Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Did I Mention I Have a Semi-Retarded Brother?

Of course I don't. But, hey -- that attracted you here, no? Alrighty. First off ... for my birthday I basically got a nice Bass Guitar & Amplifier, along with an XBOX 360, Hitman - Blood Money, Burnout - Revenge, Perfect Dark Zero, & Full Auto. I probably posted half of that before but, y'know, I thought it would be cool to post it again.

Anyways ... now for something completely unrelated.





Yes, well ... Stewie's Sexy Party I found (at least on my part) to be f*cking hilarious (at least to those of you who watch Family Guy ... but, seriously -- ... who doesn't? xD) ... if you have an XBOX 360 and actually bother to read this, then look me up on XBOX Live ... the name's 'Shadow191'. I'm in the Underground zone with almost 400 for my Gamerscore (I believe).

And I enjoy long walks on the beach. =P

And, boy-oh-boy, I'd really appreciate any kind words or tips anybody could offer me on my upcoming video game that I'm working on ... and, hell, I may even open up a mailbag that I'll answer on here if enough people email me over it. I love to hear from people. If it's just a friendly 'hello', I'll send one right back ever-so-politely. If it's a question, I'll post it here. If it's well versed hate mail, I'll simply trash it. If it's not well versed, I'll post it up here for everyone to laugh at you over. So if I were you, I'd be careful what you wish for, because-- ...

... Santa Claus is coming to town. (but it's only June!!)

xD

--"Reaper"
A.K.A. glennlego@yahoo.com

Saturday, June 03, 2006

R&R - Rants and Rants -- Edition 2

Alright. Bottomline? I'm not prejudice. And I'm sick and tired of people saying I'm prejudice against black people. Common lines when a conversation goes bad? "Man, your ancestors were my ancestors' slaveholders!" And how would you f*cking know that? Did you rent a time machine and go back in time to watch a past version of me whip your ancestors across the back? I didn't think so. All I ask is you know what you're talking about before you start blabbing sh*t that you honestly have no clue whatsover about.

There were three different kinds of white folk back in the day. The slaveholders of the South, the slaveholders of the North, and the anti-slavery activists. How do know my family was for slavery? Mine could've been one of the people standing around in protest against it. Hell, my family's from Ohio (unfortunately ... I don't really like the place, personally) and during that period of time ... you guessed it, Ohio was with the Northern states.

And the whole discrimination thing where people believe my ancestors before, even then, were Nazis?!? Just because I'm white doesn't make instantly make me a f*cking Nazi, or even f*cking German. People who make the assumptions that I encourage racism, prejudice, and hatred couldn't be more wrong. I'm open-minded, and am equally for every race being treated the same. I don't even want to be associated with Nazis, and never said so. If I speak German to somebody and they reply back with, "Quit with the Nazi-speak!" me and my friends around me instantly have the assumption that they're ignorant and (possibly) retarded.

Now, before you contradict me and say "But, Reaper! I thought you said people who use 'retarded' in an insulting way are-- ..." But I'm not saying it in an insulting way. I don't say things that aren't true. If I believe they're retarded and so do my friends? That doesn't mean they belong in a Special Education class, it just means that they could've been dropped on their head as child or never been diagnosed with some sort of mental illness.

Either way, it's a win-win situation.

For me, at least.

--"Reaper"

R&R - Rants and Rants -- Edition 1

Welcome to the first session of R&R that I will attempt to incorporate in future posts ... this one will consist of my interpretation of the Catholic Church via The Da Vinci Code and Gay Pride. I'm not gay myself, but I have some friends who are, and I don't like the discrimination that modern day society is putting them through.

First off. Da Vinci. The Da Vinci Code, to be exact. Obviously, the movie is fiction. But most of the stuff is true / highly believable, despite what any of my Catholic friends say (Quote -- "It's pure blasphemy!"). Obviously the only reason they would be sticking up so strongly for their religion instead of letting the movie pass off as fiction is because some of the facts within the movie could possibly threaten to destroy the foundation of their churches and (*gasp*) even their entire religion? The world may never know, for Catholicism will continue on and Da Vinci box office tickets will continue to be sold.

I, personally, do believe that most of the movie is highly factual / loosely factual, based on the point of the story. Obviously Langdon and Neveu are not real life characters. Neither is Fache or the rest of the Interpol. But most of the story (Holy Grail being Mary Magdalene's womb ... Opus Dei ... the Priory of Sion ... et cetera) seems to make high sense. Hell, wouldn't you get pissed if your saviour (Jesus Christ) was beginning to have a different view, claiming that your immortal being of high holiness was being lowered to a mortal status, and even possibly carrying a bloodline? Yikes.

It's just a point of view. Stop trying to tell everyone the movie is fiction. People have brains so they can make up their minds for themselves. I'm sorry to be so blunt, but I've had enough religious bullsh*t to last me eternity. I honestly have nothing against any religion ... no matter Catholicism, Buddhism, Hinduism, even Paganism (witchcraft) ... I believe all are perfectly acceptable views. So stop trying to push your views (hence "convert") everyone else to your religion. If they happen to find ... let's say for the sake of argument, Buddhism a better religion than Christianity? That's perfectly fine. Stop criticizing them over it.

Amen.

