Friday, April 07, 2006

Orange October[c], Sponsored by GaiaJournals

First, a quote from one of Jade's journals, for the hell of it;

Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Nice.
Glennlego: one**
Glennlego: , again**
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
Glennlego: I really need to start thinking before I speak. =P
maKa vEli siNz: Idiot.
maKa vEli siNz: .. When do you think?
Glennlego: *pft* A lot more often than you and Chris do, running your mouths and sh*t. =P
maKa vEli siNz: ... Not thinking is thinking more than Chris.
Glennlego: xD I didn't say you were on the same level as him, just less then, well ... people who think about what they say before they say it. xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Well, it depends on the situation.
Like that time I convinced the US to go to war with Iraq.

"Yes yes, that's a good argument. But remember, anyone who doesn't want to go to war.. is gay.
>>
<<" Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Hehe.

... and then, there's the current AIM conversation ...

maKa vEli siNz: I she's trying to hit on me, but it's really not working.
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Because you're stone-cold Jaeden.
Glennlego: The toughest badass around.
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I just got a phone call about abortion.
maKa vEli siNz: WTF?
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Are you not telling me something?
maKa vEli siNz: I hate children, so why would I have one?!

.. Sh*t, that supports the abortion theory..
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Or the 't'-element.
Glennlego: Er ... 'r'.
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: I hate you.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Isis needs to log in and bail me out of this..
maKa vEli siNz: This is just stupid.
maKa vEli siNz: I don't like talking to her.
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz:
spartanclone367: playing in the f*cking rain
maKa vEli siNz: Back so soon..?

Say 'maybe' and I will kill you.
spartanclone367: maybe
maKa vEli siNz: I swear to god, your ass is Glenn's.
spartanclone367: O.o
maKa vEli siNz: ^ ^; So how was practice?

Jackass ... >>; ... anyways ... on another note. Look at me straight and tell me you don't find this freaky. 0.0; Hah, and then there's a pretty-recent World of Warcraft video, two versions; condensed and full, about a Tauren who kites trolls to Goldshire, who leads them to Stormwind, and nobody can kill them, so the GM has to reset the creatures, eerily reminescent of the Lord Kazzak fiasco, right? Yeah, and who knew most of the people in WoW think the internet is for porn? xD Blood Elves are lookin' pretty powerful, indeed ...

... and, to end on an unrelated note ... I cast ...

... FROST SHOCK!

=P

--"Reaper"

Monday, April 03, 2006

April Showers Bring May Flowers ...

Sector7Area51: HAHAHAHA
Sector7Area51: DUMBASS
Sector7Area51: I am going to laugh at you tomorrow so freaking harrd
maKa vEli siNz: I can laugh at you too, just because I think you're gay.
Sector7Area51: I am going to say
maKa vEli siNz: You should be embaressed how gay you are.
Sector7Area51: you think all you want too
maKa vEli siNz: I won't think it, I'll know it.
Sector7Area51: See, i still dont care, i told you i am not gay
Sector7Area51: ok
Sector7Area51: ok
maKa vEli siNz: You can deny all you want.
Sector7Area51: Deny what
Sector7Area51: i am not gay
maKa vEli siNz: You're in denial, as I said.
Sector7Area51: If you want me to be gay to suit your own needs, your a pervert
Sector7Area51: if you want to think i am gay go ahead, its discusting that your jaking off to a guy
maKa vEli siNz: It's spelt 'you're'
maKa vEli siNz: And it's spelt 'jacking'
Sector7Area51: Thats why your changing the subject
maKa vEli siNz: And you should capitalize the 'I'
maKa vEli siNz: Heck, you're the one who wants me to jack off to you.
Sector7Area51: um no, your the one calling me gay when you know i am not
maKa vEli siNz: Actually, I'm pretty sure you are.
Sector7Area51: just because you dont feel satisfyed with yourself doesnt meen you need to put down other people
Sector7Area51: and plus
Sector7Area51: It takes one to know one
maKa vEli siNz: I shouldn't feel satisfied with myself, I can always be better than I am now, but still, knowing I'm better than you makes my day complete.
maKa vEli siNz: So you're admitting you're gay?
Sector7Area51: are you?
maKa vEli siNz: No, but you're putting yourself in that position where you're getting defensive of your sexual orientation.
Sector7Area51: wtf did you just say
maKa vEli siNz: I use big words.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: w00t.
maKa vEli siNz: And he logs, awesome.
maKa vEli siNz: Right, well, I'm logging for now. Be back at 9 maybe? Call if you need me.
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 8:01:16 PM.

xD Good times, good times. Yeah, read it. Love it. Enjoy it. Savor it. And leave me the f*ck alone.

>>;

--"Reaper"

Monday, March 13, 2006

Does It Matter What I Name It? You'll Just Read It Anyways ...

To [Ministabber]: In my opinion? You were acting like a d***. You were acting like a know-it-all and dragging everyone else down. I don't know if you had anything to do with Clover's temporary absence or not, so I'm not in the know to comment about it. Otherwise? Yeah, you were.
[Ministabber] whispers: I come across as a d***, but one that will assist. If I let you guys you would abuse me
to [Ministabber]: Look. I'm sorry; you've obviously already been abused by whatever-in-the-hell you've been a part of in the past, but we're not like that. No need to get defensive on us and try to act above us just to /not get hurt/. It doesn't come across that well.
[Ministabber] whispers: Ahh... so I hurt your feelings, well that was totally my bad. I am used to dealing with a aharsher crowd
[Ministabber whispers]: that was totally my bad
To [Ministabber]: xD You didn't necessarily hurt /my/ feelings, and we're not completely soft, it's just you came across more menacing that friendly, and we didn't appreciate that. I don't know about your view over wanting back in or not, but explain it to Naz and he /might/ give you a second chance.
[Ministabber] whispers: Don't want one
[Ministabber] whispers: I joined to assist you guys
To [Ministabber]: -nods- Alrighty. And you still could, but you didn't seem to be assisting, just ... demanding. =P
[Ministabber] whispers: No other reason, You find that I am a bit on the hash side which may be to much
[Ministabber] whispers: what have I demanded?
To [Ministabber]: xD You /were/ on the harsh side. You even said yourself you didn't /want/ to come across as a d***. It was just that you're used to dealing with a harsher crowd.
[Ministabber] whispers: Ok... Demanding and harsh are two different subjects
To [Ministabber]: Well, not technicall;y DEMANDING, as in literal, but more as the obsessive-compulsive, laeast I say, as I've said before, "above others"-sort-of-sense, but, yet again, tires into the "harsher crowd" setup you're used to.
To [Ministabber]: Mini, I never compared the two. >>;
[Ministabber] whispers: No no, worry not
To [Ministabber]: o.o? -tilts head-
[Ministabber] whispers: Not sure
To [Ministabber]: Well, good luck to future endeavors, I ... guess ... ? -waves-
[Ministabber] whispers: just send me a tell if you ever need to talk to anybody sometime
To [Ministabber]: xD Alrighty. -nods- So ... peace out. ^-^
[Ministabber] whispers: Never peace!!!

