Holiday Special - Sponsored By Midas(c)

Heya, it's Reaper. And he's got stories. And pictures. And dedications. And a Christmas List. And winnable prizes ... alright, more of the stuff than the prizes, but you get what I'm aiming at, right? First off, if I were Santa? That's what I'd look like.

Moving on. First off. Stories, stories ... um ... how about I skip to the dedications? Those are always ... fun, right? First, to the one and only person I could only imagine about, now, since she moved far, far away from the continent I'm on.


Aranya - Hmm ... how to dedicate THIS one ... um ... there were rough times, fun times, and all around ... fun times. ^.^;; I haven't been in contact with you as much as I've been wanting, too, but maybe that'll be one of my New Year's Resolutions, right? Wait ... what am I saying? Of course it will! I had to include you first in the dedications. Y'know why? I promised. And I kept my promise. 'Shocking that I'm not being sarcastic, isn't it? =P;; 'Love you bunches.




Jaeden - I know you would never do something as nice as to dedicate anything nice to me, but I've decided to take the time to do it anyways. Eh, even though either of us might not think it, and, even sometimes, say it, and I don't know about your opinion on this one, but you're a great friend, and I wouldn't be who I am / where I am today without you. Have a merry Christmas, and good luck on those platinums. Peace out. =P


Christian - Eh, same for you as I said for Jaeden. We get in fights a lot, especially if Larry's ever around *wink wink*, but, um ... yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party. When I yelled at you that one line on the phone, I thought you'd call back ... Kevin thought you were still talking and didn't notice I had hung up ... Larry told me what everybody got you, though, so here's a late Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas to ya! ;-)


Charlie - You demonic chicken-chucking, moose-loving freak. You do the weirdest things, and sometimes piss us off by acting like such a retard / freak in public places and the such. But, in the end, it turns out alright ... well ... most of the time, I guess. xD Yeah, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ... *cough* ... moose suck ... *cough* ... wha? =P



Larry - I hate your guts right now. This isn't a dedication, and this isn't a death threat. You have pissed me off beyong reason before. But this time, they've all amounted into one big steaming pile of sh*t that stares me in the face every time I even think about talking to you again. I hope this time friendship's end for good. Period. Have a merry f*cking Christmas, and a merry f*cking 'ho ho ho'.


Alright, so the dedications are pretty well done ... now what was next? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Christmas list ... or more pictures? Hmm ... maybe I'll put up my Christmas list ... and then some pictures, and wrap it up with a review for a few more Christmas reviews I made. How's that? Good? Good.

Christmas List

• Arcanum (PC)
• Fallout (PC)
• Fallout 2 (PC)
• PS2 [used or new]
• God of War (PS2)
• GTA: San Andreas (XBOX)
• MGS3: Snake Eater (PS2)
• XBOX 360 + some cool games, preferrably -shrugs-
• Doom 3 (PC)
• F.E.A.R. (PC)
• House: Season 1 (DVD)
• Samurai Champloo: Volume 2 (DVD)
• .hack//SIGN Volume 1 (DVD)
• Soul Caliber II (XBOX)
• Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX)
• Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (N64)
• Maxtor DiamondMax 120 GB Harddrive
• SNES / NES Console
• GBA SP - Classic NES Faceplate
• Nintendo DS - Electric Blue Faceplate
• Katamari Damacy (PS2)
• We Love Katamari (PS2)
• Indigo Prophecy (PC)
• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 (XBOX)
• AverMedia EZMaker DVD / PCI TV Video-Capture Card
• Grim Fandango (PC)

Hey, it seems like a lot, but maybe I'll be surprised, right? =P

Eh, screw the pictures. That can be saved for another time.

<----- my monitor. Background's from a Longhorn pack I wasn't particularly liking.








<-- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie & Samurai Champloo - Vol. 1 Box Art. My approval. My Windows Media Player playlist? 50 Cent - A Lil' Bit, Eminem - Never Enough, & 50 Cent - Candy Shop. Sue me.




<-- And another one of my beautiful monitor, box art, and Windows Media Player. ^.^;








<-- ... and my coveted Christmas tree. Well, that's pretty much all, everybody. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!! ^.^; -walks out- --"Merry Reaper"

xDDD

OMFG m1 h0v3rcrAft br0k3zrzzz !0!zrzzz

Yeah. My car broke down. And not just any kind of breaking down. On the highway ... four times. I had to pick up some hemmed dress pants today from the Men's Wearhouse at the nearest shopping mall for a music concert I have tomorrow (they fit fine, by the way). Anyways, on the way there, all of the lights started flashing on the dash, the speedometer and tachometer spun all the way around behind the pin stopping it from passing 0 MPH and 0 RPM again. They spun around, the CD player died, the lights flashed, and the engine revved into god-knows-what gear ... with cars in front of me ... on the highway.

Anyways, then the engine just died. On the highway. I had to pull to the side as fast as f*ckin' possible, so I wouldn't get rear-ended by some cell-phone listenin' jack@$$es on the highway not paying attention to where in the hell they're even going. After pulling over, I put the key back in, and, voila: worked. But then it died at the offramp ... and then again on the highway coming back ... and then in my hometown. >>;; Sucked eggs.

Everything's good now, though ...

Except for the fact I have to have a friend drive me to where I need to go to because I'm sending in my car tomorrow to have it checked; hopefully they can find the electronic problem.

If not: I'm f*cked. ><;

-- "Lonely Reaper"

¡Penes por todas partes!

The title of the post is in Spanish. Stands for "Male Gentalia Everywhere". Don't ask. But yet very relevant to my stories. See, during Social Studies, Chris had his lock ... well, ... locked to his belt loop on his pants, so, he reached down, and tried to unlock it, was having trouble, but, after succeeding, stared down, which didn't look right ... and I was sitting across from him ... which obviously means I have to throw in a sarcastic / idiotic / rude comment. Here I go ... :

Me: What are you doing?!?
Chris: My lock wouldn't come off ...
Me: -ignores- You tried to padlock your penis, again, didn't you?!?
Chris: -shocked with a blank stare- WHAT?!?

And then, at lunch, I just couldn't stop using the word.

Me: -leans in to James- Y'know he tried to padlock his penis?
James: -laughs and walks down the outdoor stairs-
Luke: What was that about?
Me: -leans to Luke- Christian wants you to touch his penis ... yes or no?
Luke: -laughs- What?!?
Me: Just a simple yes or no.
Luke: Well, ... no!
Me: -turns to Chris across the cement pretty far away- -yells- HE SAYS NO!
Chris: No to what?
Me: I asked him if he wanted to touch your penis ... he said no. -laughs-
Chris: -socks me hard in the arm- Jack@$$ ...
Me: -stifles a cry / laugh and walks back to Luke- My penis is named Luke. Luke isn't with me anymore. Luke, will you help me find Luke?
Luke: 0.0; NO! -runs off-
Me: -laughs as hard as possible-
Chris: -now really pissed off- You are? Well, let me tell Charlie and his friends.
Me: NOOOOOO!!! -slo-mo-ish- -trails with Chris-
Chris: -my name- seems to be missing his penis and wants to know if you can help him find it.
-everybody starts laughing-

Mmmmm ... padlocks ...

--"Demented Reaper"

GIGGITY!

I've Got Myself in Deadlock ...

... I believe I am in deadlock ... sucks, too, lemme tell you that much ... let's see ... funny, funny ... well, Luke's story, for one:

Luke: Alright, Larry, you know stuff here, but you don't stuff about out there!
Larry: What do you mean, out there?
Luke: -clears throat- Okay, look ... for example, if I picked you up and dumped you out in the middle of the forest with a knife and a blanket, you wouldn't know how to find your way out.
Larry: ... but that'll never happen, so why know it?
Luke: -sighs- ... alright ... look at it like this ... if we were in the past ... and you were working for a railroad company, but you had to pound the nails into the ground by hand and none of it was automated, I don't know why, but stick with me ...
Larry: Oh, well, if it's that far back, I'd need to fix my time machine by hand, too, right?
Luke: Yeah ... wait, ... what?!?
Larry: Assuming I got back there by time machine ...
Luke: Just shut up and listen. -_-;; Okay, so ... you're trying to pound them in, and you take the hammer and use all your force to go down on it. As you hit the nail, the guy beside you pounds down and hits you in the foot. You curse at him and hit him with your hammer 'til you knock him out. Then you knock out the next guy. As you try to hit the third one, you notice he has a chainsaw, god knows why he would, but on with it ... he chases you into the forest without letting down and all you have is a knife and a blanket.
Larry: ... but that wouldn't matter now, because I'd be dead, anyways, with a chainsaw-weilding maniac behind me.
Luke: -shakes his head, curses to Larry, and walks off-

... oh, yes, and in band yesterday ...

