Lying From You

Like yesterday, I'll recount some of the events, the same way I did yesterday. -rubs hands together- Unfortunately, it might be a lil' shorter 'cause I'm exhausted, tired, and braindead, but I think you'll get where I'm headin' with it ... :

Two main things stick out in my head for today, although there was a lot more.

Music, first.

-David, one of the trumpet players, wasn't playing the trumpet right and slumping in his chair-
Mr. Wright: Sit up, David ... now lean forward ... a little more ... and get your foot off of my case! ... better yet, just stand up.
David: -stands up, rolling eyes-
Mr. Wright: -pauses- Yeah, ... maybe you'll get the chair back tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that. Then we'll talk about it ... -clears throat- -gets ready to play electronic piano- ... ready, set, and let's ... not go. -switches to David- That means for you to play, too.
Ricky: -at the drums area- -does the comedic /dun-dun-DUM!/ thing at the snare drum and cymbals-
-class starts laughing-

And, shortly thereafter, for Math class ...

-Kevin and I are checking out homeworks-
Kevin: I got 59% ... but I dunno if it's right ... -turns to Sam- ... SAM!
Sam: -rolls eyes and she comes over to us- What?
Kevin: Is this right? -shows it to her-
Sam: -works on calculator- I got 60% ...
Kevin: ... but that makes the total 101%!
Sam: Well, that means there's 101 objects with 100% chance of ...
Kevin: ... you're stupid!
Sam: No, I'm not!
Kevin: ... yes, you are!
Sam: No, I'm-- ...
Me: -snickering next to them-
Sam: ... Glenn, what're you laughing at?
Me: Nothin', nothin' ...
Sam: Fine, Glenn, show me the way you did it.
Me: -looks at HW- I know it's wrong. -throws down paper- What number are we on, anyways? That would kinda help ...
Sam & Kevin: -laugh-

-passes out at keyboard- O.x

--"Reaper"