Yeah, that was the latest thing on WoW that's /ever/ been close to a fight, recently. On another note, I also added a rough draft of a GW vs. WoW faceoff video, which I think Larry will want to check out with more than a burning passion. ;-)

And, for all of my friends, I have added a description for each of us, in case we were ever cartoonized, cel shaded, animated, or whatever. It seemed great at the time being. >>;

Larry: Unknown, know-it-all jackass
Christian: Continuously lost, assassin, and a lunatic
Reaper: Charming, smooth-talking, and a deep sarcastic
Jess: A neko, hopeless romantic [in a sense, right? xD]
Charlie: ... umm ... whatever the f*ck describes you, I haven't figured out yet ... -shivers- ...
Jaeden: Psychotic, wall-jumping, pyrotechnic

Anyways, yet again, Christian, Michael, and I all went to the movie theatre Friday night to the 10:25 showing of "The Hills Have Eyes". A little gorey for my tastes, I guess, but it was still pretty cool. ^-^ Funniest part was the talking between us before the movie.

-white, blank, parchment-looking ad comes onto the screen-
-Michael pushes his elbow against my armrest; I push back-
Michael: Dude, I need to think!
Me: No, you don't! This is a movie, not a book.
Christian: -laughs idiotically on the other side of me-
Me: -smirks, and continues to fuel the fire- The only reason you'd need to think is if there was a book down there, on a pedestal, in front-center of the room ... and we'd need a narrator to read it, because we can't see it ... and THEN you'd have to imagine the pictures ... -turns to Christian- ... that's what they should call it ...
Christian: ... what?
Me: ... a book theatre!!!
-insane laughter-

Um, I know I had more, I've just gotta think of it ... umm ... ummmmm ... oh, and, back to World of Warcraft, by killing a random raptor in Arathi Highlands, I got a rare gun drop, the Ironweaver and added a Deadly Scope to it. When I turn 40, I can get the Sniper Scope AND my Sabertooth mount ... w00t ...

xDDDD

Well, I'm tired. I dunno what I'm gonna do now, but if I find something else funny, I'll edit this post. 'Til then, peace out. xD

EDIT #1: A talk between Christian and I on Gaia that I just had to add for the hell of it --

Ragnoroth (Christian) : oh ok and From gaia admins: if somebody by the name "dvorak@yahoo.com" adds you dont accept it.Its a virus.Tell everyone on ur bulletin because if somebody on ur list adds them then you get the virus too.Tell everyone on your list not to open anything from angell11, tewwtuler, and sassyb!tch.Its a hard drive killer a very horrible virus.If you dont pass this letter to everyone on your buddy list,we will delete your account.We need to find out who is really behind this. hurry and tell icon_sweatdrop.gif people icon_sweatdrop.gif

Raftacon (Me) : Christian ... you are a stupid f*ck. One, why did you get this and I didn't? >>; Two, the "delete your whole account thing if you don't spread this to your buddy list" is a dead giveaway of a chain letter. And, three, nobody with an @anything.anything can even create an accouht. There can't be any fancy symbols. And, four, c'mon, now, Christian! A virus?!? How in the royal f*ck can a virus be transferred to your computer by Gaia? ... c'mon, Chris; get with the program. >.<>>;

Ragnoroth : sorry if im to safe...

Raftacon : Christian, that's NOT being safe ... that's being a ... being a stupid f*ck. >>;

Ragnoroth : lets drop the subject...>.>;;

Raftacon : That's your solution to EVERYTHING that /you/ don't start, isn't it? =P

Ragnoroth : well its better than rambling on about somthing pointless...

Raftacon : You just completely contradicted yourself. -_-;; You just admitted that it IS okay to close out of my arguments, not yours. =P

And ... wait for it ... BAM!!!!!!!! xDDD

--"Reaper"

Monday, February 27, 2006

Dedicational Dues

Alright, today I was feeling under the weather, so I didn't head off to school. I went to my refrigerator for something to eat for breakfast, and I was running low on food. A few of the only things I had left included a box of Strawberry and Cream Cheese toaster strudels. So, I heated them up, and then got creative with the icing and dedicated it to you, Jess. ;-) Check it out and tell me what you think of it. xD

Hah, love you.

--"Reaper"

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Green Vs. Yellow Recording - A Few Employees = Mayhem!

Alright; I had Luke, Christian, Charlie, Larry, Jayme, and myself over to ... well, ... my house to record a new GvY trailer. It went wonderful, for those wondering, and we're almost finishing it up. We cracked jokes about The Rock's uber-bright teeth in "Doom" on DVD. A clip of the scene:

Me (from couch): Christian, can you turn off the light beside the computer.
Chris: -blank face-
Me: The middle one ... y'know, not the one on the left or the right. And it's a switch, which means you have to flip it the opposite way.
Chris: -waits-
My Dad: Here, let me help you. -flips switch-
-insane laughter-

Well, I'm off to play WoW as my character "Lunati" on the "Scarlet Crusade" server. Send me a private message if you see me on there or on City of Villains, Infinity server, as "Stealthed Death". Make sure to read my character ID bio. It's cool. ;-) 'Later.

--"Reaper"

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Cool Upcoming [Or So They Seem] Games ...


-- (Mature) -- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.



