I have more than these, and a lot more to say, but for now, heed these wise words of wisdom:
"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting leaves a chance of survival."
... and, the ever-popular ...
"Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is still alive."
... including ...
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he orders the air in and out, and it complies."
Wrong, I know, but I fear it's true. Or so the General chat in WoW says so. =P
... and they wouldn't lie, would they? xD
Note: While you're at it, check out the movie "Sidekicks" because ... you guessed it ... it's a Chuck Norris movie! -gasp-
xDD
--"Reaper"
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