Barbed Wire Biscuit

Oh, yeah, it's me, again; I mean, seriously, now, who else would post here BUT me? Well, Jaeden, but we sorted that out ... -flips off Jade- ... oh, yeah, anyways ... uhh ... yeah ... 'lovehatetragedy', the Papa Roach album rocks! Yup. School's been ... good ... -cough- ... blackmail ... -cough- ... spam ... -cough- ... do YOU want a million dollas? ... didn't think so ... >.<

Um ... sooooo ... I'm taking up your time, I guess ... xD ... oh, yeah, and to repeat myself, Red Eye was a GREAT movie, I didn't like The Brothers Grimm that much, Max Payne 2 does NOT suck ass, it ROCKS total ass (contradictory to people, I know, I know), and Saving Private Ryan and Star Trek: Nemsis are great movies.

Current Song: She Loves Me Not - Papa Roach
Current Mood: ... hell, I am NOT turning into one of those ... OMG ... what is growing out of its NECK????

xD

--'Reaper'

HAX0RZ! HAX0RZ!

Yeah, my retarded friend Jaeden hacked into my blog and posted. Unfortunately for him, it lasted for almost 15 minutes before it became deleted, obsolete, and changed. Poor baby. I sympathize for him ... no, really, I do. Being dropped on your head as a baby and being raised by wolves has bad effects on the mentally challenged part of the brain.

Oh, and, by the way Jade: F*ck you.

--"Reaper"

Who Wants Ice Cream? I DO! I DO!!

Hey, all. Oh, yeah, it's the Reaper, back with some news. Yeah, I'm sick. Yes, I went to the doctor. No, it's not pneumonia. Yes, it's bronchitis. If you'll excuse me, I've gotta go [-(censored)-] until I [-(censored)-]. I love you, too, America ... and Communist Russia ... I spit in your face! -twitch-

Anyways, friends and another friend of mine started role-playing tonight. Clips from the conversation (non-rp): [Key: Spartan = Christian, Glennlego = Reaper, Firelizard = Charlie, Blob = Larry, maKa vEli siNz = Jaeden, & avalonNightlover = Jessica]

On second thought, why post the actual thing when I can tell you the craziness right here? I love you world ... anyways, Charlie threw chickens at the Nazis, Christian got in a fight in the tavern, Larry left about a quarter-of-the-way-through, Jaeden logged off early, and Jess and I ... well ... -kicks a stone down the street, walking off the screen-

^.^;;

--Reaper

Blah-Guild-Blah-Wars-Blah-Sucks

Oh, sweet lord, where do I start? The whole game is whack. My friends got it, so, I naturally had to run out, buy it, and see what they were addicted to. The games they had gotten in the past were pretty good, but when I tried this out, it proves that my friends have very bad taste in videogames. If they can change my mind with their next game-hit, then, fine: but this is an unforgiving pile of crap.

On a negative note, the game is free. Yes, you'd think this would be a positive, but being free adds to the crapness rating. Why would you even play this steaming pile of crap? There are better alternatives with better depth. Namely so, World of Warcraft, EverQuest, and its sequal: EverQuest 2. Now THOSE games have a storyline, great gameplay, the ability to group, great environments, crafting, etc. THIS game ... look, I don't even have words for it.

Oh, yeah, one-click and I attack a monster. It's too bad it gets repetitive after the second time you click the goddamn thing. Spells. Yeah. Rip-offs. Weak. Blah.

How the hell can you rate crap? I might as well just get onto Guild Wars to blam the shit out of of my friends for even buying this game. Look, if you're too cheap to buy a GOOD MMORPG, then you don't deserve this game of any other goddamn MMORPG out there.

Period.

--"Grim Reaper"

Happy Independence Day, Communist Russia!!!

Yah, last second I was invited over to said-friend's house [Christian's]. He had another guy over [Larry], but, he couldn't stay the night because he had a test at 8:00 in the morning the next day at MPC. We had plans to wake him up early, but the jackass wouldn't call and ask his father. Tell me how braindead you have to be to say that you'll get in trouble if you ask and he says 'no', although he said his father would probably say 'yes' anyways, but he didn't want to risk it ...