Yes, it's another acronym ala F.E.A.R. ... but, it's okay. This one's cool ... and looks fabulous. Next-gen, and should be coming out soon ... hopefully. It's set a few years in the future where you're a S.T.A.L.K.E.R., an elitist battling against other AI elitists that are heading towards Chernobyl (home of the past nuclear accident) to unravel the mystery having to do with newly found mutant (not to mention radioactive) creatures there. 'Looks pretty cool, I'd have to say myself. You can find out more about it at their site, check out the trailers at Gamespot, and look at a few of my screenshots below:


-- (Mature) -- Hellgate: London


From the actual creators of Diablo 2, this is a 3D RPG that looks really, really beautiful. Next-gen-or-so, obviously. Now, you might read this and think, 3D RPG? Isn't the Diablo 2? No. It isn't. Diablo 2 had 2D characters in a 3D world. This is fully 3D. It's like a Painkiller RPG but more ... futuristic. It's really cool: trust me. Visit their site and download the trailer at Gamespot. Oh, and check out the screenshots:




-- (Teen) -- Tabula Rasa


I honestly don't know much about this game, besides that it's supposed to become a kick-ass MMO. I've heard about it for awhile, and the title is Latin for "blank slate". Read more about it at the developer's website and check out my screenshots below:



-- (Mature) -- Duke Nukem Forever


We've all eard about DNF for awhile now, haven't we? We've heard the "it's-done-when-it's-done" bit a few times now, we've seen the engine change from the '98 version to the 2001 E3 showing, and we've seen more than enough rumors floating around about it. When will it actually be out? Has it actually been cancelled? I have no damn clue. I've provided enough info: you fill in the rest.

--"Grim Reaper"

Friday, February 03, 2006

Game-And-A-Movie Nite ... [Sponsored by Blockbuster](c)


-- (Teen) -- "When A Stranger Calls" ...



This is the example of a superb movie. The movie was awesome, but my fellow audience sucked. Everytime a cat would come out of the darkness, they would scream their asses off, a guy with a laser pointer in the back kept pointing obscene things on the screen, and even when the movie went black at the end, before the credits, the audience was still screaming. I swear to god, humans are retards ... and Camilla Belle is hot, so why not go to Fandango.com and print those tickets off now?


-- (Mature) -- Diablo III ... More Than Rumored??



Alright, I was searching around certain forums and fell across not only a page that Blizzard officially has up, enlisting some new staff for what seems to be Diablo 3 and also a rumored box art floating around the web. And, in addition to that, GameSpy has a page up titling Diablo III's release date: 2006. And, on a different note, think for a minute how cool it would be to have a coworker (this actually happened at Blizzard) exchange this with you at a gift exchange along with this plaque. And then compare it to the actual game stats for the item (bottom of page). Cool, eh?

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Check the above out. I know you'll love it. Peace. I'm off to bed. >>;

--"Reaper"

Thursday, February 02, 2006

My New ESRB-Style News System ...

... you heard right. I will [hopefully] feature my life events and news articles by rating now, starting with Everyone for articles that are particularly clean in language (can be edits of a later article), followed by Teen for those articles that are slightly mature, but not mature enough to be ... well ... Mature. These articles are the dirtiest of the dirtiest, the most explicit of the explicit ... or are on M-rated games ... but, wait ... there's more? Yes, there is even the Adults Only. I honestly dont' see myself using this rating in the near future, but, hey; who knows? You may as well give it a shot ... alright, here I go.



-- (Mature) -- Unused Doom 3 Models?


I was looking around the other day and came across a bunch of concept art and 3-D sketches for some demons and humans that were going to be used in Doom 3 but were left out, and we either (A) scrapped for Quake 4 (like the medic), (B) added into Doom 3 - Resurrection of Evil (like the floating sea beastie), and, (C) were left out altogether (like the demon with a metal plate over his eyes. Well, have fun viewing them: there's one here and here and here and here, and finally here.



-- (Teen) -- My Apology To Blizzard ...

I will admit, I have done some pretty bad things in my past. I have hacked / cheated before, but only in singleplayer games ... well, except for Diablo 2 ... and, um ... it was made by Blizzard ... but, uh ... uhm ... that doesn't look good on my record, does it? ^.^;; Anyways, Blizzard, I'm sorry that I got a speedhack, boosted my speed to an epic mount, and although I only did it for a few minutes before deciding that it was too wrong to continue with, I [believe] have received a 72-hour suspension, which is the most serious ... well, aside from having your account banned, I suppose. Anyways, I'm sorry guys, and I promise to ya I won't do anything like this again. Peace out.



-- (Mature) -- Preview for Black for the PS2 and XBOX ...


Black is the new FPS coming out for a current-gen console with next-gen graphics. Realistic physics (although HL2 established that pretty well), it has REALLY good physics. Finally, if I shoot a pillar with a shotgun, guess what happens? You guessed it: the stone chips off. Finally, sweet lord: some physics. Get the entire preview from Gamespot. Check the trailer while you're at it ... but, seriously, guys-who're-making Black, two questions. One, why didn't you wait for the, I dunno, XBOX 360 and PS3 to make it a launch title?!? And, two, ... why are you hatin' on the PC?!? 0.0;



-- (Teen) -- The Ultima Online Killing Of Lord British


Interestingly enough, the impossibly happened one day in Ultima Online: the creator of the game's alter-ego ingame died to the hands of a player-character evil villain. He was set to make a speech that day as the servers temporarily shut down. As they came back up a few hours later, the "bad man", Rainz (as he name was), came into town, and, being a thief, had the ability to pickpocket other PC's (player characters). He pickpocketed one, earning himself a fire scroll. He cast the scroll on the bridge that British was supposed to ride in across with his bodyguards. When he arrived, Rainz set it off. Fireballs rained (haha, rained) down from above, but as Rainz sneaked to British for the kill, he realized he was dead. The bodyguards, noticing this also, panicked, sending waves of spells down, killing the crowd. As they mayhem disspated ... oh, hell. Just read the interview with him and stop wasting my time.



-- (Mature) -- Green Vs. Yellow Promo


Hello, fellow readers. Go over to the Green Vs. Yellow site and download the trailer ... I encoded the old trailer so it's about 1/5 of its old size. Big difference, right? =P;; So, what're you waiting for?!? Get to it!! >>;



-- (Adults Only) -- Haha, I Fooled You, Didn't I?!??


You seriously believed I'd have an AO the first day to the system? Get real. xDD

--"Grim Reaper" A.K.A. "The One" xD

Friday, January 27, 2006

Earthworm Jim 2 and the Uprising in Fowl Language [sic] ...

First off, let me get my fowl language off my chest. Alright, now that we're clean, I want to make a startling realization: the generic foul word used in today's raps is the "n-word" and the modern word used in today's rock music is the "f-word". Examples?

