I've Got Myself in Deadlock ...

... I believe I am in deadlock ... sucks, too, lemme tell you that much ... let's see ... funny, funny ... well, Luke's story, for one:

Luke: Alright, Larry, you know stuff here, but you don't stuff about out there!
Larry: What do you mean, out there?
Luke: -clears throat- Okay, look ... for example, if I picked you up and dumped you out in the middle of the forest with a knife and a blanket, you wouldn't know how to find your way out.
Larry: ... but that'll never happen, so why know it?
Luke: -sighs- ... alright ... look at it like this ... if we were in the past ... and you were working for a railroad company, but you had to pound the nails into the ground by hand and none of it was automated, I don't know why, but stick with me ...
Larry: Oh, well, if it's that far back, I'd need to fix my time machine by hand, too, right?
Luke: Yeah ... wait, ... what?!?
Larry: Assuming I got back there by time machine ...
Luke: Just shut up and listen. -_-;; Okay, so ... you're trying to pound them in, and you take the hammer and use all your force to go down on it. As you hit the nail, the guy beside you pounds down and hits you in the foot. You curse at him and hit him with your hammer 'til you knock him out. Then you knock out the next guy. As you try to hit the third one, you notice he has a chainsaw, god knows why he would, but on with it ... he chases you into the forest without letting down and all you have is a knife and a blanket.
Larry: ... but that wouldn't matter now, because I'd be dead, anyways, with a chainsaw-weilding maniac behind me.
Luke: -shakes his head, curses to Larry, and walks off-

... oh, yes, and in band yesterday ...

Mr. Wright: Cheyenne, you're starting to be worse at the trombone than the 49er's ...
-chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-
Ricky (the drummer): But I like the 49er's!
Mr. Wright: ... my point exactly.
-another chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-

... and then I stuck up for someone I love, and got elbowed in the gut, got my jaw twisted around, and got scraped ... then the little wimp who was saying sh*t ran off, but that's not my fault, now, is it? I usually don't pull fights, honestly, I don't, but I found out that was the only resource to vent my frustration ...

... and what the stupid guy said wasn't very nice, either ... >>;;

--"Reaper"

Sharpies?!? Where?!?

Glennlego: I just wanted to justify myself. In a way, /I/ was looking for an apology from myself.
maKa vEli siNz: Perfectly understandable. But, please excuse me, while I flame the hell out of my cousin. Because he's being a b*tch.
Glennlego: xD I'm talking to him, too, right now.
Aries X77: And I also see you updated your blog
Glennlego: Yup. The " mess. xD
Aries X77: all those "" were supposed to be
Glennlego: BE WHAT?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: OH GOD...
Aries X77: forget it
maKa vEli siNz: He was like. "Someday I'll be walking around in golden pants."
maKa vEli siNz: I was lie.
maKa vEli siNz: STFU, n00bn.
maKa vEli siNz: n00b*
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Aries X77: if you want to know... just hold shift and press comma, then press 3
Glennlego: <#
Aries X77: Jaeden did it, and I was just wondering where he got it from.
Glennlego: -turns to Jade- You did?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: that
Aries X77: is
Aries X77: what
Aries X77: I
Aries X77: was
Aries X77: talking
Aries X77: about
maKa vEli siNz: THERE IS NOTHING THERE!
Glennlego: xDD I'm laughing my ass off over here.
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Aries X77: Press shift, comma, let go of shift, then press 3
maKa vEli siNz: You mean the <3?
Aries X77: YES
Aries X77: YES... ALLELUIA
maKa vEli siNz: It's a commonly used form, a symbol of a heart.
Aries X77: (dont know how to spell that)
Aries X77: well, yeah
Aries X77: I didn't know thta
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Iiidiot..
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Glennlego: I thought he meant leave down the shift, and I was like, "<#"?
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: There's a guy on the anime IGPX that's talking right now and is voiced by Spike, too! xD
maKa vEli siNz: XD!
maKa vEli siNz: I'm watching s-CRY-ed
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Keke.
maKa vEli siNz: He should be /shot/
Glennlego: Your cousin?
maKa vEli siNz: /Yes/
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: Why?
maKa vEli siNz: He's a stupid idiot.
Glennlego: 'That all?
maKa vEli siNz: ..Yup.
Glennlego: Mhm.
maKa vEli siNz: Wheee..
Glennlego: Yuppers.
maKa vEli siNz: Mm'hm.
Glennlego: Exact;y/
Glennlego: exactly.**
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: HE'S GONE! oo;!!
Glennlego: Yup. Off to watch Chapelle Show.
Glennlego: What channel is Comedy Central for you?
maKa vEli siNz: iunno..
maKa vEli siNz: ><
maKa vEli siNz: 249
maKa vEli siNz: For the love off-- does he EVER shutup!?
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 11:17:13 PM.

