Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Ignore the title. Listen to the body. 0.0 That didn't sound right ... to rephrase that ... eh, screw it. Time to add some funny details from school today. -rubs hands together- Where to start, where to start ... oh, right. This morning:

Christian: Yeah, Larry and I were role-playing for Vish last night.
Me: -pause- ... FOR Vish?
Christian: -dumb stare- Shut up, dude.

Mm-hm ... and then we have ... what would be next, Music class?

Me: -walks into back room to take acoustic bass off of rack- -Christian walks in-
Christian: -waves- Hi.
Me: -_- What do you want?
Christian: I was just gonna sa- ...
Charlie: -bursts in, casually- Yo, Tasha's molesting your stuff ...
Christian: Son of a-- ... ! -rushes out the door-
-Charlie and me look out of door into the Music room-
-watches Christian rush by, yelling at Tasha and moving stuff out of her reach-
Tasha: I didn't touch your stuff!
-we laugh- -I look at him-
Me: You made that up, didn't you?
Charlie: Yup.
-further laughing-

And then ... we have ... let's see ... what funny happened in ... Science?

-Jaeden walks by Christina's table-
Christina: I'm a b*tch.
Jaeden: -wideeyed- Well, that's something pretty big to admit. -walks off-

And then ... when I wrote on Christian's agenda ...

Me: -leans over at writes on agenda cover: 7:00 - HW, 8:00 - Vish-
Christian: -looks at agenda- -glares at me- Dude!
Christian: -writes on it: 9:00 - Kill Glenn, 10:00 - Have Larry f*ck the body.-
Jaeden: -walks by- Hey, I do all of those things!
Christian: -silence-
Me: -I stick up for Jaeden- Except for Vish.
Jaeden: ... -pause- ... no, I meant the homework.
Christian: -glares-
Me: -laughs-
Jaeden: Kidding, KIDDING!
Christian: -continues to glare-
Jaeden: Didja catch the part where I was kidding?

And then ... we have ... lunch ... I'm in a Chess-tournament-thing ... was, at least ... and Mr. Standifer came by to switch my extra large bishop for one that would actually match the size of the board ... and my queen was already taken ...

-Standifer switches it-
Standifer: Now it matches ... I mean, your bishop was, like, bigger than his King!
Me: It makes me feel big!
-laughs-

There was more, but to cut it short ... outside of Math class ...

Larry: Alright, look; Christian's joining your Math class ... and that's one step up than the one he was in a few days ago ... and you just failed these two quizzes that the entire class failed ... what do you think that means for him?
Me: -laughs insanely-

Yeah ... well ... -eats dinner- ... >.<;;; --"Reaper"