"Things we seein' on the screen; not ours
"But these n***** from the 'hood, so these dreams not far ..."
-- "Heard 'Em Say", Kanye West

"I won't get in line or be a middle man
"So f*** you; I'll make my own plan ..."
-- "Not Listening", Papa Roach

Oh, and the Earthworm Jim 2 thing? Endgame cinematic spoiler ... but a ... cow? =/


Earthworm Jim - SNES

'Ey, have fun, and ciao! And make sure to visit:
+ VG Cats
+ 8-bit Theatre

--"Grim Reaper"


Friday, January 20, 2006

Quote Special - Brought to You By EB Games(c)

Well, well, well. Tomorrow I'm going to a friend's birthday party, so I stopped be EB to get him a gift card. I did. I walked out with a $25 gift card and Killzone for the PS2. The lady behind the counter was a great person. And I just love what she said as she was attempting to sell me the game:

"Just to warn you, this game is rated M for mature. It contains ... *flips over case* ... blood, strong language, and violence ... everything that makes a game great. *smiles*"

That was wonderful. I absolutely love her for saying that. And it couldn't be any truer, not, could it? =P;;

I'm tired. Peace out. xD

--"Grim Reaper"

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Dances With Hobos

I'm only gonna post one thing that happened today, 'cause I'm tired and I want to go to bed. So, here it goes. 'Takes place outside my locker, during lunch. Enjoy.

*at my locker*
Andre: You wanna hear a joke?
*near Luke, Larry, and Kevin*
Me: *sighs* What is it?
Andre: Alright. Why are *African-Americans* afraid of motorcycles?
Me: Why?
*Christian walks up behind Luke*
Andre: Because all they here is, "Run, n***a-n***a, run!"
*silence, as we see Christian*
Christian: What did you just say?
*insane laughter*

Haha. Hope you enjoyed. Peace out. =P;;

--"Grim Reaper"

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Holiday Special - Sponsored By Midas(c)


Heya, it's Reaper. And he's got stories. And pictures. And dedications. And a Christmas List. And winnable prizes ... alright, more of the stuff than the prizes, but you get what I'm aiming at, right? First off, if I were Santa? That's what I'd look like.

Moving on. First off. Stories, stories ... um ... how about I skip to the dedications? Those are always ... fun, right? First, to the one and only person I could only imagine about, now, since she moved far, far away from the continent I'm on.


Aranya - Hmm ... how to dedicate THIS one ... um ... there were rough times, fun times, and all around ... fun times. ^.^;; I haven't been in contact with you as much as I've been wanting, too, but maybe that'll be one of my New Year's Resolutions, right? Wait ... what am I saying? Of course it will! I had to include you first in the dedications. Y'know why? I promised. And I kept my promise. 'Shocking that I'm not being sarcastic, isn't it? =P;; 'Love you bunches.




Jaeden - I know you would never do something as nice as to dedicate anything nice to me, but I've decided to take the time to do it anyways. Eh, even though either of us might not think it, and, even sometimes, say it, and I don't know about your opinion on this one, but you're a great friend, and I wouldn't be who I am / where I am today without you. Have a merry Christmas, and good luck on those platinums. Peace out. =P


Christian - Eh, same for you as I said for Jaeden. We get in fights a lot, especially if Larry's ever around *wink wink*, but, um ... yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party. When I yelled at you that one line on the phone, I thought you'd call back ... Kevin thought you were still talking and didn't notice I had hung up ... Larry told me what everybody got you, though, so here's a late Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to ya! ;-)


Charlie - You demonic chicken-chucking, moose-loving freak. You do the weirdest things, and sometimes piss us off by acting like such a retard / freak in public places and the such. But, in the end, it turns out alright ... well ... most of the time, I guess. xD Yeah, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ... *cough* ... moose suck ... *cough* ... wha? =P



Larry - I hate your guts right now. This isn't a dedication, and this isn't a death threat. You have pissed me off beyong reason before. But this time, they've all amounted into one big steaming pile of sh*t that stares me in the face every time I even think about talking to you again. I hope this time friendship's end for good. Period. Have a merry f*cking Christmas, and a merry f*cking 'ho ho ho'.


Alright, so the dedications are pretty well done ... now what was next? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Hmm ... maybe I'll put up my Christmas list ... and then some pictures, and wrap it up with a review for a few more Christmas reviews I made. How's that? Good? Good.


  • Arcanum (PC)
  • Fallout (PC)
  • Fallout 2 (PC)
  • PS2 [used or new]
  • God of War (PS2)
  • GTA: San Andreas (XBOX)
  • MGS3: Snake Eater (PS2)
  • XBOX 360 + some cool games, preferrably -shrugs-
  • Doom 3 (PC)
  • F.E.A.R. (PC)
  • House: Season 1 (DVD)
  • Samurai Champloo: Volume 2 (DVD)
  • .hack//SIGN Volume 1 (DVD)
  • Soul Caliber II (XBOX)
  • Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX)
  • Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (N64)
  • Maxtor DiamondMax 120 GB Harddrive
  • SNES / NES Console
  • GBA SP - Classic NES Faceplate
  • Nintendo DS - Electric Blue Faceplate
  • Katamari Damacy (PS2)
  • We Love Katamari (PS2)
  • Indigo Prophecy (PC)
  • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 (XBOX)
  • AverMedia EZMaker DVD / PCI TV Video-Capture Card
  • Grim Fandango (PC)
Hey, it seems like a lot, but maybe I'll be surprised, right? =P

Eh, screw the pictures. That can be saved for another time.

<----- my monitor. Background's from a Longhorn pack I wasn't particularly liking.








<-- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie & Samurai Champloo - Vol. 1 Box Art. My approval. My Windows Media Player playlist? 50 Cent - A Lil' Bit, Eminem - Never Enough, & 50 Cent - Candy Shop. Sue me.




<-- And another one of my beautiful monitor, box art, and Windows Media Player. ^.^;








<-- ... and my coveted Christmas tree. Well, that's pretty much all, everybody. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!! ^.^; -walks out- --"Merry Reaper"

xDDD

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

OMFG m1 h0v3rcrAft br0k3zrzzz !0!zrzzz

Yeah. My car broke down. And not just any kind of breaking down. On the highway ... four times. I had to pick up some hemmed dress pants today from the Men's Wearhouse at the nearest shopping mall for a music concert I have tomorrow (they fit fine, by the way). Anyways, on the way there, all of the lights started flashing on the dash, the speedometer and tachometer spun all the way around behind the pin stopping it from passing 0 MPH and 0 RPM again. They spun around, the CD player died, the lights flashed, and the engine revved into god-knows-what gear ... with cars in front of me ... on the highway.