Afterwards ... (as I ignored him ... and watched MAD TV) ...

Aries X77: hey, buddy
Aries X77 is away at 11:03:43 PM.
Aries X77 returned at 11:09:04 PM.
Aries X77: are you there
Aries X77 signed off at 11:10:42 PM.
Aries X77 signed on at 11:10:55 PM.
Aries X77: why do you not answer!? (nervous laugh) I don't like being alone (hides in a dark corner)
Aries X77: LOLLIPOP LAND AGAIN!
Aries X77: Jaeden left
Aries X77: You're the only one thats still on
Aries X77: need communication
Aries X77: DONT LOG OFF!
Aries X77: well... what were we talking about before I left?
Aries X77: (bashes head into wall) what now
Aries X77: I'm basically talking to myself
Aries X77: I don't feel so good
Aries X77: want to see a cool Legend of Zelda picture?
Aries X77: WHY... WONT YOU ANSWER?!
Aries X77 signed off at 11:46:11 PM.

Hmm ... I wonder why ... =P ... now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go compile a video for a friend!! xDD

--"Reaper"

Intelligent Conversations

maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I'm done writing for today.
Glennlego: THE GIRL THAT KISSES MUGEN IS VOICED BY FAYE! HOLY SH*T!
maKa vEli siNz: XDD
Glennlego: Jet, Spike, AND Faye. Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: The one with the nice rack?
Glennlego: She's an asian lady in the sceond episode that offers Mugen a good time. xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yup.
maKa vEli siNz: one with the rack.
Glennlego: -nods-
Aries X77: well I meant like the "
maKa vEli siNz: What "?
Aries X77: WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA FOR A
maKa vEli siNz: For a what?!?!!?!
Aries X77: I AM JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU GOT THE
maKa vEli siNz: WHERE I GOT HTE WHAT?!
maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
maKa vEli siNz: That's f*cking creative! ><
Aries X77: maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
Aries X77: THAT
Aries X77: (points at the "
maKa vEli siNz: --;; Where did I put a "?!
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Is he stoned?
maKa vEli siNz: I DON'T KNOW!
Aries X77: oh my god.. XD
Aries X77: so your saying you cant see anything besides a ""?
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: YES!!
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE?
maKa vEli siNz: ... I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CKING HELL YOU MEANT!! ><;;;;;;;;;
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? (just joking about that)
maKa vEli siNz: -_-;
maKa vEli siNz: BURN! -kills-

Oh, yeah. REAALLLL self-explanatory. =P

Oh, and, on a side-note: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the first 4 episodes of Samurai Champloo, and episodes 6 - 10 of dot.hack//SIGN are freakin' awesome.

I'm done now ...

... no, seriously ...


... I AM!!! >>;;;

--"Reaper"

Phrase 3, Line 2, Word 7 ...

I think Dominic and I got into a lil' ... fight ... but seriously, who gives a f*ck about Team America phrases? "America..F*CK YES!" No. Just no. I dun't wanna hear it. And the answer was Black Clouds. NOT Last Resort.

