I've Got Myself in Deadlock ...

... I believe I am in deadlock ... sucks, too, lemme tell you that much ... let's see ... funny, funny ... well, Luke's story, for one:

Luke: Alright, Larry, you know stuff here, but you don't stuff about out there!
Larry: What do you mean, out there?
Luke: -clears throat- Okay, look ... for example, if I picked you up and dumped you out in the middle of the forest with a knife and a blanket, you wouldn't know how to find your way out.
Larry: ... but that'll never happen, so why know it?
Luke: -sighs- ... alright ... look at it like this ... if we were in the past ... and you were working for a railroad company, but you had to pound the nails into the ground by hand and none of it was automated, I don't know why, but stick with me ...
Larry: Oh, well, if it's that far back, I'd need to fix my time machine by hand, too, right?
Luke: Yeah ... wait, ... what?!?
Larry: Assuming I got back there by time machine ...
Luke: Just shut up and listen. -_-;; Okay, so ... you're trying to pound them in, and you take the hammer and use all your force to go down on it. As you hit the nail, the guy beside you pounds down and hits you in the foot. You curse at him and hit him with your hammer 'til you knock him out. Then you knock out the next guy. As you try to hit the third one, you notice he has a chainsaw, god knows why he would, but on with it ... he chases you into the forest without letting down and all you have is a knife and a blanket.
Larry: ... but that wouldn't matter now, because I'd be dead, anyways, with a chainsaw-weilding maniac behind me.
Luke: -shakes his head, curses to Larry, and walks off-

... oh, yes, and in band yesterday ...

Mr. Wright: Cheyenne, you're starting to be worse at the trombone than the 49er's ...
-chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-
Ricky (the drummer): But I like the 49er's!
Mr. Wright: ... my point exactly.
-another chorus of 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh's in the classroom-

... and then I stuck up for someone I love, and got elbowed in the gut, got my jaw twisted around, and got scraped ... then the little wimp who was saying sh*t ran off, but that's not my fault, now, is it? I usually don't pull fights, honestly, I don't, but I found out that was the only resource to vent my frustration ...

... and what the stupid guy said wasn't very nice, either ... >>;;

--"Reaper"