Anyways, then the engine just died. On the highway. I had to pull to the side as fast as f*ckin' possible, so I wouldn't get rear-ended by some cell-phone listenin' jack@$$es on the highway not paying attention to where in the hell they're even going. After pulling over, I put the key back in, and, voila: worked. But then it died at the offramp ... and then again on the highway coming back ... and then in my hometown. >>;; Sucked eggs.

Everything's good now, though ...

Except for the fact I have to have a friend drive me to where I need to go to because I'm sending in my car tomorrow to have it checked; hopefully they can find the electronic problem.

If not: I'm f*cked. ><;

-- "Lonely Reaper"

Monday, December 05, 2005

¡Penes por todas partes!

The title of the post is in Spanish. Stands for "Male Gentalia Everywhere". Don't ask. But yet very relevant to my stories. See, during Social Studies, Chris had his lock ... well, ... locked to his belt loop on his pants, so, he reached down, and tried to unlock it, was having trouble, but, after succeeding, stared down, which didn't look right ... and I was sitting across from him ... which obviously means I have to throw in a sarcastic / idiotic / rude comment. Here I go ... :

Me: What are you doing?!?
Chris: My lock wouldn't come off ...
Me: -ignores- You tried to padlock your penis, again, didn't you?!?
Chris: -shocked with a blank stare- WHAT?!?

And then, at lunch, I just couldn't stop using the word.

Me: -leans in to James- Y'know he tried to padlock his penis?
James: -laughs and walks down the outdoor stairs-
Luke: What was that about?
Me: -leans to Luke- Christian wants you to touch his penis ... yes or no?
Luke: -laughs- What?!?
Me: Just a simple yes or no.
Luke: Well, ... no!
Me: -turns to Chris across the cement pretty far away- -yells- HE SAYS NO!
Chris: No to what?
Me: I asked him if he wanted to touch your penis ... he said no. -laughs-
Chris: -socks me hard in the arm- Jack@$$ ...
Me: -stifles a cry / laugh and walks back to Luke- My penis is named Luke. Luke isn't with me anymore. Luke, will you help me find Luke?
Luke: 0.0; NO! -runs off-
Me: -laughs as hard as possible-
Chris: -now really pissed off- You are? Well, let me tell Charlie and his friends.
Me: NOOOOOO!!! -slo-mo-ish- -trails with Chris-
Chris: -my name- seems to be missing his penis and wants to know if you can help him find it.
-everybody starts laughing-

Mmmmm ... padlocks ...

--"Demented Reaper"

GIGGITY!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I've Got Myself in Deadlock ...

... I believe I am in deadlock ... sucks, too, lemme tell you that much ... let's see ... funny, funny ... well, Luke's story, for one:

Luke: Alright, Larry, you know stuff here, but you don't stuff about out there!
Larry: What do you mean, out there?
Luke: -clears throat- Okay, look ... for example, if I picked you up and dumped you out in the middle of the forest with a knife and a blanket, you wouldn't know how to find your way out.
Larry: ... but that'll never happen, so why know it?
Luke: -sighs- ... alright ... look at it like this ... if we were in the past ... and you were working for a railroad company, but you had to pound the nails into the ground by hand and none of it was automated, I don't know why, but stick with me ...
Larry: Oh, well, if it's that far back, I'd need to fix my time machine by hand, too, right?
Luke: Yeah ... wait, ... what?!?
Larry: Assuming I got back there by time machine ...
Luke: Just shut up and listen. -_-;; Okay, so ... you're trying to pound them in, and you take the hammer and use all your force to go down on it. As you hit the nail, the guy beside you pounds down and hits you in the foot. You curse at him and hit him with your hammer 'til you knock him out. Then you knock out the next guy. As you try to hit the third one, you notice he has a chainsaw, god knows why he would, but on with it ... he chases you into the forest without letting down and all you have is a knife and a blanket.
Larry: ... but that wouldn't matter now, because I'd be dead, anyways, with a chainsaw-weilding maniac behind me.
Luke: -shakes his head, curses to Larry, and walks off-

... oh, yes, and in band yesterday ...

Mr. Wright: Cheyenne, you're starting to be worse at the trombone than the 49er's ...
-chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-
Ricky (the drummer): But I like the 49er's!
Mr. Wright: ... my point exactly.
-another chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-

... and then I stuck up for someone I love, and got elbowed in the gut, got my jaw twisted around, and got scraped ... then the little wimp who was saying sh*t ran off, but that's not my fault, now, is it? I usually don't pull fights, honestly, I don't, but I found out that was the only resource to vent my frustration ...

... and what the stupid guy said wasn't very nice, either ... >>;;

--"Reaper"

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Sharpies?!? Where?!?

Glennlego: I just wanted to justify myself. In a way, /I/ was looking for an apology from myself.
maKa vEli siNz: Perfectly understandable. But, please excuse me, while I flame the hell out of my cousin. Because he's being a b*tch.
Glennlego: xD I'm talking to him, too, right now.
Aries X77: And I also see you updated your blog
Glennlego: Yup. The " mess. xD
Aries X77: all those "" were supposed to be
Glennlego: BE WHAT?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: OH GOD...
Aries X77: forget it
maKa vEli siNz: He was like. "Someday I'll be walking around in golden pants."
maKa vEli siNz: I was lie.
maKa vEli siNz: STFU, n00bn.
maKa vEli siNz: n00b*
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Aries X77: if you want to know... just hold shift and press comma, then press 3
Glennlego: <#
Aries X77: Jaeden did it, and I was just wondering where he got it from.
Glennlego: -turns to Jade- You did?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: that
Aries X77: is
Aries X77: what
Aries X77: I
Aries X77: was
Aries X77: talking
Aries X77: about
maKa vEli siNz: THERE IS NOTHING THERE!
Glennlego: xDD I'm laughing my ass off over here.
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Aries X77: Press shift, comma, let go of shift, then press 3
maKa vEli siNz: You mean the <3?
Aries X77: YES
Aries X77: YES... ALLELUIA
maKa vEli siNz: It's a commonly used form, a symbol of a heart.
Aries X77: (dont know how to spell that)
Aries X77: well, yeah
Aries X77: I didn't know thta
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Iiidiot..
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Glennlego: I thought he meant leave down the shift, and I was like, "<#"?
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: There's a guy on the anime IGPX that's talking right now and is voiced by Spike, too! xD
maKa vEli siNz: XD!
maKa vEli siNz: I'm watching s-CRY-ed
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Keke.
maKa vEli siNz: He should be /shot/
Glennlego: Your cousin?
maKa vEli siNz: /Yes/
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: Why?
maKa vEli siNz: He's a stupid idiot.
Glennlego: 'That all?
maKa vEli siNz: ..Yup.
Glennlego: Mhm.
maKa vEli siNz: Wheee..
Glennlego: Yuppers.
maKa vEli siNz: Mm'hm.
Glennlego: Exact;y/
Glennlego: exactly.**
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: HE'S GONE! oo;!!
Glennlego: Yup. Off to watch Chapelle Show.
Glennlego: What channel is Comedy Central for you?
maKa vEli siNz: iunno..
maKa vEli siNz: ><
maKa vEli siNz: 249
maKa vEli siNz: For the love off-- does he EVER shutup!?
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 11:17:13 PM.