*pft* Amateur.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: please... SAY SOMETHING!
Aries X77: IM LOST IN AN UNCHARTED WORLD... FILLED WIHT LOLLIPOPS!
Glennlego: God says to suck one.
Aries X77: ...yum
Aries X77: GOD SAYS TO... ummmm... SAY...no...ummm... GOD COMMANDS YOU TO SMACK SOMEBODY! yeah that'll work
Aries X77: heha
Glennlego: 0.0
Glennlego: You are one f*ckity f*cked up f*cking looney b*tch, aren't you, ya f*cker? Huh? Answer me, f*cktard. Say, 'F*CK YES!'.
Aries X77: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (goes and cries in corner of a perfectly circle room)
Aries X77: MY FEELINGS!(FALLS DOWN AND DIES)
Aries X77: OR REALLY...
Areis X77: MY HEART!
Glennlego: Yes, pull out your heart. Eat it. Eat it with all heart's desire. HAHA. I made a funny.
Aries X77: I LIKE COOKIES! YEAH YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? WHAT IF LEON'S CHARACTER ISN'T TRULY FICTIONAL? WHAT IF SOME STUFF WAS TRUE? I KNOW A WEREWOLF HE'S MY FRIEND
Glennlego: Got a few suggestions for you, buddy.
Glennlego: Therapy.
Glennlego: Lots of it.
Glennlego: LOTS OF IT.
Aries X77: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
Glennlego: I hope you burn ... -_-;; ... in hell.
Aries X77: really?
Glennlego: Yes. Really. Meet the demons. Ask Satan to be your father. JUST MOVE ON.
Aries X77: ... good suggestion. ok... I'm cool soooooooooooooooo except that Satan being my father part if you're wondering
Glennlego: I wasn't wondering. I don't wonder about idiotic things I don't even understand ... -throws you some letter blocks- ... Here. Play with them.
Aries X77: YAY! really... I'm cool... no demons have ever existed in my mind... all made up and all of that other stuff was improvised which... is kinda the same thing except being random... thats true
Glennlego: -takes out rocket launcher- -points it at you- PLAY WITH YOUR F*CKING BLOCKS!
Aries X77: ... I-M-N-O-T-A-F-R-E-A-K
Glennlego: Y-E-S-Y-O-U-A-R-E-O-N-M-O-R-E-T-H-A-N-O-N-E-L-E-V-E-L. >.<;;
Aries X77: FORGIVE ME!
Aries X77: it's always nice to know that I haven't pissed anyone off.
Glennlego: No. No fogiving. -wags finger- No.
Aries X77: ...ok... are you mad though?
Glennlego: You inform me.
Aries X77: uhhhh... yes?
Glennlego: -looks to the sky and falls backwards into the grass- Brrrrr.
Aries X77: ...or no... I'M CONFUSED
Glennlego: -takes out pistol and aims at the sky- -reloads-
Aries X77: ...right
Glennlego: -aims over at you-
Aries X77: (dodges with lightning speed)
Glennlego: -continues to follow you with the sights- -_-;;
Aries X77: We all have a good laugh and shake hands and say: "lets all put this behind us and act like it never happned"
Glennlego: Hahaha. Hahaha. -laughs, holding hun to my side- Deal ... -takes out gun and shoots you in the arm- ... in hell. >.<;;
Aries X77: wow... YOU HATE ME! I never thought that would happen... wait... that wouldn't be fatal
Glennlego: -_-;; -aims at your head- THIS COULD BEEEE. -cackles maniacally-
Aries X77: (pulls out shotgun...)
Glennlego: You wanna play this way? F*ck that. -opens cloak, revealing bombs strapped to me- -takes out detonator- Try me.
Aries X77: ...(UNLEASHES DEMONS)/
Glennlego: (-_- God blocks them all) Shazzam-chasm.
Aries X77: BOOM
Glennlego: What in the f*ck made a boom? -_-
Aries X77: uhhhh. no...thing?
Glennlego: Well, then, what was the point of saying boom? -takes out baseball bat- -hits you upside the head with it- BOOM.
Aries X77: Pulls out my baseball bat and pulls out some crazy ass move with it and we have an epic battle... but in the end... we all become friends again
Glennlego: ... and then Barney comes along and molests you. -_-;
Aries X77: ... THAT IS F*CKED UP
Glennlego: That's right ... why make fun of your role model?
Aries X77: barney deserves to be killed with a chainsaw slowly... and shot with 12939393 shotguns all ath the same time... drowned... decapitated, and thrown back into the ocean where we dumped him in the first place... role model?
Glennlego: -bows head- If I don't kill you now, it'll just never end.
Aries X77: ...ALL DIE IN THE END what difference is if it comes sooner
Glennlego: I say "If I don't kill you now, it'll never end ..." You come back with, "... We all die?" Jesus ... -shakes head- ...
Aries X77: well... if you kill me... thats dying... thats why
Glennlego: -blinks- It just didn't have any context. Whatsover
Aries X77: so? its funny
Glennlego: GO FINGER YOURSELF WITH A CROSSBOW. And, no, it isn't. -_-
Aries X77: GOD... take a breather... calm down for a sec
Glennlego: -narrows eyes- Dun't want to. >.< And I am NOT God. Do NOT hail me.
Aries X77: never did
Glennlego: Aries X77: GOD... take a breather ... assuming that's my name.
Aries X77: I wasn't saying that to you... except for the "take a breather" part... GOD was like I was talking to him
Glennlego: Him? How do you know it isn't an it? YOU DON'T KNOW JACKSH*T.
Aries X77: I wrote it.
Glennlego: You wrote what? Specify, damn it.
Aries X77: THE WHOLE CONTROVERSIAL SENTANCE!
Glennlego: -_- I didn't question it directly, DomiNIQUE.
Aries X77: ...GLENNIQUE? I dont know
Glennlego: -_- No. You're embarrassing yourself. Stop it. While you're ahead. -pats you on the back and then whacks you in the kneecap with another baseball bat-
Aries X77: can we both calm down and talk this over... so we can be friends again... I don't like making enimies
Glennlego: Who said I was an enemy? Maybe it's a ... -whacks you upside the head with another baseball bat- ... mutual feeling? -trips you and points revolver at your face while you're on the ground-
Aries X77: yeah that
Glennlego: Yeah that what?
Aries X77: the whole "whacking upside the head" thing
Aries X77: pain
Glennlego: Pain's a good feeling. -moves aim and shoots you in the [your left] shoulder- -moves aim to head- -pulls- -click- Damn it ... -opens up chamber to load another 6 shots-
Aries X77: not really... sometimes... but not with pistol
Aries X77: hello? well... I don't like how this whole conversation turned out today... pain and insults are not my favorite things.
Glennlego: -finishes reloading- Cool. I think all kinda pain's cool, though, so we're good, right? I think we agree, now. -nods, narrowing eyes- -aims, again-
Aries X77: yes just don't pull the trigger Unless... you want to end my life now
Glennlego: Well, -looks down barrel- ... -aims back again- ... that was kinda the point of bringing this and loading it. -shrugs- Coincidence?
Aries X77: no... you want to kill me... but how about (unless you want to shoot and kill me) put the gun down and save it for someone you HATE what do you say?
Glennlego: -smirks and cocks gun- How about I say, who says I don't have you?
Aries X77: ...I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! you know... this could be a cool book
Glennlego: -helps you up- We are friends ... -pushes you back down and stomps on you, aiming, again- ... now we're not. Now we're mortal enemies. You want a game? Let's denounce this happy-go-funtime-hour. -cocks revolver again- My turn.
Aries X77: I DON'T WANT TO BE MORTAL ENEMIES its not cool.
Glennlego: It's cool with me. -laughs-
Aries X77: why do you want to make a mortal enemy anyway?
Glennlego: -shrugs- Dunno. Feelings of mass destruction. -takes paras and turns them into lines, shaking hand with revolver in it- These mean anything to you?
Aries X77: yes.. in 20 years
Glennlego: Wait for me to say the goddamn lines! >.<;
Aries X77: want to join me and some of my friends in a whole new world order?
Glennlego: Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing
Like ashes to ashes
I always seem to fall down
I'm tired of running
It's time to face my demons
Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing

My emotions are storming
And tears fall just like rain
Pain strikes like lightning
Despair is becoming my friend
Glennlego: Mean anything to you? -aims- C'mon, get it right.
Aries X77: I did cut my wrists a while ago does that count?
Glennlego: -aims closer- DID THOSE LINES MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Aries X77: yeah
Glennlego: Then, please share.
Aries X77: life itself is freakin pointles... like I said before... we all die in the end. All the dreams we had become nothing but memories that will be forgotten behind us. Everything will be gone for us and soon... I plan to for my life to end... not self inflicted, but someone to kill me... I know it will happen
Glennlego: -pins you to the ground, pointing gun to side and waving it- Just tell me what the f*cking phrases mean to you and stop wasting my precious seconds.
Aries X77: my life isn't all that great...
Glennlego: YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY F*CKING QUESTION! -aims gun- WHERE DID MY PHRASES COME FROM?
Aries X77: I did answer the question
Glennlego: Then, answer again. Please. Lives ... er ... a life is on the line. >.<
Aries X77: uhhh... no there isn't and even if there was... I wouldn't care
Glennlego: JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, DAMN IT!
Aries X77: I DID! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
Glennlego: AGAIN!
Aries X77: no I did 5 times now... and put that gun away
Glennlego: Well, they weren't right. Where did my phrases come from ... you're not getting it. I don't want metaphors ...
Aries X77: pain and sorrow
Glennlego: Or your f*cked up view on life.
Glennlego: NO. PHRASES from a SONG. -quotes- "-sings verses-" RING A BELL?
Aries X77: Papa Roach?
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- Thank you. Song being?
Aries X77: Last resort! right? well?
Glennlego: -fires next to you- NO. And you call yourself a fan of them ... -chuckles- ...
Aries X77: Hey... I only have 1 freakin album
Glennlego: And which one's that?
Aries X77: gettin away with murder
Glennlego: -laughs- Ah, right, right ... you heard any of the other songs NOT on that album by them, Dominic?
Aries X77: yes... Last Resort... and... I have to go
Aries X77 signed off at 6:15:56 PM.
Glennlego: You have to log off ... my @$$.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Mm'hm. Exactly. I think I'm getting an ulcer retyping and reading that. -rubs head- Ow ... hurts like hell, too ... let me just type something else that happened, if I can find it. xD