And on to the so-called 'gay pride'. I happen to know a guy who is my mother's friend (or, for lack of a better term, 'co-worker') who is, lo-and-behold, gay. Is that a crime? No. And it pisses me off everytime somebody uses the term offensively. It doesn't offend me directly (seeing as how I am not gay) but offends me to the point that I think of him and it makes me want to strangle the person who said it. Wouldn't it make you want to hit the person if they were calling one of your friends retarded (in an offensive manner) and your friend was actually in Special Education? Boy, wouldn't you want to intervene.

But, most of the time, people stand idly by. They do nothing. All it takes for evil to occur is for good people to do absolutely nothing. (Thank you, Mrs. Rowley.)

And he's a good guy. So what he believes in Paganism? He sure as hell knows what incense to burn, what Bast statues to place where and why, and different 'potions' (though, I'm not going there) to brew to ward off certain illnesses / bad happenings. That makes him interesting. That's what makes all of us-- ... well, unique. Hell, I'm not a scientist and can't figure out whether you just develop a taste for the same sex or whether it's a chemical imbalance from birth. But is it wrong? No.

Some religions seem to think so, though. And I believe that, as well, is utter bullsh*t. People can do as they choose as long as they don't harm me, my friends, or my family. They should be able to pursue their own happiness, right? And if they can't, what has America --- and even the world --- come to?

--"Reaper"

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Dedications to a New Year and a New Life

'Ehya, again, everyone. Yes, school graduation is finally tomorrow ... and my birthday's the day after that. How awesome, eh? I'm gonna be wearing a black suit jacket ... a white dress shirt ... black dress pants ... black dress shoes ... a red striped tie ... newly-fixed glasses ... and a clean & cut ... well, haircut (shocking to those of you who actually know me) ... yeah, this graduation's gonna be kickass.

xD

Well, I saw Jade post his dedications up on his Gaia journal yesterday, so it made me feel laggy and left-behind.

So, here I go.

*ahem*

Jaeden Braselton -- Yeah, man ... it's a been a rough & wild (though I can't say it hasn't been fun) ride all the way up the past 3 years. I remember the first few days we had just become friends that your hair was very, very long (ponytail to be exact) and, looking at it now, it could not really be much shorter unless you completely shaved your head. We've gone through some major changes, good and bad I suppose ... and you're definitely one of the best friends a guy could have-- ... but we'll get to continue our friendship next year, so what's with the long goodbyes, eh?

Quotes -- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you'll always be f*cking retarded."
"What did I do? Why is it always my fault!"

Predicted Quote of the Future -- "No, I did not murder and mutilate the hooker in my trunk, honest! ... how long will I be put away with this? At least let me keep my rap book! ... aw, man!! You're taking those, too? Damn it! ... that's not evidence! ... -- no, that blood's mine!"

Christian Thomas -- Mm ... only two years I've had to put up with you and your retarded antics, but, to tell you the truth, I've enjoyed every second of it. xD Even if I insulted you, even if we've pissed each other off beyond compare, I believe we've only done it because when you stop acting retarded things get boring ... and we don't know what each other's limits are, so we push it. It's always an accident, and we talk it out like big boys by the end, but you're also one of the best friends a guy could have. -nods- =P

Quotes -- "I completely owned a guy on XBOX Live for yelling 'n***er'.
"Nice comeback, now wipe it off your chin."

Predicted Quote of the Future -- "Wait, she was a guy?!? Aw, damn, I think I'm gonna be sick ... especially after all the things we ... OH MY GOD!"

Zheqi 'Larry' Tan - You've been a great friend I've had for a whopping 4 years. Yikes, that's been awhile. And, as expected, you've become successful just as predicted. Congratulations to your future endeavors, Larry. Sometime in the future you'll probably be able to get me a wonderful job somewhere if my plans don't turn out the way I'm hoping. So we'd better stay in touch ... and, no, it's not just to use you ... ... ... I think ... ... ... -ninja- xDD

Quotes -- "You're teh suxx0rz."
"For the win!!"

Predicted Quote of the Future -- "-- ... and there you have it -- the cure for cancer. Any questions?"

Aranya Lutz - Yes, yes ... cannot forget you ... although I'm not really leaving you and rather joining you once again ... oh, boy ... well, this is an awkward moment ... I don't really have anything to quote you because of the long absense in talking to each other ... and nothing from 3 years ago doesn't apply anymore. Well, I s'pose this was pointless. Sorry! ^^;;

Yes, I've suddenly grown lazy and may add some more later on. 'Love you all.

Peace out.

--"Reaper"

Saturday, May 27, 2006

*thwak* It Wasn't Me!!

Kelly: God, he looks almost like my brother ... and it makes sense, because he can't keep a girlfriend for more than a day.
Sam: Hey, Glenn. 'Sounds exactly like you.
Glenn: I dunno, Sam, you tell me -- how many girlfriends have you had?
Sam: -runs over to hit me very hard-

And that's how most of the day went. Most of it. At least afterschool yesterday I was able to run over to EB and pick up Hitman 2: Silent Assassin for the PS2 and Hitman: Contracts for the XBOX, along with Robot Chicken: Season 1, the DVD Box Set from Target.

Oh, yeah. And they all pretty much kick total ass so far.