Afterwards ... (as I ignored him ... and watched MAD TV) ...

Aries X77: hey, buddy
Aries X77 is away at 11:03:43 PM.
Aries X77 returned at 11:09:04 PM.
Aries X77: are you there
Aries X77 signed off at 11:10:42 PM.
Aries X77 signed on at 11:10:55 PM.
Aries X77: why do you not answer!? (nervous laugh) I don't like being alone (hides in a dark corner)
Aries X77: LOLLIPOP LAND AGAIN!
Aries X77: Jaeden left
Aries X77: You're the only one thats still on
Aries X77: need communication
Aries X77: DONT LOG OFF!
Aries X77: well... what were we talking about before I left?
Aries X77: (bashes head into wall) what now
Aries X77: I'm basically talking to myself
Aries X77: I don't feel so good
Aries X77: want to see a cool Legend of Zelda picture?
Aries X77: WHY... WONT YOU ANSWER?!
Aries X77 signed off at 11:46:11 PM.

Hmm ... I wonder why ... =P ... now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go compile a video for a friend!! xDD

--"Reaper"

Friday, November 18, 2005

Intelligent Conversations

maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I'm done writing for today.
Glennlego: THE GIRL THAT KISSES MUGEN IS VOICED BY FAYE! HOLY SH*T!
maKa vEli siNz: XDD
Glennlego: Jet, Spike, AND Faye. Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: The one with the nice rack?
Glennlego: She's an asian lady in the sceond episode that offers Mugen a good time. xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yup.
maKa vEli siNz: one with the rack.
Glennlego: -nods-
Aries X77: well I meant like the "
maKa vEli siNz: What "?
Aries X77: WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA FOR A
maKa vEli siNz: For a what?!?!!?!
Aries X77: I AM JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU GOT THE
maKa vEli siNz: WHERE I GOT HTE WHAT?!
maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
maKa vEli siNz: That's f*cking creative! ><
Aries X77: maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
Aries X77: THAT
Aries X77: (points at the "
maKa vEli siNz: --;; Where did I put a "?!
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Is he stoned?
maKa vEli siNz: I DON'T KNOW!
Aries X77: oh my god.. XD
Aries X77: so your saying you cant see anything besides a ""?
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: YES!!
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE?
maKa vEli siNz: ... I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CKING HELL YOU MEANT!! ><;;;;;;;;;
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? (just joking about that)
maKa vEli siNz: -_-;
maKa vEli siNz: BURN! -kills-

Oh, yeah. REAALLLL self-explanatory. =P

Oh, and, on a side-note: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the first 4 episodes of Samurai Champloo, and episodes 6 - 10 of dot.hack//SIGN are freakin' awesome.

I'm done now ...

... no, seriously ...


... I AM!!! >>;;;

--"Reaper"

Monday, November 14, 2005

Phrase 3, Line 2, Word 7 ...

I think Dominic and I got into a lil' ... fight ... but seriously, who gives a f*ck about Team America phrases? "America..F*CK YES!" No. Just no. I dun't wanna hear it. And the answer was Black Clouds. NOT Last Resort.