Mr. Wright: Cheyenne, you're starting to be worse at the trombone than the 49er's ...
-chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-
Ricky (the drummer): But I like the 49er's!
Mr. Wright: ... my point exactly.
-another chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-

... and then I stuck up for someone I love, and got elbowed in the gut, got my jaw twisted around, and got scraped ... then the little wimp who was saying sh*t ran off, but that's not my fault, now, is it? I usually don't pull fights, honestly, I don't, but I found out that was the only resource to vent my frustration ...

... and what the stupid guy said wasn't very nice, either ... >>;;

--"Reaper"

Sharpies?!? Where?!?

Glennlego: I just wanted to justify myself. In a way, /I/ was looking for an apology from myself.
maKa vEli siNz: Perfectly understandable. But, please excuse me, while I flame the hell out of my cousin. Because he's being a b*tch.
Glennlego: xD I'm talking to him, too, right now.
Aries X77: And I also see you updated your blog
Glennlego: Yup. The " mess. xD
Aries X77: all those "" were supposed to be
Glennlego: BE WHAT?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: OH GOD...
Aries X77: forget it
maKa vEli siNz: He was like. "Someday I'll be walking around in golden pants."
maKa vEli siNz: I was lie.
maKa vEli siNz: STFU, n00bn.
maKa vEli siNz: n00b*
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Aries X77: if you want to know... just hold shift and press comma, then press 3
Glennlego: <#
Aries X77: Jaeden did it, and I was just wondering where he got it from.
Glennlego: -turns to Jade- You did?
maKa vEli siNz: XD
Aries X77: that
Aries X77: is
Aries X77: what
Aries X77: I
Aries X77: was
Aries X77: talking
Aries X77: about
maKa vEli siNz: THERE IS NOTHING THERE!
Glennlego: xDD I'm laughing my ass off over here.
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Aries X77: Press shift, comma, let go of shift, then press 3
maKa vEli siNz: You mean the <3?
Aries X77: YES
Aries X77: YES... ALLELUIA
maKa vEli siNz: It's a commonly used form, a symbol of a heart.
Aries X77: (dont know how to spell that)
Aries X77: well, yeah
Aries X77: I didn't know thta
Glennlego: xDD
maKa vEli siNz: Iiidiot..
Glennlego: xD Wow.
Glennlego: I thought he meant leave down the shift, and I was like, "<#"?
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: There's a guy on the anime IGPX that's talking right now and is voiced by Spike, too! xD
maKa vEli siNz: XD!
maKa vEli siNz: I'm watching s-CRY-ed
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Keke.
maKa vEli siNz: He should be /shot/
Glennlego: Your cousin?
maKa vEli siNz: /Yes/
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: Why?
maKa vEli siNz: He's a stupid idiot.
Glennlego: 'That all?
maKa vEli siNz: ..Yup.
Glennlego: Mhm.
maKa vEli siNz: Wheee..
Glennlego: Yuppers.
maKa vEli siNz: Mm'hm.
Glennlego: Exact;y/
Glennlego: exactly.**
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: HE'S GONE! oo;!!
Glennlego: Yup. Off to watch Chapelle Show.
Glennlego: What channel is Comedy Central for you?
maKa vEli siNz: iunno..
maKa vEli siNz: ><
maKa vEli siNz: 249
maKa vEli siNz: For the love off-- does he EVER shutup!?
maKa vEli siNz signed off at 11:17:13 PM.

Afterwards ... (as I ignored him ... and watched MAD TV) ...

Aries X77: hey, buddy
Aries X77 is away at 11:03:43 PM.
Aries X77 returned at 11:09:04 PM.
Aries X77: are you there
Aries X77 signed off at 11:10:42 PM.
Aries X77 signed on at 11:10:55 PM.
Aries X77: why do you not answer!? (nervous laugh) I don't like being alone (hides in a dark corner)
Aries X77: LOLLIPOP LAND AGAIN!
Aries X77: Jaeden left
Aries X77: You're the only one thats still on
Aries X77: need communication
Aries X77: DONT LOG OFF!
Aries X77: well... what were we talking about before I left?
Aries X77: (bashes head into wall) what now
Aries X77: I'm basically talking to myself
Aries X77: I don't feel so good
Aries X77: want to see a cool Legend of Zelda picture?
Aries X77: WHY... WONT YOU ANSWER?!
Aries X77 signed off at 11:46:11 PM.

Hmm ... I wonder why ... =P ... now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go compile a video for a friend!! xDD

--"Reaper"

Intelligent Conversations

maKa vEli siNz: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I'm done writing for today.
Glennlego: THE GIRL THAT KISSES MUGEN IS VOICED BY FAYE! HOLY SH*T!
maKa vEli siNz: XDD
Glennlego: Jet, Spike, AND Faye. Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: The one with the nice rack?
Glennlego: She's an asian lady in the sceond episode that offers Mugen a good time. xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yup.
maKa vEli siNz: one with the rack.
Glennlego: -nods-
Aries X77: well I meant like the "
maKa vEli siNz: What "?
Aries X77: WHERE DID YOU GET THE IDEA FOR A
maKa vEli siNz: For a what?!?!!?!
Aries X77: I AM JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU GOT THE
maKa vEli siNz: WHERE I GOT HTE WHAT?!
maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
maKa vEli siNz: That's f*cking creative! ><
Aries X77: maKa vEli siNz: -____________________-;
Aries X77: ___________
Aries X77: THAT
Aries X77: (points at the "
maKa vEli siNz: --;; Where did I put a "?!
Glennlego: xDD
Glennlego: Is he stoned?
maKa vEli siNz: I DON'T KNOW!
Aries X77: oh my god.. XD
Aries X77: so your saying you cant see anything besides a ""?
maKa vEli siNz: ...
maKa vEli siNz: YES!!
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE?
maKa vEli siNz: ... I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CKING HELL YOU MEANT!! ><;;;;;;;;;
Aries X77: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? (just joking about that)
maKa vEli siNz: -_-;
maKa vEli siNz: BURN! -kills-

Oh, yeah. REAALLLL self-explanatory. =P

Oh, and, on a side-note: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the first 4 episodes of Samurai Champloo, and episodes 6 - 10 of dot.hack//SIGN are freakin' awesome.

I'm done now ...

... no, seriously ...


... I AM!!! >>;;;

--"Reaper"

Phrase 3, Line 2, Word 7 ...

I think Dominic and I got into a lil' ... fight ... but seriously, who gives a f*ck about Team America phrases? "America..F*CK YES!" No. Just no. I dun't wanna hear it. And the answer was Black Clouds. NOT Last Resort.