avalonNightlover: no, but i'm kinda warnign u
avalonNightlover: u let teh rabbit know its gots freedom, and itll run
glennlego: But that's what bear traps are for. ^.^
avalonNightlover: those bear traps are called kids =P
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Vish and Chris will have no Bear Traps. XD
Glennlego: xDDDD brb, I'm gonna go tell Chris what you just said, and then disconnect the phone lines, lock the door, bring out the Kevlar vests, and barricade myself in my bathroom with a Colt .45 and a pump-action shotgun, and three layers of reinforced steel surrounding the room.
maKa vEli siNz: XDDD!!!!
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: Wait .. he doesn't want kid's anyways.
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Does he..? OO;;;
Glennlego: xD

And then ... debating about why the creator on a Gaia role-playing forum asks what "changes" we have after the experimenting ... when it's a Neko (cat) r-p ... -_-;;

maKa vEli siNz: Well. Everyone might have different results. XD Gawd.
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- But that means we're almost all gonna grow fur, ears, tails, and paws! >>;;
maKa vEli siNz: -sigh- Some people might have some weird results, or something for theirs. They might only have fur, or just a tail, or something. Xx; Look, /I/ didn't make the forum, you wanna b*tch, go b*tch to the creator.
maKa vEli siNz: XD

Oh, yeah, well ... that's pretty much it. =P Enjoy ...