... what a dumbass. -_-;;;

Setting off fireworks at around 8:00 at night, on the 4th, we had those imported Japanese "spark fountains" that, when lit, had a short fuse, you could run off and watch the sparks go up in the air, while waving your sparklers around in the air ... until Cris got burnt by holding two sparklers in each hand ... and then those 'you retard!' moments:

Cris: *runs forward* *5 sticks of fireworks are sitting on the ground* *tries to light all of them at once* *lights middle two* *spark out of control*
Reaper: Shit! *ducks behind plastic chair, peering around corner of chair, watching Cris trying to retardedly light the other fireworks beside the ones that are sparking* You're gonna get burnt, y'know!!
Larry: *waves hand* Don't worry, he probably wants to get burnt.

--LATER--

Cris: *fountain of sparks firecracker flips on side, so sparks travel along ground* *Cris, acting like a retard, tries to get the box to face upwards, failing, yet if he had succeeded, the sparks would've flown up into his face, possibly injuring him ... no shit ... =P*
Larry: Christian, you retard!!

Oh, yeah. The night went like that ... now, start celebrating, cossacks! I know who you are ... damn Russians ... ... ... >.<

- With Love

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URGENT ::: ANIME MOVIE HELP - POSITION FILLED!!!

As the title says, (I"ll keep this short), I'm considering having somebody help animate & market an ... anime ... based on something I've written. So, I'll give you details, and, if you're serious and have some way to help market or animate the anime, drop me a line at glennlego@yahoo.com. Thanks for your co-operation, and, use this e-mail CAREFULLY and WISELY and any SPAM will be IMMEDIATELY DELETED.

'Later. ^.^

--"Grim Reaper"

EDIT -- I've found somebody. The hunt is OVER!^.^

Resident Evil Has Grove St. Invading 'Da Hood!!!

Yah, I've just bought RE4 for the GCN, and it ROCKS!! And, I'm renting GTA: San Andreas for the XBOX from my local Blockbuster and it ROCKS, TOO!!! So, I would type more, and I'll have slight reviews, i.e. HL2, sometime soon, but, 'I've gotta jet for now and hang it wit my homies, muthaf**ka.' See ya later!!! Peace out!!! >.<

--"Grim Reaper"

Jackson's Verdict Is Utter Bullsh*t!!!

Hah! Michael Jackson's verdict is "Not Guilty" -- ... -- MY A$$! This is utter bullsh*t people. 10 COUNTS! 10 F**KING COUNTS, and they STILL found him "Not Guilty" for the main charge on each one AND the LESSER charge for each one. If I were on the jury, there would be no changing my mind that that perverted molestor would be going straight to the slammer, and the jury would have to agree with me or, or we'd never reach a verdict, 'cause I know that my opinion, and anybody else who thinks the same is, rest assured, got the RIGHT opinion. Whoever thinks he should be ... er ... LET HIM set himself free and walk off unscathed is on f**king crack.

Yes, I'm pissed.

--"Grim Reaper"

Halo Script: Don't Shoot The Messenger!!!

Update: According to very reliable resources ... *cough* ... Attack of the Show ... *cough* ... Bungie and Microsoft are sending men in green and gray Halo armor, the REAL replicas, over to film directors across the country, and actually dancing OVER them while they read the script, so they can snatch it back as soon as their done.

Oh, yeah: and they want copmlete control over the project ... damn bossy people ... =P

--"Grim Reaper"

Thank God For Great America!!!

Oh, yah. Today, went with some friends down to Paramount's Great America, y'know: the one down in San Jose, y'know, the Calif. area. =P Well, yah, the bus ride was about an hour-and-a-half there and then an hour-and-a-half back, which was pretty godd@*n annoying, but, hey, I'm not complaining: I played a card game with two of my friends, Cris and Kevin, "13". Don't know why it's called that, but I think it has to do with the 13 cards dealt to each player at the beginning of the game ... and then it's a helluva hard job to deal cards on a moving bus ...