*pft* Amateur.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: please... SAY SOMETHING!
Aries X77: IM LOST IN AN UNCHARTED WORLD... FILLED WIHT LOLLIPOPS!
Glennlego: God says to suck one.
Aries X77: ...yum
Aries X77: GOD SAYS TO... ummmm... SAY...no...ummm... GOD COMMANDS YOU TO SMACK SOMEBODY! yeah that'll work
Aries X77: heha
Glennlego: 0.0
Glennlego: You are one f*ckity f*cked up f*cking looney b*tch, aren't you, ya f*cker? Huh? Answer me, f*cktard. Say, 'F*CK YES!'.
Aries X77: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (goes and cries in corner of a perfectly circle room)
Aries X77: MY FEELINGS!(FALLS DOWN AND DIES)
Aries X77: OR REALLY...
Areis X77: MY HEART!
Glennlego: Yes, pull out your heart. Eat it. Eat it with all heart's desire. HAHA. I made a funny.
Aries X77: I LIKE COOKIES! YEAH YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? WHAT IF LEON'S CHARACTER ISN'T TRULY FICTIONAL? WHAT IF SOME STUFF WAS TRUE? I KNOW A WEREWOLF HE'S MY FRIEND
Glennlego: Got a few suggestions for you, buddy.
Glennlego: Therapy.
Glennlego: Lots of it.
Glennlego: LOTS OF IT.
Aries X77: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
Glennlego: I hope you burn ... -_-;; ... in hell.
Aries X77: really?
Glennlego: Yes. Really. Meet the demons. Ask Satan to be your father. JUST MOVE ON.
Aries X77: ... good suggestion. ok... I'm cool soooooooooooooooo except that Satan being my father part if you're wondering
Glennlego: I wasn't wondering. I don't wonder about idiotic things I don't even understand ... -throws you some letter blocks- ... Here. Play with them.
Aries X77: YAY! really... I'm cool... no demons have ever existed in my mind... all made up and all of that other stuff was improvised which... is kinda the same thing except being random... thats true
Glennlego: -takes out rocket launcher- -points it at you- PLAY WITH YOUR F*CKING BLOCKS!
Aries X77: ... I-M-N-O-T-A-F-R-E-A-K
Glennlego: Y-E-S-Y-O-U-A-R-E-O-N-M-O-R-E-T-H-A-N-O-N-E-L-E-V-E-L. >.<;;
Aries X77: FORGIVE ME!
Aries X77: it's always nice to know that I haven't pissed anyone off.
Glennlego: No. No fogiving. -wags finger- No.
Aries X77: ...ok... are you mad though?
Glennlego: You inform me.
Aries X77: uhhhh... yes?
Glennlego: -looks to the sky and falls backwards into the grass- Brrrrr.
Aries X77: ...or no... I'M CONFUSED
Glennlego: -takes out pistol and aims at the sky- -reloads-
Aries X77: ...right
Glennlego: -aims over at you-
Aries X77: (dodges with lightning speed)
Glennlego: -continues to follow you with the sights- -_-;;
Aries X77: We all have a good laugh and shake hands and say: "lets all put this behind us and act like it never happned"
Glennlego: Hahaha. Hahaha. -laughs, holding hun to my side- Deal ... -takes out gun and shoots you in the arm- ... in hell. >.<;;
Aries X77: wow... YOU HATE ME! I never thought that would happen... wait... that wouldn't be fatal
Glennlego: -_-;; -aims at your head- THIS COULD BEEEE. -cackles maniacally-
Aries X77: (pulls out shotgun...)
Glennlego: You wanna play this way? F*ck that. -opens cloak, revealing bombs strapped to me- -takes out detonator- Try me.
Aries X77: ...(UNLEASHES DEMONS)/
Glennlego: (-_- God blocks them all) Shazzam-chasm.
Aries X77: BOOM
Glennlego: What in the f*ck made a boom? -_-
Aries X77: uhhhh. no...thing?
Glennlego: Well, then, what was the point of saying boom? -takes out baseball bat- -hits you upside the head with it- BOOM.
Aries X77: Pulls out my baseball bat and pulls out some crazy ass move with it and we have an epic battle... but in the end... we all become friends again
Glennlego: ... and then Barney comes along and molests you. -_-;
Aries X77: ... THAT IS F*CKED UP
Glennlego: That's right ... why make fun of your role model?
Aries X77: barney deserves to be killed with a chainsaw slowly... and shot with 12939393 shotguns all ath the same time... drowned... decapitated, and thrown back into the ocean where we dumped him in the first place... role model?
Glennlego: -bows head- If I don't kill you now, it'll just never end.
Aries X77: ...ALL DIE IN THE END what difference is if it comes sooner
Glennlego: I say "If I don't kill you now, it'll never end ..." You come back with, "... We all die?" Jesus ... -shakes head- ...
Aries X77: well... if you kill me... thats dying... thats why
Glennlego: -blinks- It just didn't have any context. Whatsover
Aries X77: so? its funny
Glennlego: GO FINGER YOURSELF WITH A CROSSBOW. And, no, it isn't. -_-
Aries X77: GOD... take a breather... calm down for a sec
Glennlego: -narrows eyes- Dun't want to. >.< And I am NOT God. Do NOT hail me.
Aries X77: never did
Glennlego: Aries X77: GOD... take a breather ... assuming that's my name.
Aries X77: I wasn't saying that to you... except for the "take a breather" part... GOD was like I was talking to him
Glennlego: Him? How do you know it isn't an it? YOU DON'T KNOW JACKSH*T.
Aries X77: I wrote it.
Glennlego: You wrote what? Specify, damn it.
Aries X77: THE WHOLE CONTROVERSIAL SENTANCE!
Glennlego: -_- I didn't question it directly, DomiNIQUE.
Aries X77: ...GLENNIQUE? I dont know
Glennlego: -_- No. You're embarrassing yourself. Stop it. While you're ahead. -pats you on the back and then whacks you in the kneecap with another baseball bat-
Aries X77: can we both calm down and talk this over... so we can be friends again... I don't like making enimies
Glennlego: Who said I was an enemy? Maybe it's a ... -whacks you upside the head with another baseball bat- ... mutual feeling? -trips you and points revolver at your face while you're on the ground-
Aries X77: yeah that
Glennlego: Yeah that what?
Aries X77: the whole "whacking upside the head" thing
Aries X77: pain
Glennlego: Pain's a good feeling. -moves aim and shoots you in the [your left] shoulder- -moves aim to head- -pulls- -click- Damn it ... -opens up chamber to load another 6 shots-
Aries X77: not really... sometimes... but not with pistol
Aries X77: hello? well... I don't like how this whole conversation turned out today... pain and insults are not my favorite things.
Glennlego: -finishes reloading- Cool. I think all kinda pain's cool, though, so we're good, right? I think we agree, now. -nods, narrowing eyes- -aims, again-
Aries X77: yes just don't pull the trigger Unless... you want to end my life now
Glennlego: Well, -looks down barrel- ... -aims back again- ... that was kinda the point of bringing this and loading it. -shrugs- Coincidence?
Aries X77: no... you want to kill me... but how about (unless you want to shoot and kill me) put the gun down and save it for someone you HATE what do you say?
Glennlego: -smirks and cocks gun- How about I say, who says I don't have you?
Aries X77: ...I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! you know... this could be a cool book
Glennlego: -helps you up- We are friends ... -pushes you back down and stomps on you, aiming, again- ... now we're not. Now we're mortal enemies. You want a game? Let's denounce this happy-go-funtime-hour. -cocks revolver again- My turn.
Aries X77: I DON'T WANT TO BE MORTAL ENEMIES its not cool.
Glennlego: It's cool with me. -laughs-
Aries X77: why do you want to make a mortal enemy anyway?
Glennlego: -shrugs- Dunno. Feelings of mass destruction. -takes paras and turns them into lines, shaking hand with revolver in it- These mean anything to you?
Aries X77: yes.. in 20 years
Glennlego: Wait for me to say the goddamn lines! >.<;
Aries X77: want to join me and some of my friends in a whole new world order?
Glennlego: Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing
Like ashes to ashes
I always seem to fall down
I'm tired of running
It's time to face my demons
Confession of depression
This life I'm second-guessing

My emotions are storming
And tears fall just like rain
Pain strikes like lightning
Despair is becoming my friend
Glennlego: Mean anything to you? -aims- C'mon, get it right.
Aries X77: I did cut my wrists a while ago does that count?
Glennlego: -aims closer- DID THOSE LINES MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Aries X77: yeah
Glennlego: Then, please share.
Aries X77: life itself is freakin pointles... like I said before... we all die in the end. All the dreams we had become nothing but memories that will be forgotten behind us. Everything will be gone for us and soon... I plan to for my life to end... not self inflicted, but someone to kill me... I know it will happen
Glennlego: -pins you to the ground, pointing gun to side and waving it- Just tell me what the f*cking phrases mean to you and stop wasting my precious seconds.
Aries X77: my life isn't all that great...
Glennlego: YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY F*CKING QUESTION! -aims gun- WHERE DID MY PHRASES COME FROM?
Aries X77: I did answer the question
Glennlego: Then, answer again. Please. Lives ... er ... a life is on the line. >.<
Aries X77: uhhh... no there isn't and even if there was... I wouldn't care
Glennlego: JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, DAMN IT!
Aries X77: I DID! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?
Glennlego: AGAIN!
Aries X77: no I did 5 times now... and put that gun away
Glennlego: Well, they weren't right. Where did my phrases come from ... you're not getting it. I don't want metaphors ...
Aries X77: pain and sorrow
Glennlego: Or your f*cked up view on life.
Glennlego: NO. PHRASES from a SONG. -quotes- "-sings verses-" RING A BELL?
Aries X77: Papa Roach?
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- Thank you. Song being?
Aries X77: Last resort! right? well?
Glennlego: -fires next to you- NO. And you call yourself a fan of them ... -chuckles- ...
Aries X77: Hey... I only have 1 freakin album
Glennlego: And which one's that?
Aries X77: gettin away with murder
Glennlego: -laughs- Ah, right, right ... you heard any of the other songs NOT on that album by them, Dominic?
Aries X77: yes... Last Resort... and... I have to go
Aries X77 signed off at 6:15:56 PM.
Glennlego: You have to log off ... my @$$.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Mm'hm. Exactly. I think I'm getting an ulcer retyping and reading that. -rubs head- Ow ... hurts like hell, too ... let me just type something else that happened, if I can find it. xD