*pft* Amateur.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: please... SAY SOMETHING!
Aries X77: IM LOST IN AN UNCHARTED WORLD... FILLED WIHT LOLLIPOPS!
Glennlego: God says to suck one.
Aries X77: ...yum
Aries X77: GOD SAYS TO... ummmm... SAY...no...ummm... GOD COMMANDS YOU TO SMACK SOMEBODY! yeah that'll work
Aries X77: heha
Glennlego: 0.0
Glennlego: You are one f*ckity f*cked up f*cking looney b*tch, aren't you, ya f*cker? Huh? Answer me, f*cktard. Say, 'F*CK YES!'.
Aries X77: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (goes and cries in corner of a perfectly circle room)
Aries X77: MY FEELINGS!(FALLS DOWN AND DIES)
Aries X77: OR REALLY...
Areis X77: MY HEART!
Glennlego: Yes, pull out your heart. Eat it. Eat it with all heart's desire. HAHA. I made a funny.
Aries X77: I LIKE COOKIES! YEAH YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? WHAT IF LEON'S CHARACTER ISN'T TRULY FICTIONAL? WHAT IF SOME STUFF WAS TRUE? I KNOW A WEREWOLF HE'S MY FRIEND
Glennlego: Got a few suggestions for you, buddy.
Glennlego: Therapy.
Glennlego: Lots of it.
Glennlego: LOTS OF IT.
Aries X77: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
Glennlego: I hope you burn ... -_-;; ... in hell.
Aries X77: really?
Glennlego: Yes. Really. Meet the demons. Ask Satan to be your father. JUST MOVE ON.
Aries X77: ... good suggestion. ok... I'm cool soooooooooooooooo except that Satan being my father part if you're wondering
Glennlego: I wasn't wondering. I don't wonder about idiotic things I don't even understand ... -throws you some letter blocks- ... Here. Play with them.
Aries X77: YAY! really... I'm cool... no demons have ever existed in my mind... all made up and all of that other stuff was improvised which... is kinda the same thing except being random... thats true
Glennlego: -takes out rocket launcher- -points it at you- PLAY WITH YOUR F*CKING BLOCKS!
Aries X77: ... I-M-N-O-T-A-F-R-E-A-K
Glennlego: Y-E-S-Y-O-U-A-R-E-O-N-M-O-R-E-T-H-A-N-O-N-E-L-E-V-E-L. >.<;;
Aries X77: FORGIVE ME!
Aries X77: it's always nice to know that I haven't pissed anyone off.
Glennlego: No. No fogiving. -wags finger- No.
Aries X77: ...ok... are you mad though?
Glennlego: You inform me.
Aries X77: uhhhh... yes?
Glennlego: -looks to the sky and falls backwards into the grass- Brrrrr.
Aries X77: ...or no... I'M CONFUSED
Glennlego: -takes out pistol and aims at the sky- -reloads-
Aries X77: ...right
Glennlego: -aims over at you-
Aries X77: (dodges with lightning speed)
Glennlego: -continues to follow you with the sights- -_-;;
Aries X77: We all have a good laugh and shake hands and say: "lets all put this behind us and act like it never happned"
Glennlego: Hahaha. Hahaha. -laughs, holding hun to my side- Deal ... -takes out gun and shoots you in the arm- ... in hell. >.<;;
Aries X77: wow... YOU HATE ME! I never thought that would happen... wait... that wouldn't be fatal
Glennlego: -_-;; -aims at your head- THIS COULD BEEEE. -cackles maniacally-
Aries X77: (pulls out shotgun...)
Glennlego: You wanna play this way? F*ck that. -opens cloak, revealing bombs strapped to me- -takes out detonator- Try me.
Aries X77: ...(UNLEASHES DEMONS)/
Glennlego: (-_- God blocks them all) Shazzam-chasm.
Aries X77: BOOM
Glennlego: What in the f*ck made a boom? -_-
Aries X77: uhhhh. no...thing?
Glennlego: Well, then, what was the point of saying boom? -takes out baseball bat- -hits you upside the head with it- BOOM.
Aries X77: Pulls out my baseball bat and pulls out some crazy ass move with it and we have an epic battle... but in the end... we all become friends again
Glennlego: ... and then Barney comes along and molests you. -_-;
Aries X77: ... THAT IS F*CKED UP
Glennlego: That's right ... why make fun of your role model?
Aries X77: barney deserves to be killed with a chainsaw slowly... and shot with 12939393 shotguns all ath the same time... drowned... decapitated, and thrown back into the ocean where we dumped him in the first place... role model?
Glennlego: -bows head- If I don't kill you now, it'll just never end.
Aries X77: ...ALL DIE IN THE END what difference is if it comes sooner
Glennlego: I say "If I don't kill you now, it'll never end ..." You come back with, "... We all die?" Jesus ... -shakes head- ...
Aries X77: well... if you kill me... thats dying... thats why
Glennlego: -blinks- It just didn't have any context. Whatsover
Aries X77: so? its funny
Glennlego: GO FINGER YOURSELF WITH A CROSSBOW. And, no, it isn't. -_-
Aries X77: GOD... take a breather... calm down for a sec
Glennlego: -narrows eyes- Dun't want to. >.< And I am NOT God. Do NOT hail me.
Aries X77: never did
Glennlego: Aries X77: GOD... take a breather ... assuming that's my name.
Aries X77: I wasn't saying that to you... except for the "take a breather" part... GOD was like I was talking to him
Glennlego: Him? How do you know it isn't an it? YOU DON'T KNOW JACKSH*T.
Aries X77: I wrote it.
Glennlego: You wrote what? Specify, damn it.
Aries X77: THE WHOLE CONTROVERSIAL SENTANCE!
Glennlego: -_- I didn't question it directly, DomiNIQUE.
Aries X77: ...GLENNIQUE? I dont know
Glennlego: -_- No. You're embarrassing yourself. Stop it. While you're ahead. -pats you on the back and then whacks you in the kneecap with another baseball bat-
Aries X77: can we both calm down and talk this over... so we can be friends again... I don't like making enimies
Glennlego: Who said I was an enemy? Maybe it's a ... -whacks you upside the head with another baseball bat- ... mutual feeling? -trips you and points revolver at your face while you're on the ground-
Aries X77: yeah that
Glennlego: Yeah that what?
Aries X77: the whole "whacking upside the head" thing
Aries X77: pain
Glennlego: Pain's a good feeling. -moves aim and shoots you in the [your left] shoulder- -moves aim to head- -pulls- -click- Damn it ... -opens up chamber to load another 6 shots-
Aries X77: not really... sometimes... but not with pistol
Aries X77: hello? well... I don't like how this whole conversation turned out today... pain and insults are not my favorite things.
Glennlego: -finishes reloading- Cool. I think all kinda pain's cool, though, so we're good, right? I think we agree, now. -nods, narrowing eyes- -aims, again-
Aries X77: yes just don't pull the trigger Unless... you want to end my life now
Glennlego: Well, -looks down barrel- ... -aims back again- ... that was kinda the point of bringing this and loading it. -shrugs- Coincidence?
Aries X77: no... you want to kill me... but how about (unless you want to shoot and kill me) put the gun down and save it for someone you HATE what do you say?
Glennlego: -smirks and cocks gun- How about I say, who says I don't have you?
Aries X77: ...I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! you know... this could be a cool book
Glennlego: -helps you up- We are friends ... -pushes you back down and stomps on you, aiming, again- ... now we're not. Now we're mortal enemies. You want a game? Let's denounce this happy-go-funtime-hour. -cocks revolver again- My turn.
Aries X77: I DON'T WANT TO BE MORTAL ENEMIES its not cool.
Glennlego: It's cool with me. -laughs-
Aries X77: why do you want to make a mortal enemy anyway?
Glennlego: -shrugs- Dunno. Feelings of mass destruction. -takes paras and turns them into lines, shaking hand with revolver in it- These mean anything to you?
Aries X77: yes.. in 20 years
Glennlego: Wait for me to say the goddamn lines! >.<;
Aries X77: want to join me and some of my friends in a whole new world order?
Glennlego: Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing
Like ashes to ashes
I always seem to fall down
I'm tired of running
It's time to face my demons
Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing

My emotions are storming
And tears fall just like rain
Pain strikes like lightning
Despair is becoming my friend