Anyways, it was pretty hilarious on the way down to San Jose, ... well, upwards, if you whip up a map and look from where we started-to-San-Jose. But, nobody cares. *shrugs* Once there, we were about 10 minutes later then expected, and we went on every single main roller-coaster: Invertigo (first one, pretty frickin' hilarious experience). And then there was The Demon (pretty corkscrew turns). And then there was the Vortex ... all though you had to stand up on that one when it went upside-down and made loop-de-loops ... that one actually made me slightly sick ... =P) And, then, finally, there was Top Gun (dude, that thing is INSANE). Two neither of my MAIN friends could be there to make it: Aranya, who's in Brazil (Heylo!! >.<), and my other friend from previous posts who is called "Jade", who was too stone-- ... er ... grounded to come ...

Ech, I would write more about how the most terrifying ride in the park was the ObservationTower, but it's late, I'm pooped, and I'm listening to the FREAKIN' "STAR TREKKIN'" song by THE FIRM, and it's driving me F@&KIN' INSANE!!!!! *twitch* =P

'Nite, y'all. (Yes, Jade, I can write it this was if I want, too ... oh, and at the park, I got a tattoo of a grim reaper w/ a scythe on my left bicep ... *argh* ... fear the muscle ... >.<)

--Reaper

P.S. - Aranya: Call me. xDDDD

You Got F**ked!!!

... ... ... Most vulgar title yet, although it gets to the point: ... ... ...

... ... ... Awhile ago, reminiscing on memories-upon-memories, I came upon the point, once again, about lunchtime, which, apparently, was noon-time. My OTHER friend, 'Malcolm', was running around the school away from these other girls (for reasons inexplicable), including one of them by the name of 'Karen', but, once he lost them, he came running past me. Naturally, in the cold hear of mine, I held him back with one hand and waited for Karen and her friends to hit the utter s**t out of him. I walked back to my locker, smirking, to put away a few books-'n-things. While I was walking to my humble locker, Malcolm screamed at me over my shoulder, "You bastard!"

We both burst out laughing.

... Now for the title. Once I made it back to our humble (god, love that word) lunch-area that I had left from, Jaeden was by Malcolm, yelling at him, pointing, mockingly, in-all-the-above-manners-listed, "You got F**KED!!!". He was chortling in laughter. Ah, it might not seem like much to you, but ...

... *pft* ...

... what do I care?!?!?

--Reaper

P.S. -- Hope you had a good Giants ball-game Jade. Can't wait to hear about it tomorrow. (Yes, this is considered an editorial) ... ... ... =P

*blink* Don't Make Me Go Ninja On Your Ass ...

A while ago, in the school's computer lab, my friend Jaeden and I were sitting side-by-side, and another friend Kahlia, got in trouble for chewing gum in the library so she had to clean the gum stuck onto the bottom of another keyboard in the copmuter lab. Gross, but ... fine, on with the story ... she eventually had to un-plug it, and with me not remembering that, I was looking a facts page about some certain kiddie's line of text that you were educated with when you were in 1st grade, and Jaeden replied, "This entire screen has every letter but 'z' on it." He showed me, and I commanded him to go to 'zorro.com', not knowing it was a real website, (and, know, Mr. Zorro-owners, this is NOT a promotion for your website and affiliation), and he remained silent for a second before turning back to his iMac and pounding on the desk where the keyboard should've been. We were laughing about it, and then ... *yawns on* ...

... SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE BRAINDEAD???

--"Grim Reaper"

What Do 'Gamma', 'Asterisk', 'Spartan 2', 'Grim', 'Malcolm', & 'Pepper' Have In Common ... ?

Ah. Yes. Oddly enough, these are some of the main characters from the new smash-hit parody-of-a-parody in-the-works called Green Vs. Yellow based on the parody Red Vs. Blue based on the smash-hit videogame for the PC, Mac, and XBOX entitled "Halo: Combat Evolved". Rooster Teeth, our people will be contacting your people within the hour.

Currently we're working on the trailer, but, hell: if that doesn't work, we'll continue on with our Robot Chicken mock/clone called "Cyborg Poultry" ( <--- Codename ) using a digital camera and stop-motion animation to get rich.

*shrug* How can we possibly fail??? ={

--"Grim Reaper"

We Were Meant To Live [For So Much More] ...

Fumbling his confidence
And wondering why the world has passed him by
Hoping that he's bid for more than arguments
And failed attempts to fly.

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere -- live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside.