I already had Hitman: Codename 47 for the PC and I think that GameSpot should cut it a lil' slack -- that was awhile back, so the game wasn't quite up to par with modern day versions. The game had a very good premise and very good gameplay ... there were a few occasional glitches, but later patches ... well, patched (no pun intended) up the problems.

Robot Chicken, on the other hand, rocks completely. The show is awesome and can be seen on Cartoon Network's (channel 54, for me) [adult swim] block of programming later on into the night. Fated Souls, my Gaia role-play, is still moving along quite nicely ...

... aside from the odd fact that for my poll there only 7 cast members (including myself) ... but there are 8 votes. O.O;; Obviously, some people are poll whores even if the poll doesn't pertain to them whatsoever.

Ech, I'm back off to level more warrior in WoW to 18-and-beyond and play the next to levels Contracts.

Ola.

--"Reaper"

Friday, May 19, 2006

Christian's Albino Babies ...

Alright, I have a large rant for everyone right now. Christian, Larry -- feel free to use my facts against your parents if it helps you get even one step closer to Marina before it's too late to register. Christian, you ask me why I don't switch to Marina? Simple. In comparison, Seaside sucks compared to Marina. Look at it this way -- you have the International Bachelorean Program coming up that will make the school globally (note -- not locally, like Seaside) recognized, and we will be representatives of our school around the entire world. The first day Livermore has told us of a 'huge celebration'. Dunno what that's about, but some people won't be there to see it, eh?

The IB-Program is wonderful in itself, seeing as how that looks wonderful for colleges. Now I have to address Christian: you said that you prefer Seaside over Marina because of the sports? If you can't wait a damn year to go to an actual educationally focused school and get the surveys in to join back onto a sports team that you'll get to help create, then I dunno what the point would be. And, Larry, I'm assuming your problem is over the advanced Math that you're taking. At Marina, you could probably take Pre-Calculus at MPC over the summer and Calculus during the school year back at MPC all over again during the school year, scrapping your Math period for PE. You'll get to keep music, have all your regular classes, and still be taking an activity outside of school (what you'd have to do for PE if you aren't taking it zero-period or seventh-period).

And then, Christian, you claim you're being forced to go to Seaside, but you'd go to Marina if you could. Doesn't seem like it when you run around the school yelling, 'SEA-SIDE!"

>>;

So come on, guys. Get your act together. This is a new school we have all been waiting for over the past 7 years. And now that's here you're just gonna let it slip through? New technology, wonderful education-- ... we'd be pioneers, yet you refuse to do some convincing?

To shame.

Well ... I'm all outta steam. I'll post some actual relevant stuff later that applies to people who actually don't know me.

>.<

--"Reaper"

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Many Men Wish Death Upon Me ...

Today was funny, stupid, fun again, and then touching.

Allow me to explain.

Mr. Wright (our music teacher) made a kid cry second period today. I know, it doesn't sound like a funny thing. But the timing and context? You'd've had to've been there to've understood it. Anywho, here we go:

Mr. Wright: -tosses baton at stand- -yelling- Gabriel? Do you want to suck at the concert? -gets up and walks over to him- -uses his pen from his pocket to tap Gabriel's bow- UP BOW! NOT DOWN BOW! -pockets pen and walks back to his chair-
Gabriel: Don't touch my bow.
Mr. Wright: Well, I wouldn't have to if you're doing what you're supposed to. -exasperated breath- Measure 68. One, two ... -sighs- -yells again- ... GABRIEL! GET YOUR ELBOW OFF YOUR KNEE, BONEHEAD! ... AND GET YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND, DON'T HAVE THEM ON YOUR CHAIR-- ..."
Gabriel: -on verge of tears- F*ck this, I quit. -begins to put violin in case-
Mr. Wright: Fine. -taps baton on stand as if nothing happened- Alright, Measure 68. One, two, three & ...
-plays as Gabriel leaves the room and walks up to the office-

xD Alright. And then the stupid. I was in line and our idiotic counseler, Mr. Cortez, randomly pulled some people out of the lunchline to send to the back.

Me: -standing there-
Jade: -in front of me- -Zack bumps into him- Dude, what're you doing
Zack: Sorry ... -scoots back-
Cortez: -walks over- Alright. I've had enough. From you ... -points to Jaeden- ... to you ... -points to Christian, right behind me- ... I'm giving you 5 minutes to get to the back of the line. I don't want to hear excuses. Just go.

Oh, we left alright. After cursing him out as we passed him. >>; The fun portion was that I got to skip PE again for Music.

Hoo-rah.

And then the touching moment was that afterschool I stopped back by Ione Olson, my old Elementary School to meet my old 1st grade teacher whose name (ironically) is Mrs. Glenn. We chatted it up for awhile, blah-blah-blah, nothin' you're interested in ...

... and-- ...

... ---disconnection--- ... xDD

--"Reaper"

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

TAPS -- That's About [As] Pointless As ...

