Too bad. Don't care. Get over it. You don't want to read it? Simple. Press the 'back' button. It doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Yes, right now I have no tact.

I'm sick and tired of myself and all of the things around me.

Oh, for one? Our music teacher decided to completely drop a piece of sheet music I brought in, along with the song, which happened to be 1:40 into the Truth and Reconciliation Suite. Yes, that's from Halo: Combat Evolved / Halo 2. Why'd he drop it? He 'claims' we wouldn't enough time. But wouldn't that little snippet completely blow away a middle-school "advanced" orchestra audience? You're damn right it would. But does he care? Nope. He replaces it with another boring two pages from The Lord Of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Why would he even do such a thing when he realizes that over half of the class would actually prefer Halo over it anyways? Either the FBI's gotten to him or he's completely lost it ...

... and secondly? Now, get this; this is the reason I am absolutely pissed off at myself over. I have lied to somebody I've 'loved' for the past f*cking year. About some major stuff. And now I am tripping over myself ending it. So I do. So I am. But, no matter what, it still makes me the most f*cked up person I know.

Oh, don't worry. I'll be fine. The thought of taking one's own life over some physical / mental matter? That's the easy way out and it's pointless. I'm not suicidal. Or homicidal for that matter. Well, there's the fact about the axe-murderers out in Nevada but, ... er ...

... ... ...

... so, how about some stuff you can actually relate to, eh?

• These are some really creative Japanese college students. And it's awesome. I wonder if Larry'll ever get around to doing something like that ... =P ...
• And a few PSP commercials: the first and second squirrel ones, the rat-and-cheese one, and the first and second dustball ones. And what got me started on these, you ask? Simply the latest VG Cats comic. xD
  
• A sound clip from 'A Few Good Men' remade as a machinima to the Half-Life 2 engine, entitled 'A Few Good G-Men'. Take a look.
• 'From Dusk Till Dawn' is a kickass movie. =P
• I don't care whether you don't like the music or don't like the animation, but I think this is pretty f*cking awesome.

Hopefully that'll tie you over 'til next time, 'cause I'm tired and gonna go back onto Stormscale (WoW) and continue playing my character. 'Til next post, peace out. -nods, backing away and out the door-

... wait, ... what door? =P

--"Reaper"

Orange October[c], Sponsored by GaiaJournals

First, a quote from one of Jade's journals, for the hell of it;

Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Nice.
Glennlego: one**
Glennlego: , again**
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
Glennlego: I really need to start thinking before I speak. =P
maKa vEli siNz: Idiot.
maKa vEli siNz: .. When do you think?
Glennlego: *pft* A lot more often than you and Chris do, running your mouths and sh*t. =P
maKa vEli siNz: ... Not thinking is thinking more than Chris.
Glennlego: xD I didn't say you were on the same level as him, just less then, well ... people who think about what they say before they say it. xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Well, it depends on the situation.
Like that time I convinced the US to go to war with Iraq.

"Yes yes, that's a good argument. But remember, anyone who doesn't want to go to war.. is gay.
>>
<<" Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Hehe.

... and then, there's the current AIM conversation ...

maKa vEli siNz: I she's trying to hit on me, but it's really not working.
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Because you're stone-cold Jaeden.
Glennlego: The toughest badass around.
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I just got a phone call about abortion.
maKa vEli siNz: WTF?
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Are you not telling me something?
maKa vEli siNz: I hate children, so why would I have one?!

.. Sh*t, that supports the abortion theory..
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Or the 't'-element.
Glennlego: Er ... 'r'.
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: I hate you.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Isis needs to log in and bail me out of this..
maKa vEli siNz: This is just stupid.
maKa vEli siNz: I don't like talking to her.
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz:
spartanclone367: playing in the f*cking rain
maKa vEli siNz: Back so soon..?

Say 'maybe' and I will kill you.
spartanclone367: maybe
maKa vEli siNz: I swear to god, your ass is Glenn's.
spartanclone367: O.o
maKa vEli siNz: ^ ^; So how was practice?

Jackass ... >>; ... anyways ... on another note. Look at me straight and tell me you don't find this freaky. 0.0; Hah, and then there's a pretty-recent World of Warcraft video, two versions; condensed and full, about a Tauren who kites trolls to Goldshire, who leads them to Stormwind, and nobody can kill them, so the GM has to reset the creatures, eerily reminescent of the Lord Kazzak fiasco, right? Yeah, and who knew most of the people in WoW think the internet is for porn? xD Blood Elves are lookin' pretty powerful, indeed ...

... and, to end on an unrelated note ... I cast ...

... FROST SHOCK!

=P

--"Reaper"

April Showers Bring May Flowers ...

Sector7Area51: HAHAHAHA
Sector7Area51: DUMBASS
Sector7Area51: I am going to laugh at you tomorrow so freaking harrd
maKa vEli siNz: I can laugh at you too, just because I think you're gay.
Sector7Area51: I am going to say
maKa vEli siNz: You should be embaressed how gay you are.
Sector7Area51: you think all you want too
maKa vEli siNz: I won't think it, I'll know it.
Sector7Area51: See, i still dont care, i told you i am not gay
Sector7Area51: ok
Sector7Area51: ok
maKa vEli siNz: You can deny all you want.
Sector7Area51: Deny what
Sector7Area51: i am not gay
maKa vEli siNz: You're in denial, as I said.
Sector7Area51: If you want me to be gay to suit your own needs, your a pervert
Sector7Area51: if you want to think i am gay go ahead, its discusting that your jaking off to a guy
maKa vEli siNz: It's spelt 'you're'
maKa vEli siNz: And it's spelt 'jacking'
Sector7Area51: Thats why your changing the subject
maKa vEli siNz: And you should capitalize the 'I'
maKa vEli siNz: Heck, you're the one who wants me to jack off to you.
Sector7Area51: um no, your the one calling me gay when you know i am not
maKa vEli siNz: Actually, I'm pretty sure you are.
Sector7Area51: just because you dont feel satisfyed with yourself doesnt meen you need to put down other people
Sector7Area51: and plus
Sector7Area51: It takes one to know one
maKa vEli siNz: I shouldn't feel satisfied with myself, I can always be better than I am now, but still, knowing I'm better than you makes my day complete.
maKa vEli siNz: So you're admitting you're gay?
Sector7Area51: are you?
maKa vEli siNz: No, but you're putting yourself in that position where you're getting defensive of your sexual orientation.
Sector7Area51: wtf did you just say
maKa vEli siNz: I use big words.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: w00t.
maKa vEli siNz: And he logs, awesome.
maKa vEli siNz: Right, well, I'm logging for now. Be back at 9 maybe? Call if you need me.
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 8:01:16 PM.

xD Good times, good times. Yeah, read it. Love it. Enjoy it. Savor it. And leave me the f*ck alone.

>>;

--"Reaper"