... OR DIE!! >.<;; xD

--"Reaper"

Leaping Generations

The only thing I found funny the entire day was actually ... not until midnight. xD Have a look. Get a cheap laugh. Be happy.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: AMERICA... F*CK YEAH
Aries X77: come on... thats one of the best songs ever
maKa vEli siNz: That freaking idiot. --;
maKa vEli siNz: If I don't kill him now it'll never stop.
Glennlego: xDD

Oh, yeah. Right. Besides the fact I dunno what the f*ck he's talking about beside Eminem's 'White America' ... oh, and the other day at school, now that I remember it. At lunch. We taunt Jaeden about his wolf powers-- ... er ... capabilites ... er ... here! Look! >.<;;

Jaeden: It's been awhile.
Eric: Yup.
Jaeden: How are the kids?
Eric: Good, good ... and how are the pups?
Jaeden: -glare- I hate you.

... Oh, and, by the way, one of my new favorite songs is Shaggy's remake of Sexual Healing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Lambourghini to wax. -salutes and walks out the door-

--"Reaper"

Retaliation

Well, another revelation about things that happened yesterday ... I believe even less than the day before that from 'Lying with You', but, really, who cares? xD

So, here I go ... :

-during Science class-
Jaeden: -stands behind Christian-
Christian: -opens his binder and starts to write his screennames for WoW-
Jaeden: -mouths words to me- What the f*** is wrong with this son of a b****?!?
Me: -mouths back- I have no clue ... !
Christian: -turns around to Jade and gives him the piece of paper-
Jaeden: -pretends nothin' happened and accepts the paper-
-hilarity ensues-

... and then we got the ...

-during Mr. Wright's music class / TA period ...-
Me: -playing bass guitar- -has an ink smudge on my arm-
Jaeden: Oh, yeah? -starts laughing, drawing a blue smudge on his arm, too-
Me: ... you're my b**** now. -blinks and gives a slight laugh-
Jaeden: S***! -tries to rub the ink off-

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: ?
Aries X77: I freakin have to go! IM SORRY
Aries X77 signed off at 3:49:38 PM
maKa vEli siNz: Who the f*** cares?
Previous message was not received by Aries X77 because of error: User Aries X77 is not available.
Glennlego: xD

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: You see the thing under the title?
Glennlego: Mm'hm.
maKa vEli siNz: X3
Glennlego: And you are NOT secret agent j.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yes I am >>;
Glennlego: You are NOT a secret agent. If you are, then you'd get a jetpack. -crosses arms- >.<;;
maKa vEli siNz: -blinks
maKa vEli siNz: TO EBAY!

Yeah ... soo ... have fun ... peace up ... A-town down ...

I'm sorry, just had to use the Verizon ... er ... Cingular ... commercial ... as a ploy ... >.<;; JUST SHUT UP!! >.<;; xD --"Reaper"

Lying From You

Like yesterday, I'll recount some of the events, the same way I did yesterday. -rubs hands together- Unfortunately, it might be a lil' shorter 'cause I'm exhausted, tired, and braindead, but I think you'll get where I'm headin' with it ... :

Two main things stick out in my head for today, although there was a lot more.

Music, first.

-David, one of the trumpet players, wasn't playing the trumpet right and slumping in his chair-
Mr. Wright: Sit up, David ... now lean forward ... a little more ... and get your foot off of my case! ... better yet, just stand up.
David: -stands up, rolling eyes-
Mr. Wright: -pauses- Yeah, ... maybe you'll get the chair back tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that. Then we'll talk about it ... -clears throat- -gets ready to play electronic piano- ... ready, set, and let's ... not go. -switches to David- That means for you to play, too.
Ricky: -at the drums area- -does the comedic /dun-dun-DUM!/ thing at the snare drum and cymbals-
-class starts laughing-

And, shortly thereafter, for Math class ...