Me: "I was getting so f*cking pissed off at Whitson today during PE. She forgot to put my name on her list for any court of basketball, so she wanted me to fill in for any absent person she could find. There were 4 half-courts and 2 full-courts. I got assigned to a, you guessed it; half-court, with 3 other 7th/6th graders."
Larry: "Who?"
Me: "Steven, the Special Ed. 7th grader, Brian, the sixth grader, and Isiah, some new kid who's in some grade. -waves hand- I dunno-- ... it's not important, anyways ..."
Larry: "Okayyy ..."
Me: "Anyway ... alright, so everytime I would score a basket? Her head was turned. Everytime she looked my way I was standing idly at the side, waiting for the ball. The other 3/4 of the time, the three of them had the ball and were standing behind the basketball pole talking about some sh*t that wasn't relevant at all. I watched her as she marked our 'F's for the day on her clipboard. Everytime she did look and I had the ball? I missed the shot ..."
Larry: "But you were still dressed out! And participating!"
Me: "I know, but missing 200 shots during the 45 minute period doesn't leave much of an impression ..."
Larry: "True."
Me: "... --so, ... I ended up having the ball at the end and passed her to put it in the gym cart, right? As I walk by, she calls my name. I almost wince, turning around to her. Then she comes out with, 'Next time I'll look at placing you in a more productive team. By the looks of it, it seems that you would've done something had you had the opportunity to work with a functional team.' I nodded with a smile, put the ball in the basket, and ran off to the locker room to change, again. -- ... but in the end, it was all good."
Larry: "-shocked- What the hell? That was absolutely freakin' pointless. If it's 'all good' by the end, what was the point in telling me all of that?"
Me: "-laughing- I dunno ..."
Larry: "Look, ... that's about the same as you telling me that you were walking along and you got arrested for something you didn't do. The cops throw you in jail, but 10 hours later they come to your cell, unlock your door and tell you your crime was that you stole a balloon. But it was a mistake on their part because they forgot today was 'National Free Balloon Day' ... 'so it was all good in the end' ..."
Me: "-still laughing- ..."

... and then ...

Timmy: "Can I get $2 from either of you guys?"
Me: "Do you have a 5, Larry?"
Larry: "Yeah."
Me: "-gets out wallet- I'll give you 5 ones and you can give me the five so you can give two of the ones to Timmy."
Timmy: "What the f*ck? Why don't you just give the money?"
Me: "Because then I won't be the one to give you money; it'll be Larry who's losing out."

... shortly after the transaction, whilst Larry and I wait outside Jack in the Box for Timmy to return ...

Me: "So why are we waiting?"
Larry: "I dunno ... it's not like he's magically gonna pay me back right now."
Me: "How do you know?"
Larry: "Look, he went in with my money. Where is he gonna get the money to pay me back right now? He's not ... well, it's not like he's going to summon some magical rainbow and run along it to the end where he'll find a pot of gold, A.K.A. his 'bank account', within the time period he runs inside and back out."
Me: "True, true."

... and, also ...

-in San Filippo's class-
Daniel: "Alright ... -enthusiastic, hearing the office called for him- ..."
-heads for the door, San Filippo's back turned to him-
-blows a kiss to the class, waves, ducks out, ducks back in, and flips off San Filippo, jogging out the door-
-class starts to laugh-
San Filippo: -wheels around- What's so funny? -serious-

xDD

And, in other news ...

  • Here's the link to Shadow's, Maine's, and Kaiser's profiles to our role-play, Fated Souls on Gaia. Check them out, and make sure to thank Maricia for them. ;-)
  • I'll be uploading a video of me getting stuck and lagging on a Wind Rider (Horde) on WoW to YouTube sometime soon. Be on the lookout. I'll post it here as soon as. xDD
Peace out.

--"Reaper"

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

YCS - You Can't Spell

Me: Wonderful. Now I have to explain to her why you were acting like a jackass on her comment page!
Luke: Why would you tell her I'm a jackass? I was just ... slow!
Me: Alright. Dumbass then. We'll combine what we both said: 'slow' is dumb, and 'ass' is ass.
Luke: C'mon ... I don't want to get into an on-line argument.
Me: Oh, it wouldn't be much of an argument. You'd say something and I'd say something to completely own you. You can't beat that.
Luke: Bitch.
Me: *pft* I'm not offended by that. You probably can't spell it, anyway.
Luke: Damn it!

xD I found that funny afterschool today.

Sa-thoo-la-hoo! xD

--"Reaper"

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Everything You Wanted To Know About Chuck Norris ...

I have more than these, and a lot more to say, but for now, heed these wise words of wisdom:

"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting leaves a chance of survival."

... and, the ever-popular ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is still alive."

...
including ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he orders the air in and out, and it complies."

Wrong, I know, but I fear it's true. Or so the General chat in WoW says so. =P

... and they wouldn't lie, would they? xD

Note: While you're at it, check out the movie "Sidekicks" because ... you guessed it ... it's a Chuck Norris movie! -gasp-

xDD

--"Reaper"

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Could I Have Another Round of FUBAR With A Side of Pissed Off ... ?

... oh? You're all out of that drink? Well then mix me up a Cyclone, 'cause I'm not leaving 'til I get wasted out of my mind and explain my entire story. You don't want to hear it, eh? Too bad. Don't care. Get over it. You don't want to read it? Simple. Press the 'back' button. It doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Yes, right now I have no tact.

I'm sick and tired of myself and all of the things around me.