Glennlego: Mean anything to you? -aims- C'mon, get it right.
Aries X77: I did cut my wrists a while ago does that count?
Glennlego: -aims closer- DID THOSE LINES MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Aries X77: yeah
Glennlego: Then, please share.
Aries X77: life itself is freakin pointles... like I said before... we all die in the end. All the dreams we had become nothing but memories that will be forgotten behind us. Everything will be gone for us and soon... I plan to for my life to end... not self inflicted, but someone to kill me... I know it will happen
Glennlego: -pins you to the ground, pointing gun to side and waving it- Just tell me what the f*cking phrases mean to you and stop wasting my precious seconds.
Aries X77: my life isn't all that great...
Glennlego: YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY F*CKING QUESTION! -aims gun- WHERE DID MY PHRASES COME FROM?
Aries X77: I did answer the question
Glennlego: Then, answer again. Please. Lives ... er ... a life is on the line. >.<
Aries X77: uhhh... no there isn't and even if there was... I wouldn't care
Glennlego: JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, DAMN IT!
Aries X77: I DID! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
Glennlego: AGAIN!
Aries X77: no I did 5 times now... and put that gun away
Glennlego: Well, they weren't right. Where did my phrases come from ... you're not getting it. I don't want metaphors ...
Aries X77: pain and sorrow
Glennlego: Or your f*cked up view on life.
Glennlego: NO. PHRASES from a SONG. -quotes- "-sings verses-" RING A BELL?
Aries X77: Papa Roach?
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- Thank you. Song being?
Aries X77: Last resort! right? well?
Glennlego: -fires next to you- NO. And you call yourself a fan of them ... -chuckles- ...
Aries X77: Hey... I only have 1 freakin album
Glennlego: And which one's that?
Aries X77: gettin away with murder
Glennlego: -laughs- Ah, right, right ... you heard any of the other songs NOT on that album by them, Dominic?
Aries X77: yes... Last Resort... and... I have to go
Aries X77 signed off at 6:15:56 PM.
Glennlego: You have to log off ... my @$$.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Mm'hm. Exactly. I think I'm getting an ulcer retyping and reading that. -rubs head- Ow ... hurts like hell, too ... let me just type something else that happened, if I can find it. xD

avalonNightlover: no, but i'm kinda warnign u
avalonNightlover: u let teh rabbit know its gots freedom, and itll run
glennlego: But that's what bear traps are for. ^.^
avalonNightlover: those bear traps are called kids =P
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Vish and Chris will have no Bear Traps. XD
Glennlego: xDDDD brb, I'm gonna go tell Chris what you just said, and then disconnect the phone lines, lock the door, bring out the Kevlar vests, and barricade myself in my bathroom with a Colt .45 and a pump-action shotgun, and three layers of reinforced steel surrounding the room.
maKa vEli siNz: XDDD!!!!
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: Wait .. he doesn't want kid's anyways.
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Does he..? OO;;;
Glennlego: xD

And then ... debating about why the creator on a Gaia role-playing forum asks what "changes" we have after the experimenting ... when it's a Neko (cat) r-p ... -_-;;

maKa vEli siNz: Well. Everyone might have different results. XD Gawd.
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- But that means we're almost all gonna grow fur, ears, tails, and paws! >>;;
maKa vEli siNz: -sigh- Some people might have some weird results, or something for theirs. They might only have fur, or just a tail, or something. Xx; Look, /I/ didn't make the forum, you wanna b*tch, go b*tch to the creator.
maKa vEli siNz: XD

Oh, yeah, well ... that's pretty much it. =P Enjoy ...

... OR DIE!! >.<;; xD

--"Reaper"

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Leaping Generations

The only thing I found funny the entire day was actually ... not until midnight. xD Have a look. Get a cheap laugh. Be happy.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: AMERICA... F*CK YEAH
Aries X77: come on... thats one of the best songs ever
maKa vEli siNz: That freaking idiot. --;
maKa vEli siNz: If I don't kill him now it'll never stop.
Glennlego: xDD

Oh, yeah. Right. Besides the fact I dunno what the f*ck he's talking about beside Eminem's 'White America' ... oh, and the other day at school, now that I remember it. At lunch. We taunt Jaeden about his wolf powers-- ... er ... capabilites ... er ... here! Look! >.<;;

Jaeden: It's been awhile.
Eric: Yup.
Jaeden: How are the kids?
Eric: Good, good ... and how are the pups?
Jaeden: -glare- I hate you.

... Oh, and, by the way, one of my new favorite songs is Shaggy's remake of Sexual Healing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Lambourghini to wax. -salutes and walks out the door-

--"Reaper"

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Retaliation

Well, another revelation about things that happened yesterday ... I believe even less than the day before that from 'Lying with You', but, really, who cares? xD

So, here I go ... :

-during Science class-
Jaeden: -stands behind Christian-
Christian: -opens his binder and starts to write his screennames for WoW-
Jaeden: -mouths words to me- What the f*** is wrong with this son of a b****?!?
Me: -mouths back- I have no clue ... !
Christian: -turns around to Jade and gives him the piece of paper-
Jaeden: -pretends nothin' happened and accepts the paper-
-hilarity ensues-

... and then we got the ...

-during Mr. Wright's music class / TA period ...-
Me: -playing bass guitar- -has an ink smudge on my arm-
Jaeden: Oh, yeah? -starts laughing, drawing a blue smudge on his arm, too-
Me: ... you're my b**** now. -blinks and gives a slight laugh-
Jaeden: S***! -tries to rub the ink off-

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: ?
Aries X77: I freakin have to go! IM SORRY
Aries X77 signed off at 3:49:38 PM
maKa vEli siNz: Who the f*** cares?
Previous message was not received by Aries X77 because of error: User Aries X77 is not available.
Glennlego: xD

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: You see the thing under the title?
Glennlego: Mm'hm.
maKa vEli siNz: X3
Glennlego: And you are NOT secret agent j.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yes I am >>;
Glennlego: You are NOT a secret agent. If you are, then you'd get a jetpack. -crosses arms- >.<;;
maKa vEli siNz: -blinks
maKa vEli siNz: TO EBAY!

Yeah ... soo ... have fun ... peace up ... A-town down ...

I'm sorry, just had to use the Verizon ... er ... Cingular ... commercial ... as a ploy ... >.<;; JUST SHUT UP!! >.<;; xD --"Reaper"