-Kevin and I are checking out homeworks-
Kevin: I got 59% ... but I dunno if it's right ... -turns to Sam- ... SAM!
Sam: -rolls eyes and she comes over to us- What?
Kevin: Is this right? -shows it to her-
Sam: -works on calculator- I got 60% ...
Kevin: ... but that makes the total 101%!
Sam: Well, that means there's 101 objects with 100% chance of ...
Kevin: ... you're stupid!
Sam: No, I'm not!
Kevin: ... yes, you are!
Sam: No, I'm-- ...
Me: -snickering next to them-
Sam: ... Glenn, what're you laughing at?
Me: Nothin', nothin' ...
Sam: Fine, Glenn, show me the way you did it.
Me: -looks at HW- I know it's wrong. -throws down paper- What number are we on, anyways? That would kinda help ...
Sam & Kevin: -laugh-

-passes out at keyboard- O.x

--"Reaper"

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Ignore the title. Listen to the body. 0.0 That didn't sound right ... to rephrase that ... eh, screw it. Time to add some funny details from school today. -rubs hands together- Where to start, where to start ... oh, right. This morning:

Christian: Yeah, Larry and I were role-playing for Vish last night.
Me: -pause- ... FOR Vish?
Christian: -dumb stare- Shut up, dude.

Mm-hm ... and then we have ... what would be next, Music class?

Me: -walks into back room to take acoustic bass off of rack- -Christian walks in-
Christian: -waves- Hi.
Me: -_- What do you want?
Christian: I was just gonna sa- ...
Charlie: -bursts in, casually- Yo, Tasha's molesting your stuff ...
Christian: Son of a-- ... ! -rushes out the door-
-Charlie and me look out of door into the Music room-
-watches Christian rush by, yelling at Tasha and moving stuff out of her reach-
Tasha: I didn't touch your stuff!
-we laugh- -I look at him-
Me: You made that up, didn't you?
Charlie: Yup.
-further laughing-

And then ... we have ... let's see ... what funny happened in ... Science?

-Jaeden walks by Christina's table-
Christina: I'm a b*tch.
Jaeden: -wideeyed- Well, that's something pretty big to admit. -walks off-

And then ... when I wrote on Christian's agenda ...

Me: -leans over at writes on agenda cover: 7:00 - HW, 8:00 - Vish-
Christian: -looks at agenda- -glares at me- Dude!
Christian: -writes on it: 9:00 - Kill Glenn, 10:00 - Have Larry f*ck the body.-
Jaeden: -walks by- Hey, I do all of those things!
Christian: -silence-
Me: -I stick up for Jaeden- Except for Vish.
Jaeden: ... -pause- ... no, I meant the homework.
Christian: -glares-
Me: -laughs-
Jaeden: Kidding, KIDDING!
Christian: -continues to glare-
Jaeden: Didja catch the part where I was kidding?

And then ... we have ... lunch ... I'm in a Chess-tournament-thing ... was, at least ... and Mr. Standifer came by to switch my extra large bishop for one that would actually match the size of the board ... and my queen was already taken ...

-Standifer switches it-
Standifer: Now it matches ... I mean, your bishop was, like, bigger than his King!
Me: It makes me feel big!
-laughs-

There was more, but to cut it short ... outside of Math class ...

Larry: Alright, look; Christian's joining your Math class ... and that's one step up than the one he was in a few days ago ... and you just failed these two quizzes that the entire class failed ... what do you think that means for him?
Me: -laughs insanely-

Yeah ... well ... -eats dinner- ... >.<;;; --"Reaper"

"I Thank God For Every Day He Gives Me In The Corps ... Hoo-rah."

Jarhead.

Freaking.

Awesome.