Dreaming about Providence
And whether mice or men have second tries
Maybe we've been livin' with our eyes half-open
Maybe we're bent and broken.

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere -- live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside.

We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than the wars of our fathers
And everything inside screams for second life

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live
We were meant to live

*pft* I hope you guys didn't think I wrote this poem by myself. No way. Instead, these are the direct lyrics to Switchfoot's "Meant To Live [For So Much More]". Funny, eh? =P

--"Grim Reaper"

Green Vs. Yellow = Red Vs. Blue's Parody ...

... wait ... it's already a parody ... ! ... ? ... ! ... on Halo???

... yeah. Mm-hm. Well, a few friends and I are working on a parody on the hit-parody based on the Halo franchise called Red Vs. Blue. Anybody has a point to stop me, though?

... didn't think so.

Short post, short subject.

If I get updates, I'll get back to you.

If not ...

... well, ... I guess that's up to you, now, isn't it?!?!?

^_^

-- "Grim Reaper"

Half-Life 2 = 100% In My Book!!!

I just finished Half-Life 2, and, so I won't spoil the ending for those people out there who haven't finished the game yet, (shame on you!) I'll just state that at the end the G-Man has a friendly talk with you and then walks off. Time stops for some reason. It's actually pretty f**king interesting. *nods head* Exactly. You see where I'm going with this? Since I'm in a [fairly] eager mood, having finished the game exactly about ... *looks at watch* ... about 5 minutes ago, I want to write a slight article about it ... slightly a review, of sorts ... well, here I go ... *sigh* ...

Gameplay: Um ... not much to put for this one; it's pretty straightforward. The gameplay ROCKS, and for further details, read the title [duh!]. The textures look great, the weapon-design is superb, the voice-acting was great-above-all, the level-design was brilliant, and the ending was ... well ... not shabby, but feels kinda leading into something else ... Half-Life 3, anyone?

Voice-Acting: Great.

Video: Wonderful.

Controls: Beautiful.

Overall: Is there really anything to describe this game? Pretty much a 100%, eh, give-or-take a few points on the fact that ... hey, who am I kidding? Valve produces great games, and what do you expect from them? MORE GREAT GAMES! Two thumbs-up. Great. Whoo!!

Now to try it on hard ... ... ... ^_^

-- "Grim Reaper"

Clocks Go Down And They Can't Be Heard ...

Wow. Double-wow. So long. So hard. I could update with pictures. I could update with a lengthy page about something I like. Or I could babble. You always love the babbling. You know you like the babbling. You couldn't live w/o the babbling ... ah, whoops ... there I go babbling again ... ^_^

Then I turn around and think, WTF, mate? But then I figure out that I'm talking to myself. Recapping what happened at my friend, Victor's birthday party, the funniest highlights went as follows:

*friend talks to Victor since he can't go to sleep, and is on computer chatting to friends*
Friend 1: Oh my god, I have such a headache ... god, what was in that apple cider?
*silence*
Friend 1: Can I have some aspirin?
Victor: Ah ... lemme see ... *walks to medicine cabinet, removes bottle of pills, and returns to desk* ... uh, do you have any health problems? Like asthma, ulcers, or the like?
Friend 1: *blank stare* I have asthma.
Victor: Ah, okay. *shakes pill bottle nervously and fumbles for notepad* I just need you to sign these release forms stating that if you die on this premises it had absolutely nothing to do with me, okay?
*silence*
Friend 1: *stone-cold stare* Just give me the f**king pills.

And, then, to follow up later that same night, we had been playing hide-and-seek indoors, when it was nearly pitch-black. Friend 1 was the person who was "it". "Grim" is me:

*Grim runs upstairs to Victor's bedroom, pulls sofa out from wall, and sinks behind it and the wall, beneath windowsill, slight light casting light on me from above. Friend 1 runs into the room, jumps onto the back-top of the sofa and looks at of the window, down the roof, to the left & the right, and then doubles back and runs back through the doorway he entered from. Grim looked up seeing him right above him, and, as Friend 1 leaves, gives slight chuckle behind sofa, seeing as how stupid Friend 1 was. After finding the rest of the people, Friend 1 and the other friends search the house, and come back to Vic's room. After searching, Friend 1 starts back out the doorway*
Friend 1: Where is that dumb***?
*Grim sits up from behind sofa and points at Friend 1*
Grim: You're the dumb***, *insert name here, yet disclosed from legal puposes*.
*laughs occur*