Oh, for one? Our music teacher decided to completely drop a piece of sheet music I brought in, along with the song, which happened to be 1:40 into the Truth and Reconciliation Suite. Yes, that's from Halo: Combat Evolved / Halo 2. Why'd he drop it? He 'claims' we wouldn't enough time. But wouldn't that little snippet completely blow away a middle-school "advanced" orchestra audience? You're damn right it would. But does he care? Nope. He replaces it with another boring two pages from The Lord Of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Why would he even do such a thing when he realizes that over half of the class would actually prefer Halo over it anyways? Either the FBI's gotten to him or he's completely lost it ...

... and secondly? Now, get this; this is the reason I am absolutely pissed off at myself over. I have lied to somebody I've 'loved' for the past f*cking year. About some major stuff. And now I am tripping over myself ending it. So I do. So I am. But, no matter what, it still makes me the most f*cked up person I know.

Oh, don't worry. I'll be fine. The thought of taking one's own life over some physical / mental matter? That's the easy way out and it's pointless. I'm not suicidal. Or homicidal for that matter. Well, there's the fact about the axe-murderers out in Nevada but, ... er ...

... ... ...

... so, how about some stuff you can actually relate to, eh?

Hopefully that'll tie you over 'til next time, 'cause I'm tired and gonna go back onto Stormscale (WoW) and continue playing my character. 'Til next post, peace out. -nods, backing away and out the door-

... wait, ... what door? =P

--"Reaper"

Friday, April 07, 2006

Orange October[c], Sponsored by GaiaJournals

First, a quote from one of Jade's journals, for the hell of it;

Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Nice.
Glennlego: one**
Glennlego: , again**
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
Glennlego: I really need to start thinking before I speak. =P
maKa vEli siNz: Idiot.
maKa vEli siNz: .. When do you think?
Glennlego: *pft* A lot more often than you and Chris do, running your mouths and sh*t. =P
maKa vEli siNz: ... Not thinking is thinking more than Chris.
Glennlego: xD I didn't say you were on the same level as him, just less then, well ... people who think about what they say before they say it. xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Well, it depends on the situation.
Like that time I convinced the US to go to war with Iraq.

"Yes yes, that's a good argument. But remember, anyone who doesn't want to go to war.. is gay.
>>
<<" Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Hehe.

... and then, there's the current AIM conversation ...

maKa vEli siNz: I she's trying to hit on me, but it's really not working.
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Because you're stone-cold Jaeden.
Glennlego: The toughest badass around.
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I just got a phone call about abortion.
maKa vEli siNz: WTF?
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: Are you not telling me something?
maKa vEli siNz: I hate children, so why would I have one?!

.. Sh*t, that supports the abortion theory..
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Or the 't'-element.
Glennlego: Er ... 'r'.
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: I hate you.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Isis needs to log in and bail me out of this..
maKa vEli siNz: This is just stupid.
maKa vEli siNz: I don't like talking to her.
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz:
spartanclone367: playing in the f*cking rain
maKa vEli siNz: Back so soon..?

Say 'maybe' and I will kill you.
spartanclone367: maybe
maKa vEli siNz: I swear to god, your ass is Glenn's.
spartanclone367: O.o
maKa vEli siNz: ^ ^; So how was practice?

Jackass ... >>; ... anyways ... on another note. Look at me straight and tell me you don't find this freaky. 0.0; Hah, and then there's a pretty-recent World of Warcraft video, two versions; condensed and full, about a Tauren who kites trolls to Goldshire, who leads them to Stormwind, and nobody can kill them, so the GM has to reset the creatures, eerily reminescent of the Lord Kazzak fiasco, right? Yeah, and who knew most of the people in WoW think the internet is for porn? xD Blood Elves are lookin' pretty powerful, indeed ...

... and, to end on an unrelated note ... I cast ...

... FROST SHOCK!

=P

--"Reaper"

Monday, April 03, 2006

April Showers Bring May Flowers ...

Sector7Area51: HAHAHAHA
Sector7Area51: DUMBASS
Sector7Area51: I am going to laugh at you tomorrow so freaking harrd
maKa vEli siNz: I can laugh at you too, just because I think you're gay.
Sector7Area51: I am going to say
maKa vEli siNz: You should be embaressed how gay you are.
Sector7Area51: you think all you want too
maKa vEli siNz: I won't think it, I'll know it.
Sector7Area51: See, i still dont care, i told you i am not gay
Sector7Area51: ok
Sector7Area51: ok
maKa vEli siNz: You can deny all you want.
Sector7Area51: Deny what
Sector7Area51: i am not gay
maKa vEli siNz: You're in denial, as I said.
Sector7Area51: If you want me to be gay to suit your own needs, your a pervert
Sector7Area51: if you want to think i am gay go ahead, its discusting that your jaking off to a guy
maKa vEli siNz: It's spelt 'you're'
maKa vEli siNz: And it's spelt 'jacking'
Sector7Area51: Thats why your changing the subject
maKa vEli siNz: And you should capitalize the 'I'
maKa vEli siNz: Heck, you're the one who wants me to jack off to you.
Sector7Area51: um no, your the one calling me gay when you know i am not
maKa vEli siNz: Actually, I'm pretty sure you are.
Sector7Area51: just because you dont feel satisfyed with yourself doesnt meen you need to put down other people
Sector7Area51: and plus
Sector7Area51: It takes one to know one
maKa vEli siNz: I shouldn't feel satisfied with myself, I can always be better than I am now, but still, knowing I'm better than you makes my day complete.
maKa vEli siNz: So you're admitting you're gay?
Sector7Area51: are you?
maKa vEli siNz: No, but you're putting yourself in that position where you're getting defensive of your sexual orientation.
Sector7Area51: wtf did you just say
maKa vEli siNz: I use big words.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: w00t.
maKa vEli siNz: And he logs, awesome.
maKa vEli siNz: Right, well, I'm logging for now. Be back at 9 maybe? Call if you need me.
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 8:01:16 PM.

xD Good times, good times. Yeah, read it. Love it. Enjoy it. Savor it. And leave me the f*ck alone.