It was. Seriously; it gave a unique, truthful, and sarcastic humor-ish look at Operation: Desert Storm. To me, it was more of a comedy documentary. I'm not saying it's laugh-out-loud comedy, but the dark, gritty, sarcastic kind. If that strikes your fancy, watch the movie. I just got back from the movie theatre. I think it has the best damn soundtrack, storyline, plot, and characters in [at least] any war movie I have ever seen.

So by your tickets at Fandango.com now and give it a go.

Hoo-rah.

--"Reaper"

Join the Dark Side ... 'Cause We Have Cookies ... ^_^;;

Fighting with your friends is so fun. Especially for me. Y'know why? Simple. On Monday, when I go back to school, I pretend it never happened, turn the tables, and escape unscathed. And I've got it down pat. Devil's advocate if you may. -takes a bow- Take a look at the snippet of conversation stemming from tonight and you'll get a slight idea why:

spartanclone367: how could you tell*cough ghost reacon*
spartanclone367: ...man you must be typing alot..
Glennlego: Yeah. Y'know the way you typed 'recon' like 'reacon', it sounded like 'reekin' and didn't give a damn bit of help to the clue. Oh, and, by the way. 30,000 children died as you said 'ghost', and another 14,000 died when you said 'reacon'.
spartanclone367: cool
Glennlego: When I told you that, I thought this:
Glennlego: Sometimes ... I do want to murder him. Telling him that wouldn't do any good. He'll just say I'll go to jail and get the death penalty. It would be worth it, anyways. -pft- And isn't that what hired hitmen like Agent 47 are for?
spartanclone367: ..dude thats messed up..
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- NO F*CKING WAY!! -drops jaw, sarcastically, it awe-
spartanclone367: ..now your making it worse..
Glennlego: No, I'm making it better. -_- Looks like elementary school did wonders for you, eh?
spartanclone367: you know i dont have to f*cking sit here f*cking listening to your bs saying this f*cking sh*t i dont do sh*t right now and you just f*cking insult me for no f*cking reason,next time have a f*cking reason to f*cking insult me instead of f*cking do this kinda of sh*t like insulting me then making it worse with sarcastic remarks and thats just f*cking messed up i know i was f*cking pointing out the f*cking obviouse when i said that was messed up then you f*cking talk sh*t to me about that man you can f*cking talk sh*t about anything i say somthing stupide laugh at me i just sit there you do this sh*t i talk normal you f*cking insult eh somtimes i deserve that sh*t somtimes i actually should be insulted but somtimes im not doing sh*t and you insult me f*ck dude thats just messe up
Glennlego: F*ck the f*cking f*ckers? 'Cause that's all I heard. Period. This proves what first grade does to people.
spartanclone367: dude see here you go again here you go insulting me for this simple damn thing i just typed up
Glennlego: Because you say f*ck every fifth word!!

Oh, yeah, there's more. But why dwell on it? Why not go to something more ... happy, confusing, and demented? Off to Jaeden!

maKa vEli siNz: ><
maKa vEli siNz: I'm RP'ing with like..
maKa vEli siNz: 16 illiterates.
maKa vEli siNz: and 3 people that can type full setences.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: 3 out of 16 or 3 out of 19?
maKa vEli siNz: 3 out of 19.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I might shoot myself.

... and ...

spartanclone367: ...*nods for no damn apperant reason not even matching what the hell is going on*
Glennlego: *pft* Obviously. I mean, hell, you're always lost. -waves it off-
maKa vEli siNz: XD
maKa vEli siNz: He's gotten more.. literate cause of us.
maKa vEli siNz: >>;
Glennlego: xD Yup.
spartanclone367: ..ow..well im almost done with the socail studies thing
Glennlego: -claps-
spartanclone367: and jadean is having a good time i think...
Glennlego: Yup.
Glennlego: Jadean?
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: So much for literacy.
maKa vEli siNz: What an @$$biter.

There was more, but I'm tired. And exhausted. I hurt my index finger playing basketball. And I think something may be broken. *ow* Hurts to type.

Yeah, walk away ... just keep walkin' ...

>.<

--"Reaper"