Hmm ... what else was there, you say? Hm ... homemade strawberry cake ... Truth-or-Dare ... Halo 2 System Link / CTF & Team Slayer ... Truth-or-Truth (odd variation of the former) ... apple cider ... root beer ... and many slices of pizza, be it sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, or combo ... eh, that's pretty much it ...
...
... what? You wanted more?
...
... TOO BAD!!! ^_^

--"Grim Reaper"

It's Been A Long Time --- Getting From There To Here ...

Earlier today I watched the new renamed show on G4 Tech TV, "Attack of the Show", renamed from the "Screensavers". Interesting segments about a remade broken NES controller redone to a two-man operated blown-up [in size] NES controller that took teamwork to operate. Kevin Rose & Kevin Pereirra took all 4 lives to make it through World 1-1 on the NES game Super Mario Bros. and got 2000 pts. jumping high on the pole near the end of the world. Pretty darn interesting. Anybody creative and houses $400 in their wallet need to crack out and buy the parts off eBay.

I suggest you guys go to www.g4tv.com/aots/ and check out the Show Notes for the show on March 28th of the infamous year 2005. If you're already going there, there's no need for me to spoil the link to the Satanic-messages-in-songs website, now, shall I? *wink* I also just remembered I watched the last episode of Cowboy Bebop yesterday ... Spike shoots through Julia ... Spike runs into the skyscraper ... kills Vicious ... runs outside ... pulls out his finger and says "bang" ... collapses and dies ... sad, cliched, yet nice ending.

Congrats.

-- "Grim Reaper"

WTF, Mate?!? Pt. 2

WTF? I haven't updated for 3 days? That's mainly my fault, alone, but look at you guys! You can't last without me for 3 days? What is wrong with you guys? Ah, it's still not really your fault ... and rather mine ... but on the bright side, over those 3 days, I stayed out at Tweak't 'til 7:30 on one day, didn't go the next, and then from 3:00 - midnight I stayed at Tweak't playing Call of Duty, Warcraft III: Frozen Throne, and Unreal Tournament 2004 was pretty freakin' exciting. I was about play Diablo 2, but when I logged obn my two mules carrying great-uber items expired ... and then when I went home and tryed to log on it didn't really work because there's an error message stating it's missing the file 'ijl32.dll' or some bull**** like that.

Oh, no, I'm not worked up. But, shortly after arriving home last night, I brought back Call of Duty from EB Games, and, since they were out of the United Offensive expansion, I ran next door to Circuit City and bought the COD:UO expansion. Both same price. Lil' over $60. I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY, PEOPLE! Sorry this is real short, but I'm actually hella depressed over the fact that I'm being forced back into karate about an hour's drive there and then school starts again tomorrow. If anybody had any clues on how I can get out of it without screwing my life up, post in the comments.

As for me? I'm gonna continue playing CoD:UO online/multiplayer [look for Ca1amity or Slayer] and really start thinking about my school depression.

-- "Grim Reaper"

Time Is So Freakin' Valuable ...

I'm actually famished and tired for once. The only thing that's keeping me awake, ala most nights, is the fact that I'm too jacked up on caffiene. And the fact that I'm too cheap to run out and buy SWAT 4, Doom 3, and Call of Duty: United Offensive, I'm downloading the demos right now. Care to know how far I am along? Don't care? Well, I'll tell you anyways.

Call of Duty: United Offensive - coduo_sp_demo.exe - 39% / 15 min. remaining

SWAT 4 - swat4_spdemo_en.exe - 33% / 16 min. remaining

Doom 3 - D3Demo.zip - 8% / 1 hour, 22 min. remaining

Now that I shared, I'm off to play my other demos and continue with my non-existant life. Oh, and, by the way, my two mules that were carrying all of my neat stuff on Diablo 2: LOD expired and I never bought the graphics update expansion for EQ [Dragons of Norrath]. Now somebody tell me what DOESN'T suck about that???

-- "Grim Reaper"