>>;

--"Reaper"

Monday, March 13, 2006

Does It Matter What I Name It? You'll Just Read It Anyways ...

To [Ministabber]: In my opinion? You were acting like a d***. You were acting like a know-it-all and dragging everyone else down. I don't know if you had anything to do with Clover's temporary absence or not, so I'm not in the know to comment about it. Otherwise? Yeah, you were.
[Ministabber] whispers: I come across as a d***, but one that will assist. If I let you guys you would abuse me
to [Ministabber]: Look. I'm sorry; you've obviously already been abused by whatever-in-the-hell you've been a part of in the past, but we're not like that. No need to get defensive on us and try to act above us just to /not get hurt/. It doesn't come across that well.
[Ministabber] whispers: Ahh... so I hurt your feelings, well that was totally my bad. I am used to dealing with a aharsher crowd
[Ministabber whispers]: that was totally my bad
To [Ministabber]: xD You didn't necessarily hurt /my/ feelings, and we're not completely soft, it's just you came across more menacing that friendly, and we didn't appreciate that. I don't know about your view over wanting back in or not, but explain it to Naz and he /might/ give you a second chance.
[Ministabber] whispers: Don't want one
[Ministabber] whispers: I joined to assist you guys
To [Ministabber]: -nods- Alrighty. And you still could, but you didn't seem to be assisting, just ... demanding. =P
[Ministabber] whispers: No other reason, You find that I am a bit on the hash side which may be to much
[Ministabber] whispers: what have I demanded?
To [Ministabber]: xD You /were/ on the harsh side. You even said yourself you didn't /want/ to come across as a d***. It was just that you're used to dealing with a harsher crowd.
[Ministabber] whispers: Ok... Demanding and harsh are two different subjects
To [Ministabber]: Well, not technicall;y DEMANDING, as in literal, but more as the obsessive-compulsive, laeast I say, as I've said before, "above others"-sort-of-sense, but, yet again, tires into the "harsher crowd" setup you're used to.
To [Ministabber]: Mini, I never compared the two. >>;
[Ministabber] whispers: No no, worry not
To [Ministabber]: o.o? -tilts head-
[Ministabber] whispers: Not sure
To [Ministabber]: Well, good luck to future endeavors, I ... guess ... ? -waves-
[Ministabber] whispers: just send me a tell if you ever need to talk to anybody sometime
To [Ministabber]: xD Alrighty. -nods- So ... peace out. ^-^
[Ministabber] whispers: Never peace!!!

Yeah, that was the latest thing on WoW that's /ever/ been close to a fight, recently. On another note, I also added a rough draft of a GW vs. WoW faceoff video, which I think Larry will want to check out with more than a burning passion. ;-)

And, for all of my friends, I have added a description for each of us, in case we were ever cartoonized, cel shaded, animated, or whatever. It seemed great at the time being. >>;

Larry: Unknown, know-it-all jackass
Christian: Continuously lost, assassin, and a lunatic
Reaper: Charming, smooth-talking, and a deep sarcastic
Jess: A neko, hopeless romantic [in a sense, right? xD]
Charlie: ... umm ... whatever the f*ck describes you, I haven't figured out yet ... -shivers- ...
Jaeden: Psychotic, wall-jumping, pyrotechnic

Anyways, yet again, Christian, Michael, and I all went to the movie theatre Friday night to the 10:25 showing of "The Hills Have Eyes". A little gorey for my tastes, I guess, but it was still pretty cool. ^-^ Funniest part was the talking between us before the movie.

-white, blank, parchment-looking ad comes onto the screen-
-Michael pushes his elbow against my armrest; I push back-
Michael: Dude, I need to think!
Me: No, you don't! This is a movie, not a book.
Christian: -laughs idiotically on the other side of me-
Me: -smirks, and continues to fuel the fire- The only reason you'd need to think is if there was a book down there, on a pedestal, in front-center of the room ... and we'd need a narrator to read it, because we can't see it ... and THEN you'd have to imagine the pictures ... -turns to Christian- ... that's what they should call it ...
Christian: ... what?
Me: ... a book theatre!!!
-insane laughter-

Um, I know I had more, I've just gotta think of it ... umm ... ummmmm ... oh, and, back to World of Warcraft, by killing a random raptor in Arathi Highlands, I got a rare gun drop, the Ironweaver and added a Deadly Scope to it. When I turn 40, I can get the Sniper Scope AND my Sabertooth mount ... w00t ...

xDDDD

Well, I'm tired. I dunno what I'm gonna do now, but if I find something else funny, I'll edit this post. 'Til then, peace out. xD