avalonNightlover: no, but i'm kinda warnign u
avalonNightlover: u let teh rabbit know its gots freedom, and itll run
glennlego: But that's what bear traps are for. ^.^
avalonNightlover: those bear traps are called kids =P
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Vish and Chris will have no Bear Traps. XD
Glennlego: xDDDD brb, I'm gonna go tell Chris what you just said, and then disconnect the phone lines, lock the door, bring out the Kevlar vests, and barricade myself in my bathroom with a Colt .45 and a pump-action shotgun, and three layers of reinforced steel surrounding the room.
maKa vEli siNz: XDDD!!!!
maKa vEli siNz: Wow.
maKa vEli siNz: Wait .. he doesn't want kid's anyways.
maKa vEli siNz: oo;
maKa vEli siNz: Does he..? OO;;;
Glennlego: xD

And then ... debating about why the creator on a Gaia role-playing forum asks what "changes" we have after the experimenting ... when it's a Neko (cat) r-p ... -_-;;

maKa vEli siNz: Well. Everyone might have different results. XD Gawd.
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- But that means we're almost all gonna grow fur, ears, tails, and paws! >>;;
maKa vEli siNz: -sigh- Some people might have some weird results, or something for theirs. They might only have fur, or just a tail, or something. Xx; Look, /I/ didn't make the forum, you wanna b*tch, go b*tch to the creator.
maKa vEli siNz: XD

Oh, yeah, well ... that's pretty much it. =P Enjoy ...

... OR DIE!! >.<;; xD

--"Reaper"

Leaping Generations

The only thing I found funny the entire day was actually ... not until midnight. xD Have a look. Get a cheap laugh. Be happy.

Aries X77: yo
Aries X77: AMERICA... F*CK YEAH
Aries X77: come on... thats one of the best songs ever
maKa vEli siNz: That freaking idiot. --;
maKa vEli siNz: If I don't kill him now it'll never stop.
Glennlego: xDD

Oh, yeah. Right. Besides the fact I dunno what the f*ck he's talking about beside Eminem's 'White America' ... oh, and the other day at school, now that I remember it. At lunch. We taunt Jaeden about his wolf powers-- ... er ... capabilites ... er ... here! Look! >.<;;

Jaeden: It's been awhile.
Eric: Yup.
Jaeden: How are the kids?
Eric: Good, good ... and how are the pups?
Jaeden: -glare- I hate you.

... Oh, and, by the way, one of my new favorite songs is Shaggy's remake of Sexual Healing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Lambourghini to wax. -salutes and walks out the door-

--"Reaper"

Retaliation

Well, another revelation about things that happened yesterday ... I believe even less than the day before that from 'Lying with You', but, really, who cares? xD

So, here I go ... :

-during Science class-
Jaeden: -stands behind Christian-
Christian: -opens his binder and starts to write his screennames for WoW-
Jaeden: -mouths words to me- What the f*** is wrong with this son of a b****?!?
Me: -mouths back- I have no clue ... !
Christian: -turns around to Jade and gives him the piece of paper-
Jaeden: -pretends nothin' happened and accepts the paper-
-hilarity ensues-

... and then we got the ...

-during Mr. Wright's music class / TA period ...-
Me: -playing bass guitar- -has an ink smudge on my arm-
Jaeden: Oh, yeah? -starts laughing, drawing a blue smudge on his arm, too-
Me: ... you're my b**** now. -blinks and gives a slight laugh-
Jaeden: S***! -tries to rub the ink off-

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: ?
Aries X77: I freakin have to go! IM SORRY
Aries X77 signed off at 3:49:38 PM
maKa vEli siNz: Who the f*** cares?
Previous message was not received by Aries X77 because of error: User Aries X77 is not available.
Glennlego: xD

... and then we got the ...

maKa vEli siNz: You see the thing under the title?
Glennlego: Mm'hm.
maKa vEli siNz: X3
Glennlego: And you are NOT secret agent j.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: Yes I am >>;
Glennlego: You are NOT a secret agent. If you are, then you'd get a jetpack. -crosses arms- >.<;;
maKa vEli siNz: -blinks
maKa vEli siNz: TO EBAY!

Yeah ... soo ... have fun ... peace up ... A-town down ...

I'm sorry, just had to use the Verizon ... er ... Cingular ... commercial ... as a ploy ... >.<;; JUST SHUT UP!! >.<;; xD --"Reaper"

Lying From You

Like yesterday, I'll recount some of the events, the same way I did yesterday. -rubs hands together- Unfortunately, it might be a lil' shorter 'cause I'm exhausted, tired, and braindead, but I think you'll get where I'm headin' with it ... :

Two main things stick out in my head for today, although there was a lot more.

Music, first.

-David, one of the trumpet players, wasn't playing the trumpet right and slumping in his chair-
Mr. Wright: Sit up, David ... now lean forward ... a little more ... and get your foot off of my case! ... better yet, just stand up.
David: -stands up, rolling eyes-
Mr. Wright: -pauses- Yeah, ... maybe you'll get the chair back tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that. Then we'll talk about it ... -clears throat- -gets ready to play electronic piano- ... ready, set, and let's ... not go. -switches to David- That means for you to play, too.
Ricky: -at the drums area- -does the comedic /dun-dun-DUM!/ thing at the snare drum and cymbals-
-class starts laughing-

And, shortly thereafter, for Math class ...

-Kevin and I are checking out homeworks-
Kevin: I got 59% ... but I dunno if it's right ... -turns to Sam- ... SAM!
Sam: -rolls eyes and she comes over to us- What?
Kevin: Is this right? -shows it to her-
Sam: -works on calculator- I got 60% ...
Kevin: ... but that makes the total 101%!
Sam: Well, that means there's 101 objects with 100% chance of ...
Kevin: ... you're stupid!
Sam: No, I'm not!
Kevin: ... yes, you are!
Sam: No, I'm-- ...
Me: -snickering next to them-
Sam: ... Glenn, what're you laughing at?
Me: Nothin', nothin' ...
Sam: Fine, Glenn, show me the way you did it.
Me: -looks at HW- I know it's wrong. -throws down paper- What number are we on, anyways? That would kinda help ...
Sam & Kevin: -laugh-

-passes out at keyboard- O.x

--"Reaper"

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Ignore the title. Listen to the body. 0.0 That didn't sound right ... to rephrase that ... eh, screw it. Time to add some funny details from school today. -rubs hands together- Where to start, where to start ... oh, right. This morning:

Christian: Yeah, Larry and I were role-playing for Vish last night.
Me: -pause- ... FOR Vish?
Christian: -dumb stare- Shut up, dude.

Mm-hm ... and then we have ... what would be next, Music class?

Me: -walks into back room to take acoustic bass off of rack- -Christian walks in-
Christian: -waves- Hi.
Me: -_- What do you want?
Christian: I was just gonna sa- ...
Charlie: -bursts in, casually- Yo, Tasha's molesting your stuff ...
Christian: Son of a-- ... ! -rushes out the door-
-Charlie and me look out of door into the Music room-
-watches Christian rush by, yelling at Tasha and moving stuff out of her reach-
Tasha: I didn't touch your stuff!
-we laugh- -I look at him-
Me: You made that up, didn't you?
Charlie: Yup.
-further laughing-

And then ... we have ... let's see ... what funny happened in ... Science?

-Jaeden walks by Christina's table-
Christina: I'm a b*tch.
Jaeden: -wideeyed- Well, that's something pretty big to admit. -walks off-

And then ... when I wrote on Christian's agenda ...

Me: -leans over at writes on agenda cover: 7:00 - HW, 8:00 - Vish-
Christian: -looks at agenda- -glares at me- Dude!
Christian: -writes on it: 9:00 - Kill Glenn, 10:00 - Have Larry f*ck the body.-
Jaeden: -walks by- Hey, I do all of those things!
Christian: -silence-
Me: -I stick up for Jaeden- Except for Vish.
Jaeden: ... -pause- ... no, I meant the homework.
Christian: -glares-
Me: -laughs-
Jaeden: Kidding, KIDDING!
Christian: -continues to glare-
Jaeden: Didja catch the part where I was kidding?

And then ... we have ... lunch ... I'm in a Chess-tournament-thing ... was, at least ... and Mr. Standifer came by to switch my extra large bishop for one that would actually match the size of the board ... and my queen was already taken ...

-Standifer switches it-
Standifer: Now it matches ... I mean, your bishop was, like, bigger than his King!
Me: It makes me feel big!
-laughs-

There was more, but to cut it short ... outside of Math class ...

Larry: Alright, look; Christian's joining your Math class ... and that's one step up than the one he was in a few days ago ... and you just failed these two quizzes that the entire class failed ... what do you think that means for him?
Me: -laughs insanely-

Yeah ... well ... -eats dinner- ... >.<;;; --"Reaper"

"I Thank God For Every Day He Gives Me In The Corps ... Hoo-rah."

Jarhead.

Freaking.

Awesome.

It was. Seriously; it gave a unique, truthful, and sarcastic humor-ish look at Operation: Desert Storm. To me, it was more of a comedy documentary. I'm not saying it's laugh-out-loud comedy, but the dark, gritty, sarcastic kind. If that strikes your fancy, watch the movie. I just got back from the movie theatre. I think it has the best damn soundtrack, storyline, plot, and characters in [at least] any war movie I have ever seen.

So by your tickets at Fandango.com now and give it a go.

Hoo-rah.

--"Reaper"

Join the Dark Side ... 'Cause We Have Cookies ... ^_^;;

Fighting with your friends is so fun. Especially for me. Y'know why? Simple. On Monday, when I go back to school, I pretend it never happened, turn the tables, and escape unscathed. And I've got it down pat. Devil's advocate if you may. -takes a bow- Take a look at the snippet of conversation stemming from tonight and you'll get a slight idea why:

spartanclone367: how could you tell*cough ghost reacon*
spartanclone367: ...man you must be typing alot..
Glennlego: Yeah. Y'know the way you typed 'recon' like 'reacon', it sounded like 'reekin' and didn't give a damn bit of help to the clue. Oh, and, by the way. 30,000 children died as you said 'ghost', and another 14,000 died when you said 'reacon'.
spartanclone367: cool
Glennlego: When I told you that, I thought this:
Glennlego: Sometimes ... I do want to murder him. Telling him that wouldn't do any good. He'll just say I'll go to jail and get the death penalty. It would be worth it, anyways. -pft- And isn't that what hired hitmen like Agent 47 are for?
spartanclone367: ..dude thats messed up..
Glennlego: -throws hands in air- NO F*CKING WAY!! -drops jaw, sarcastically, it awe-
spartanclone367: ..now your making it worse..
Glennlego: No, I'm making it better. -_- Looks like elementary school did wonders for you, eh?
spartanclone367: you know i dont have to f*cking sit here f*cking listening to your bs saying this f*cking sh*t i dont do sh*t right now and you just f*cking insult me for no f*cking reason,next time have a f*cking reason to f*cking insult me instead of f*cking do this kinda of sh*t like insulting me then making it worse with sarcastic remarks and thats just f*cking messed up i know i was f*cking pointing out the f*cking obviouse when i said that was messed up then you f*cking talk sh*t to me about that man you can f*cking talk sh*t about anything i say somthing stupide laugh at me i just sit there you do this sh*t i talk normal you f*cking insult eh somtimes i deserve that sh*t somtimes i actually should be insulted but somtimes im not doing sh*t and you insult me f*ck dude thats just messe up
Glennlego: F*ck the f*cking f*ckers? 'Cause that's all I heard. Period. This proves what first grade does to people.
spartanclone367: dude see here you go again here you go insulting me for this simple damn thing i just typed up
Glennlego: Because you say f*ck every fifth word!!

Oh, yeah, there's more. But why dwell on it? Why not go to something more ... happy, confusing, and demented? Off to Jaeden!

maKa vEli siNz: ><
maKa vEli siNz: I'm RP'ing with like..
maKa vEli siNz: 16 illiterates.
maKa vEli siNz: and 3 people that can type full setences.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: ><
Glennlego: 3 out of 16 or 3 out of 19?
maKa vEli siNz: 3 out of 19.
Glennlego: xD
maKa vEli siNz: I might shoot myself.

... and ...

spartanclone367: ...*nods for no damn apperant reason not even matching what the hell is going on*
Glennlego: *pft* Obviously. I mean, hell, you're always lost. -waves it off-
maKa vEli siNz: XD
maKa vEli siNz: He's gotten more.. literate cause of us.
maKa vEli siNz: >>;
Glennlego: xD Yup.
spartanclone367: ..ow..well im almost done with the socail studies thing
Glennlego: -claps-
spartanclone367: and jadean is having a good time i think...
Glennlego: Yup.
Glennlego: Jadean?
Glennlego: xD
Glennlego: So much for literacy.
maKa vEli siNz: What an @$$biter.

There was more, but I'm tired. And exhausted. I hurt my index finger playing basketball. And I think something may be broken. *ow* Hurts to type.

Yeah, walk away ... just keep walkin' ...

>.<

--"Reaper"

Math Tricks With Professor Larry-- ... Lesson 1 ...

Alright. This is Professor Larry, teaching you how to trick your friends. Alright, ask yourself this. And don't cheat to be smart, and don't open up a new webpage prior to this or print off any info and then counting it. Just try it. Alright, find 6 6-digit numbers that are divisible by 7, 11, and 13 within 30 seconds ... go.

.....

.....

... can't do it? Good. No normal person can. The trick is, any sequential 3-digit number (i.e., 123 [one hundred and twenty-three]) doubled like so (i.e., 123,123 [one hundred twenty-three thousand, one hundred and twenty-three]) is divisible by 7, 11, and 13. Look, for example, six random results:

123,123
234,234
345,345
456,456
598,598
777,777

See? Simple, right? Now go off an quiz!

--This has been a Prof. Larry Lesson, trademarked by Reaper and Prof. Larry--
-- ... and, no, he's not a real professor ... just a -edited- ... >.< ... --

--"Reaper"

Boo! Says You ... Pt. II

Oh, no! I ate one and they ... they multiplied!!! Oh, god ... how will I possibly get them away! A red and a skinny blue one! And I already ate a blue one! And I'm eating this blue one, now! Time to finish you off, you red piece of-- ... >.<

... BWAHAHAHAHA ...

-"Grim Reaper"

Boo! Says You ....

At my desk this morning, I found a crumpled tissue from across the room ... approaching my desk I noticed it was a ghost One of those tissues with a ribbon covering a lollipop. A Tootsie-Roll Pop, to be exact. I've included a picture to the left. I found it interesting ... and yummy ...

... just thought you guys might've wanted to get into the Halloween spirit ... *sniff* ... *boo* ...

... GIVE ME A BREAK!!! >.<

-"Grim Reaper"

The Half-Life Revelations-- ....

Half-Life(1): Anthology

Alright, here we go. I'm givin' you the info, the pictures, and my ratings, Gamespot-style. Alright, let's do this! >.< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Half-Life

Gameplay: 10/10 - This game freakin' rocks, no hands down. It's well-paced, good puzzles, great storyline. All over the map this game covers the points.

Graphics: 8/10 - I tried to find a balance with the rating: the graphics don't compare for today (stack-up against its sequal), but were great in its time. Hence, an 8.

Sound: 7/10 - The voices sound metallic at some points and Gordon doesn't talk ... at all ... but, yet again, it was the best they had at the time.

Value: 10/10 - Refer to the gameplay elements.

Tilt: 9/10

Overall: 8.8/10 = Great ... "You play as Dr. Freeman, Gordon Freeman, to be exact. You are a down-and-dirty scientist who features a job at the Black Mesa Testing Facility in a secluded area of New Mexico ... think: Roswell. As you go down to the labs, a test goes horribly wrong, thus opening an interdimensional portal between your world and an alien world called 'Xen'. Fighting your way through the complex, Freeman turns things around and you're forced to travel to Xen to take on the boss ... not to mention the G-man ..."