EDIT #1: A talk between Christian and I on Gaia that I just had to add for the hell of it --

Ragnoroth (Christian) : oh ok and From gaia admins: if somebody by the name "dvorak@yahoo.com" adds you dont accept it.Its a virus.Tell everyone on ur bulletin because if somebody on ur list adds them then you get the virus too.Tell everyone on your list not to open anything from angell11, tewwtuler, and sassyb!tch.Its a hard drive killer a very horrible virus.If you dont pass this letter to everyone on your buddy list,we will delete your account.We need to find out who is really behind this. hurry and tell icon_sweatdrop.gif people icon_sweatdrop.gif

Raftacon (Me) : Christian ... you are a stupid f*ck. One, why did you get this and I didn't? >>; Two, the "delete your whole account thing if you don't spread this to your buddy list" is a dead giveaway of a chain letter. And, three, nobody with an @anything.anything can even create an accouht. There can't be any fancy symbols. And, four, c'mon, now, Christian! A virus?!? How in the royal f*ck can a virus be transferred to your computer by Gaia? ... c'mon, Chris; get with the program. >.<>>;

Ragnoroth : sorry if im to safe...

Raftacon : Christian, that's NOT being safe ... that's being a ... being a stupid f*ck. >>;

Ragnoroth : lets drop the subject...>.>;;

Raftacon : That's your solution to EVERYTHING that /you/ don't start, isn't it? =P

Ragnoroth : well its better than rambling on about somthing pointless...

Raftacon : You just completely contradicted yourself. -_-;; You just admitted that it IS okay to close out of my arguments, not yours. =P

And ... wait for it ... BAM!!!!!!!! xDDD

--"Reaper"

Monday, February 27, 2006

Dedicational Dues

Alright, today I was feeling under the weather, so I didn't head off to school. I went to my refrigerator for something to eat for breakfast, and I was running low on food. A few of the only things I had left included a box of Strawberry and Cream Cheese toaster strudels. So, I heated them up, and then got creative with the icing and dedicated it to you, Jess. ;-) Check it out and tell me what you think of it. xD

Hah, love you.

--"Reaper"

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Green Vs. Yellow Recording - A Few Employees = Mayhem!

Alright; I had Luke, Christian, Charlie, Larry, Jayme, and myself over to ... well, ... my house to record a new GvY trailer. It went wonderful, for those wondering, and we're almost finishing it up. We cracked jokes about The Rock's uber-bright teeth in "Doom" on DVD. A clip of the scene:

Me (from couch): Christian, can you turn off the light beside the computer.
Chris: -blank face-
Me: The middle one ... y'know, not the one on the left or the right. And it's a switch, which means you have to flip it the opposite way.
Chris: -waits-
My Dad: Here, let me help you. -flips switch-
-insane laughter-

Well, I'm off to play WoW as my character "Lunati" on the "Scarlet Crusade" server. Send me a private message if you see me on there or on City of Villains, Infinity server, as "Stealthed Death". Make sure to read my character ID bio. It's cool. ;-) 'Later.

--"Reaper"

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Cool Upcoming [Or So They Seem] Games ...


-- (Mature) -- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.



Yes, it's another acronym ala F.E.A.R. ... but, it's okay. This one's cool ... and looks fabulous. Next-gen, and should be coming out soon ... hopefully. It's set a few years in the future where you're a S.T.A.L.K.E.R., an elitist battling against other AI elitists that are heading towards Chernobyl (home of the past nuclear accident) to unravel the mystery having to do with newly found mutant (not to mention radioactive) creatures there. 'Looks pretty cool, I'd have to say myself. You can find out more about it at their site, check out the trailers at Gamespot, and look at a few of my screenshots below:


-- (Mature) -- Hellgate: London


From the actual creators of Diablo 2, this is a 3D RPG that looks really, really beautiful. Next-gen-or-so, obviously. Now, you might read this and think, 3D RPG? Isn't the Diablo 2? No. It isn't. Diablo 2 had 2D characters in a 3D world. This is fully 3D. It's like a Painkiller RPG but more ... futuristic. It's really cool: trust me. Visit their site and download the trailer at Gamespot. Oh, and check out the screenshots:




-- (Teen) -- Tabula Rasa


I honestly don't know much about this game, besides that it's supposed to become a kick-ass MMO. I've heard about it for awhile, and the title is Latin for "blank slate". Read more about it at the developer's website and check out my screenshots below:



-- (Mature) -- Duke Nukem Forever


We've all eard about DNF for awhile now, haven't we? We've heard the "it's-done-when-it's-done" bit a few times now, we've seen the engine change from the '98 version to the 2001 E3 showing, and we've seen more than enough rumors floating around about it. When will it actually be out? Has it actually been cancelled? I have no damn clue. I've provided enough info: you fill in the rest.

--"Grim Reaper"

Friday, February 03, 2006

Game-And-A-Movie Nite ... [Sponsored by Blockbuster](c)


-- (Teen) -- "When A Stranger Calls" ...



This is the example of a superb movie. The movie was awesome, but my fellow audience sucked. Everytime a cat would come out of the darkness, they would scream their asses off, a guy with a laser pointer in the back kept pointing obscene things on the screen, and even when the movie went black at the end, before the credits, the audience was still screaming. I swear to god, humans are retards ... and Camilla Belle is hot, so why not go to Fandango.com and print those tickets off now?