Final Verdict: A definite buy.

Half-Life: Blue Shift

Gameplay: 8/10 - I found this expansion slightly less worthwhile than Opposing Force, but a lil' more than decent. Hence, the 8.

Graphics: 8/10 - Same as Half-Life's.

Sound: 7/10 - Same as Half-Life's.

Value: 8/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Tilt: 9/10

Overall: 8/10 - Great ... "You play as security guard Calhoun. You come to Black Mesa as your daily job, going to your post, as things start to go wrong ... and you realize that you almost face the same fate as Gordon ... although his and yours are unfolding at the same time ... therefore, you're a security guard backing up Freeman ... well, not physically ... but ... -sighs- ..."

Final Verdict: A buy as long as you liked the first one.

Half-Life: Opposing Force

Gameplay: 10/10 - Playing as an Army-guy that has run-ins with Gordon and then has to face the same sh*t Freeman does at the same time (hence Blue Shift, also), is totally f*cking hilarious.

Graphics: 8/10 - Same as Half-Life's.

Sound: 7/10 - Same as Half-Life's

Value: 10/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Tilt: 9/10

Overall: 8.8/10 - Great ... "You play as an Army Ops guy, sent in with Nightvision and all to silence people within Black Mesa ... for good. Duh. But aliens attack you ... the helo crashes ... and you fight your way through the facility, bounce back and forth between Xen, and have a few sightings of Freeman. By the end, I feel it ends on the same note as Freeman's battle ... but I don't believe it ends as happy."

Final Verdict: A definite buy as long as you own the original. >.< Half-Life: Team Fortress Classic

Gameplay: 10/10 - Wonderful. Just wonderful.

Graphics: 8/10 - I'm giving it a freebie point because it's multiplayer. =P

Sound: 8/10 - Same as above.

Value: 10/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Tilt: 10/10 - (Booyah!)

Overall: 9.2/10 - Awesome ... "TFC descrip ... look it up near the top before the reviews." xD

Refer The Entire Anthology? - Yes. Hell yes.

Counter-Strike(1) - Anthology

This pack is another repack (for another $20) featuring the original Counter-Strike, a great multiplayer game, by the way, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, which is the single-player campaign/expansion to the original CS, and CS: CZ - Deleted Scenes, which are some deleted maps to the campaign for CZ. So ... let's check it out!!! >.< Counter-Strike

Gameplay: 6/10 - Although it spawned the CS series, I just don't feel it's as good as CS:Source that comes with HL2. No, it's not the graphics ... it's just the general design ...

Graphics: 8/10 - Same excuse as HL:OF.

Sound: 8/10 - Same as above.

Value: 7/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Tilt: 9/10

Overall: 7.6/10 - Good ... "We all not Counter-Strike. We don't really need an explanation, do we?" >.<

Final Verdict: On-the-fence. It's a classic, but just not as worthwhile as if you could go out and buy HL2 for $30 - $50 and get CS:Source.

Counter-Strike: Condition Zero

Gameplay: 8/10 - Single-player CS is amazingly more fulfilling than multi-player ... well, for the original, at least. =P

Graphics: 8/10 - Obviously.

Sound: 7/10 - Mm-hm.

Value: 8/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Overall: 6.2/10 - Okay ... "I don't have to go over this, either, do I? It's single-player CS ... against AI ... period."

Final Verdict: I think this was actually a fair buy in the anthology.

Counter-Strike: Condition Zero - Deleted Scenes

Gameplay: 8/10 - Same as CS:CZ.

Graphics: 8/10 - Obviously ... again ...

Sound: 7/10 - Exactly.

Value: 8/10 - Refer to gameplay elements.

Tilt: 7/10

Overall: 7.6/10 - Good ... "This doesn't need explaining, either."

Final Verdict: I think CS:CZ - DS was a waste of box space. Seriously. This isn't a f*cking film. We don't NEED new maps, when we can DOWNLOAD them for FREE and NOT for $20. -_-;;;

Refer the Entire Anthology? No. Not really.

--"Grim Reaper"

CS + HL = CS/HL ... and x equals ... ?

I just bought the Counter-Strike Anthology 1, that comes with CS, CS: Condition Zero, and CS: CZ - Deleted Scenes. I also just bought the Half-Life Anthology 1, which comes with HL, HL: Opposing Force, HL: Blue Shift, and TFC [Team Fortress Classic].

Wish me luck, 'cause I'm going in. I might have a slight review for it ... later ... if I can rip myself away ... 0.0 xD

=P

--"Grim Reaper"

Kickin' @$$ And Takin' Names ...

Hah, it's the Reaper, again. I've finally fixed my computer, so that it runs fast again, whilst not having to lose all of my precious 120 GB-worth of files. ^.^ Oh, yeah, and I have a two-week break. Yes, yes; I am a lucky bastard.

I also ran out to Circuit City yesterday, picked up a CAT5 cable, ran it underneath my living room rug and connected it to my XBOX, purchased a starter kit, put together & plugged in the headset/microphone, and made an XBOX Live account off of the 3-month free trial. So, if you see 'Raftacon' or any of his 'guests' playing around in Halo 2 or Ghost Recon 2, send me a message. I'd be glad to see anybody who actually reads this. -wink-

^.^;;

Ah, yes, and I checked up on one of my past websites that I left under the control of some dedicated fans, and they're doing great as staff members. I also haven't worked much on the mod-map for HL2 for the [machinima] project, but I have been putting together some 'secret' material for Green Vs. Yellow ... -cough- -cough- ... oh, yeah: and I've still been owning on CS:Source, too. ^.^

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some daily-pwnage to ensue. >.<

--Reaper

Raw Sockets

The poor, poor UNIX fanboys. How dare they attempt to degrade Windows. And I made a shocking discovery. Windows XP is like ... NT ... turned Millenium ... turned in a sugar-coated, candy-ish interface, wrapped anew and shipped as XP. 0.0 Woah.

Oh, right, Raw Sockets. A program hiiden inside Windows XP with Service Pack 1. Allows a hacker to open it and spam packets out to your computer ... but instead of tracing the IP, they can spoof a fake one. Cool, right? -_-;;;

Wrong. How would you like it if your computer got hit with a virus with a fake IP. Exactly. -_- And then, did it shock you to realize it was Microsoft's 'Raw Sockets' fault that sent the Sasser32 worm and WBlast worm. Yeah. And the sad fact is it's still floating around there. It's not gone. We just can't get it anymore ... well ... the people with SP2 can't, the people with SP1 are at risk, though.

Now, excuse me while I own in CS:Source and mod a map for a machinima project.

Oh, yeah. xD

--"Grim Reaper"

Black Clouds

Today was hell. And I sure as hell mean it.

Alright, look. Not only did I sleep in a little too late, but I was late getting to school. On top of that, once I arrived, we had to lug all of our books and items out of our lockers because they were PAINTING them. PAINTING LOCKERS on a WEDNESDAY? Think: weekend, people. Alright, that I could handle. So I stopped by my first period class, dropped them off, took the ones I needed, that went fine. Next: music ... well ... that went well, too ... third period, Literature, as always, I forget to a new book for out 'reading log'. Again. For the third day in the week. And tomorrow I have to read 25 pages no matter what and write a 40-word summary. Doesn't sound like much? You try it ever freakin' day of your busy like, once-a-week, every week, 'til the goddamn school year's over.

Alright, now that Lit.'s out of the way ... fourth period ... Science ... oh, know, we didn't do workbook pages or look in our book ... oh, god no ... we had to help Home Depot paint the BENCHES. And there were [clear] tarp-things and brown-paper-covers all over the ground ... and we had to use blue-gray PRIMER on the benches ... ALL OF THEM! And there are MANY damn benches in that area. And then I got primer splashed all OVER my good JEANS. -sighs- May this never end?

No, it doesn't. Keep reading.

Since today was a day we got out early (1:55, YES!), we had to go to fifth period before lunch. Alright, that works. So, I'm the 2nd period teacher's TA fifth, but I have to fill in the bass part, so I take out my [bass] pick, pick up the bass, and play for 31 minutes. During lunch, I listen to my CD player, and Mr. Standifer comes up, rips it out, and walks to the office. I was sitting there, like, WTF? THAT was smooth. So much for electronic devices on school grounds, even if it WAS Beautification Day ... a day we got to stay afterschool for extra credit (if we wanted it), and I brought it to listen to it so I'd have something to do unlike the year previous. Right.

Sixth period ...

After the lunch-fiasco, I had to go into Algebra. I missed 10 out of, what, 30/40-something problems (or so?) on the previous night's HW, I did, like, the worst on that HW out of the entire class. So, I was distracted. Sue me. Seventh period. Gym. Nice basketball game, don't have to dress out this Wednesday, but I stop by the PE teacher afterclass. I learn I got a B. A B+. How the hell do you get less than an A in PE if you dress out and work hard EVERY FREAKIN' DAY!?! Oh, did I forget to mention I've gotten a B+ (89%) in Algebra? Yeah, more like a 91% 'cause of a mistake she made, but to get an A-, SHE requires a 92% or above. WTF?

So, afterschool, I pick up my CD player from the office, get scolded by the teachers, and walk to Jaeden's, drop off my backpack and sh*t, and report back to school ... but the school announces its been postponed, because they're afraid too many kids are gonna get in the way of Home Depot painting the lockers. Bullshit. -_- So, I walked down to the skatepark between Jade's house and school. I walk down with him and Chris, as he breaks off to go home, Larry joins us. We walk down to the 'bowl' where the skaters do their tricks, and I watch. Jade lends his scooter to some kid, watching him go around the bowl as ... low-and-behold ... the police drive up.

"5-0, 5-0!" The kids screamed, as they began to pick up their items and leave, John leavin' Jade's scooter in the bowl, Jonathon running off. The cop car, with the loudspeakers said, "If you do not have the necessary pads or materials to skate at the skatepark, leave the premises immediately! I repeat ..." Jesus. So, Jade and I (and Larry) walked off from the skatepark, as Jade stopped, and said, "Oh, shit, my scooter! If I go back to get it, I'll get in trouble!" He pointed at the police car. Don't worry, be happy, I think to myself. I wish him luck, Larry and I walking home ... him his 1 mile, mine my 2 ... -shakes head- ...

Sucks, eh?

--Grim Reaper

Barbed Wire Biscuit

Oh, yeah, it's me, again; I mean, seriously, now, who else would post here BUT me? Well, Jaeden, but we sorted that out ... -flips off Jade- ... oh, yeah, anyways ... uhh ... yeah ... 'lovehatetragedy', the Papa Roach album rocks! Yup. School's been ... good ... -cough- ... blackmail ... -cough- ... spam ... -cough- ... do YOU want a million dollas? ... didn't think so ... >.<

Um ... sooooo ... I'm taking up your time, I guess ... xD ... oh, yeah, and to repeat myself, Red Eye was a GREAT movie, I didn't like The Brothers Grimm that much, Max Payne 2 does NOT suck ass, it ROCKS total ass (contradictory to people, I know, I know), and Saving Private Ryan and Star Trek: Nemsis are great movies.

Current Song: She Loves Me Not - Papa Roach
Current Mood: ... hell, I am NOT turning into one of those ... OMG ... what is growing out of its NECK????

xD

--'Reaper'

HAX0RZ! HAX0RZ!

Yeah, my retarded friend Jaeden hacked into my blog and posted. Unfortunately for him, it lasted for almost 15 minutes before it became deleted, obsolete, and changed. Poor baby. I sympathize for him ... no, really, I do. Being dropped on your head as a baby and being raised by wolves has bad effects on the mentally challenged part of the brain.

Oh, and, by the way Jade: F*ck you.

--"Reaper"

Who Wants Ice Cream? I DO! I DO!!

Hey, all. Oh, yeah, it's the Reaper, back with some news. Yeah, I'm sick. Yes, I went to the doctor. No, it's not pneumonia. Yes, it's bronchitis. If you'll excuse me, I've gotta go [-(censored)-] until I [-(censored)-]. I love you, too, America ... and Communist Russia ... I spit in your face! -twitch-

Anyways, friends and another friend of mine started role-playing tonight. Clips from the conversation (non-rp): [Key: Spartan = Christian, Glennlego = Reaper, Firelizard = Charlie, Blob = Larry, maKa vEli siNz = Jaeden, & avalonNightlover = Jessica]

On second thought, why post the actual thing when I can tell you the craziness right here? I love you world ... anyways, Charlie threw chickens at the Nazis, Christian got in a fight in the tavern, Larry left about a quarter-of-the-way-through, Jaeden logged off early, and Jess and I ... well ... -kicks a stone down the street, walking off the screen-

^.^;;

--Reaper

Blah-Guild-Blah-Wars-Blah-Sucks

Oh, sweet lord, where do I start? The whole game is whack. My friends got it, so, I naturally had to run out, buy it, and see what they were addicted to. The games they had gotten in the past were pretty good, but when I tried this out, it proves that my friends have very bad taste in videogames. If they can change my mind with their next game-hit, then, fine: but this is an unforgiving pile of crap.

On a negative note, the game is free. Yes, you'd think this would be a positive, but being free adds to the crapness rating. Why would you even play this steaming pile of crap? There are better alternatives with better depth. Namely so, World of Warcraft, EverQuest, and its sequal: EverQuest 2. Now THOSE games have a storyline, great gameplay, the ability to group, great environments, crafting, etc. THIS game ... look, I don't even have words for it.

Oh, yeah, one-click and I attack a monster. It's too bad it gets repetitive after the second time you click the goddamn thing. Spells. Yeah. Rip-offs. Weak. Blah.

How the hell can you rate crap? I might as well just get onto Guild Wars to blam the shit out of of my friends for even buying this game. Look, if you're too cheap to buy a GOOD MMORPG, then you don't deserve this game of any other goddamn MMORPG out there.

Period.

--"Grim Reaper"

Happy Independence Day, Communist Russia!!!

Yah, last second I was invited over to said-friend's house [Christian's]. He had another guy over [Larry], but, he couldn't stay the night because he had a test at 8:00 in the morning the next day at MPC. We had plans to wake him up early, but the jackass wouldn't call and ask his father. Tell me how braindead you have to be to say that you'll get in trouble if you ask and he says 'no', although he said his father would probably say 'yes' anyways, but he didn't want to risk it ...

... what a dumbass. -_-;;;

Setting off fireworks at around 8:00 at night, on the 4th, we had those imported Japanese "spark fountains" that, when lit, had a short fuse, you could run off and watch the sparks go up in the air, while waving your sparklers around in the air ... until Cris got burnt by holding two sparklers in each hand ... and then those 'you retard!' moments:

Cris: *runs forward* *5 sticks of fireworks are sitting on the ground* *tries to light all of them at once* *lights middle two* *spark out of control*
Reaper: Shit! *ducks behind plastic chair, peering around corner of chair, watching Cris trying to retardedly light the other fireworks beside the ones that are sparking* You're gonna get burnt, y'know!!
Larry: *waves hand* Don't worry, he probably wants to get burnt.

--LATER--

Cris: *fountain of sparks firecracker flips on side, so sparks travel along ground* *Cris, acting like a retard, tries to get the box to face upwards, failing, yet if he had succeeded, the sparks would've flown up into his face, possibly injuring him ... no shit ... =P*
Larry: Christian, you retard!!

Oh, yeah. The night went like that ... now, start celebrating, cossacks! I know who you are ... damn Russians ... ... ... >.<

- With Love

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URGENT ::: ANIME MOVIE HELP - POSITION FILLED!!!

As the title says, (I"ll keep this short), I'm considering having somebody help animate & market an ... anime ... based on something I've written. So, I'll give you details, and, if you're serious and have some way to help market or animate the anime, drop me a line at glennlego@yahoo.com. Thanks for your co-operation, and, use this e-mail CAREFULLY and WISELY and any SPAM will be IMMEDIATELY DELETED.

'Later. ^.^

--"Grim Reaper"

EDIT -- I've found somebody. The hunt is OVER!^.^

Resident Evil Has Grove St. Invading 'Da Hood!!!

Yah, I've just bought RE4 for the GCN, and it ROCKS!! And, I'm renting GTA: San Andreas for the XBOX from my local Blockbuster and it ROCKS, TOO!!! So, I would type more, and I'll have slight reviews, i.e. HL2, sometime soon, but, 'I've gotta jet for now and hang it wit my homies, muthaf**ka.' See ya later!!! Peace out!!! >.<

--"Grim Reaper"

Jackson's Verdict Is Utter Bullsh*t!!!