-- (Mature) -- Diablo III ... More Than Rumored??



Alright, I was searching around certain forums and fell across not only a page that Blizzard officially has up, enlisting some new staff for what seems to be Diablo 3 and also a rumored box art floating around the web. And, in addition to that, GameSpy has a page up titling Diablo III's release date: 2006. And, on a different note, think for a minute how cool it would be to have a coworker (this actually happened at Blizzard) exchange this with you at a gift exchange along with this plaque. And then compare it to the actual game stats for the item (bottom of page). Cool, eh?

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Check the above out. I know you'll love it. Peace. I'm off to bed. >>;

--"Reaper"

Thursday, February 02, 2006

My New ESRB-Style News System ...

... you heard right. I will [hopefully] feature my life events and news articles by rating now, starting with Everyone for articles that are particularly clean in language (can be edits of a later article), followed by Teen for those articles that are slightly mature, but not mature enough to be ... well ... Mature. These articles are the dirtiest of the dirtiest, the most explicit of the explicit ... or are on M-rated games ... but, wait ... there's more? Yes, there is even the Adults Only. I honestly dont' see myself using this rating in the near future, but, hey; who knows? You may as well give it a shot ... alright, here I go.



-- (Mature) -- Unused Doom 3 Models?


I was looking around the other day and came across a bunch of concept art and 3-D sketches for some demons and humans that were going to be used in Doom 3 but were left out, and we either (A) scrapped for Quake 4 (like the medic), (B) added into Doom 3 - Resurrection of Evil (like the floating sea beastie), and, (C) were left out altogether (like the demon with a metal plate over his eyes. Well, have fun viewing them: there's one here and here and here and here, and finally here.



-- (Teen) -- My Apology To Blizzard ...

I will admit, I have done some pretty bad things in my past. I have hacked / cheated before, but only in singleplayer games ... well, except for Diablo 2 ... and, um ... it was made by Blizzard ... but, uh ... uhm ... that doesn't look good on my record, does it? ^.^;; Anyways, Blizzard, I'm sorry that I got a speedhack, boosted my speed to an epic mount, and although I only did it for a few minutes before deciding that it was too wrong to continue with, I [believe] have received a 72-hour suspension, which is the most serious ... well, aside from having your account banned, I suppose. Anyways, I'm sorry guys, and I promise to ya I won't do anything like this again. Peace out.



-- (Mature) -- Preview for Black for the PS2 and XBOX ...


Black is the new FPS coming out for a current-gen console with next-gen graphics. Realistic physics (although HL2 established that pretty well), it has REALLY good physics. Finally, if I shoot a pillar with a shotgun, guess what happens? You guessed it: the stone chips off. Finally, sweet lord: some physics. Get the entire preview from Gamespot. Check the trailer while you're at it ... but, seriously, guys-who're-making Black, two questions. One, why didn't you wait for the, I dunno, XBOX 360 and PS3 to make it a launch title?!? And, two, ... why are you hatin' on the PC?!? 0.0;



-- (Teen) -- The Ultima Online Killing Of Lord British


Interestingly enough, the impossibly happened one day in Ultima Online: the creator of the game's alter-ego ingame died to the hands of a player-character evil villain. He was set to make a speech that day as the servers temporarily shut down. As they came back up a few hours later, the "bad man", Rainz (as he name was), came into town, and, being a thief, had the ability to pickpocket other PC's (player characters). He pickpocketed one, earning himself a fire scroll. He cast the scroll on the bridge that British was supposed to ride in across with his bodyguards. When he arrived, Rainz set it off. Fireballs rained (haha, rained) down from above, but as Rainz sneaked to British for the kill, he realized he was dead. The bodyguards, noticing this also, panicked, sending waves of spells down, killing the crowd. As they mayhem disspated ... oh, hell. Just read the interview with him and stop wasting my time.



-- (Mature) -- Green Vs. Yellow Promo


Hello, fellow readers. Go over to the Green Vs. Yellow site and download the trailer ... I encoded the old trailer so it's about 1/5 of its old size. Big difference, right? =P;; So, what're you waiting for?!? Get to it!! >>;



-- (Adults Only) -- Haha, I Fooled You, Didn't I?!??


You seriously believed I'd have an AO the first day to the system? Get real. xDD

--"Grim Reaper" A.K.A. "The One" xD

Friday, January 27, 2006

Earthworm Jim 2 and the Uprising in Fowl Language [sic] ...

First off, let me get my fowl language off my chest. Alright, now that we're clean, I want to make a startling realization: the generic foul word used in today's raps is the "n-word" and the modern word used in today's rock music is the "f-word". Examples?

"Things we seein' on the screen; not ours
"But these n***** from the 'hood, so these dreams not far ..."
-- "Heard 'Em Say", Kanye West

"I won't get in line or be a middle man
"So f*** you; I'll make my own plan ..."
-- "Not Listening", Papa Roach

Oh, and the Earthworm Jim 2 thing? Endgame cinematic spoiler ... but a ... cow? =/


Earthworm Jim - SNES

'Ey, have fun, and ciao! And make sure to visit:
+ VG Cats
+ 8-bit Theatre

--"Grim Reaper"