Hah! Michael Jackson's verdict is "Not Guilty" -- ... -- MY A$$! This is utter bullsh*t people. 10 COUNTS! 10 F**KING COUNTS, and they STILL found him "Not Guilty" for the main charge on each one AND the LESSER charge for each one. If I were on the jury, there would be no changing my mind that that perverted molestor would be going straight to the slammer, and the jury would have to agree with me or, or we'd never reach a verdict, 'cause I know that my opinion, and anybody else who thinks the same is, rest assured, got the RIGHT opinion. Whoever thinks he should be ... er ... LET HIM set himself free and walk off unscathed is on f**king crack.

Yes, I'm pissed.

--"Grim Reaper"

Halo Script: Don't Shoot The Messenger!!!

Update: According to very reliable resources ... *cough* ... Attack of the Show ... *cough* ... Bungie and Microsoft are sending men in green and gray Halo armor, the REAL replicas, over to film directors across the country, and actually dancing OVER them while they read the script, so they can snatch it back as soon as their done.

Oh, yeah: and they want copmlete control over the project ... damn bossy people ... =P

--"Grim Reaper"

Thank God For Great America!!!

Oh, yah. Today, went with some friends down to Paramount's Great America, y'know: the one down in San Jose, y'know, the Calif. area. =P Well, yah, the bus ride was about an hour-and-a-half there and then an hour-and-a-half back, which was pretty godd@*n annoying, but, hey, I'm not complaining: I played a card game with two of my friends, Cris and Kevin, "13". Don't know why it's called that, but I think it has to do with the 13 cards dealt to each player at the beginning of the game ... and then it's a helluva hard job to deal cards on a moving bus ...

Anyways, it was pretty hilarious on the way down to San Jose, ... well, upwards, if you whip up a map and look from where we started-to-San-Jose. But, nobody cares. *shrugs* Once there, we were about 10 minutes later then expected, and we went on every single main roller-coaster: Invertigo (first one, pretty frickin' hilarious experience). And then there was The Demon (pretty corkscrew turns). And then there was the Vortex ... all though you had to stand up on that one when it went upside-down and made loop-de-loops ... that one actually made me slightly sick ... =P) And, then, finally, there was Top Gun (dude, that thing is INSANE). Two neither of my MAIN friends could be there to make it: Aranya, who's in Brazil (Heylo!! >.<), and my other friend from previous posts who is called "Jade", who was too stone-- ... er ... grounded to come ...

Ech, I would write more about how the most terrifying ride in the park was the ObservationTower, but it's late, I'm pooped, and I'm listening to the FREAKIN' "STAR TREKKIN'" song by THE FIRM, and it's driving me F@&KIN' INSANE!!!!! *twitch* =P

'Nite, y'all. (Yes, Jade, I can write it this was if I want, too ... oh, and at the park, I got a tattoo of a grim reaper w/ a scythe on my left bicep ... *argh* ... fear the muscle ... >.<)

--Reaper

P.S. - Aranya: Call me. xDDDD

You Got F**ked!!!

... ... ... Most vulgar title yet, although it gets to the point: ... ... ...

... ... ... Awhile ago, reminiscing on memories-upon-memories, I came upon the point, once again, about lunchtime, which, apparently, was noon-time. My OTHER friend, 'Malcolm', was running around the school away from these other girls (for reasons inexplicable), including one of them by the name of 'Karen', but, once he lost them, he came running past me. Naturally, in the cold hear of mine, I held him back with one hand and waited for Karen and her friends to hit the utter s**t out of him. I walked back to my locker, smirking, to put away a few books-'n-things. While I was walking to my humble locker, Malcolm screamed at me over my shoulder, "You bastard!"

We both burst out laughing.

... Now for the title. Once I made it back to our humble (god, love that word) lunch-area that I had left from, Jaeden was by Malcolm, yelling at him, pointing, mockingly, in-all-the-above-manners-listed, "You got F**KED!!!". He was chortling in laughter. Ah, it might not seem like much to you, but ...

... *pft* ...

... what do I care?!?!?

--Reaper

P.S. -- Hope you had a good Giants ball-game Jade. Can't wait to hear about it tomorrow. (Yes, this is considered an editorial) ... ... ... =P

*blink* Don't Make Me Go Ninja On Your Ass ...

A while ago, in the school's computer lab, my friend Jaeden and I were sitting side-by-side, and another friend Kahlia, got in trouble for chewing gum in the library so she had to clean the gum stuck onto the bottom of another keyboard in the copmuter lab. Gross, but ... fine, on with the story ... she eventually had to un-plug it, and with me not remembering that, I was looking a facts page about some certain kiddie's line of text that you were educated with when you were in 1st grade, and Jaeden replied, "This entire screen has every letter but 'z' on it." He showed me, and I commanded him to go to 'zorro.com', not knowing it was a real website, (and, know, Mr. Zorro-owners, this is NOT a promotion for your website and affiliation), and he remained silent for a second before turning back to his iMac and pounding on the desk where the keyboard should've been. We were laughing about it, and then ... *yawns on* ...

... SO WHAT IF I'M A LITTLE BRAINDEAD???

--"Grim Reaper"

What Do 'Gamma', 'Asterisk', 'Spartan 2', 'Grim', 'Malcolm', & 'Pepper' Have In Common ... ?

Ah. Yes. Oddly enough, these are some of the main characters from the new smash-hit parody-of-a-parody in-the-works called Green Vs. Yellow based on the parody Red Vs. Blue based on the smash-hit videogame for the PC, Mac, and XBOX entitled "Halo: Combat Evolved". Rooster Teeth, our people will be contacting your people within the hour.

Currently we're working on the trailer, but, hell: if that doesn't work, we'll continue on with our Robot Chicken mock/clone called "Cyborg Poultry" ( <--- Codename ) using a digital camera and stop-motion animation to get rich.

*shrug* How can we possibly fail??? ={

--"Grim Reaper"

We Were Meant To Live [For So Much More] ...

Fumbling his confidence
And wondering why the world has passed him by
Hoping that he's bid for more than arguments
And failed attempts to fly.

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere -- live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside.

Dreaming about Providence
And whether mice or men have second tries
Maybe we've been livin' with our eyes half-open
Maybe we're bent and broken.

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere -- live inside
Somewhere we live inside
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
Somewhere we live inside.

We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than this world's got to offer
We want more than the wars of our fathers
And everything inside screams for second life

We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
We were meant to live
We were meant to live

*pft* I hope you guys didn't think I wrote this poem by myself. No way. Instead, these are the direct lyrics to Switchfoot's "Meant To Live [For So Much More]". Funny, eh? =P

--"Grim Reaper"

Green Vs. Yellow = Red Vs. Blue's Parody ...

... wait ... it's already a parody ... ! ... ? ... ! ... on Halo???

... yeah. Mm-hm. Well, a few friends and I are working on a parody on the hit-parody based on the Halo franchise called Red Vs. Blue. Anybody has a point to stop me, though?

... didn't think so.

Short post, short subject.

If I get updates, I'll get back to you.

If not ...

... well, ... I guess that's up to you, now, isn't it?!?!?

^_^

-- "Grim Reaper"

Half-Life 2 = 100% In My Book!!!

I just finished Half-Life 2, and, so I won't spoil the ending for those people out there who haven't finished the game yet, (shame on you!) I'll just state that at the end the G-Man has a friendly talk with you and then walks off. Time stops for some reason. It's actually pretty f**king interesting. *nods head* Exactly. You see where I'm going with this? Since I'm in a [fairly] eager mood, having finished the game exactly about ... *looks at watch* ... about 5 minutes ago, I want to write a slight article about it ... slightly a review, of sorts ... well, here I go ... *sigh* ...

Gameplay: Um ... not much to put for this one; it's pretty straightforward. The gameplay ROCKS, and for further details, read the title [duh!]. The textures look great, the weapon-design is superb, the voice-acting was great-above-all, the level-design was brilliant, and the ending was ... well ... not shabby, but feels kinda leading into something else ... Half-Life 3, anyone?

Voice-Acting: Great.

Video: Wonderful.

Controls: Beautiful.

Overall: Is there really anything to describe this game? Pretty much a 100%, eh, give-or-take a few points on the fact that ... hey, who am I kidding? Valve produces great games, and what do you expect from them? MORE GREAT GAMES! Two thumbs-up. Great. Whoo!!

Now to try it on hard ... ... ... ^_^

-- "Grim Reaper"