YCS - You Can't Spell

Me: Wonderful. Now I have to explain to her why you were acting like a jackass on her comment page!
Luke: Why would you tell her I'm a jackass? I was just ... slow!
Me: Alright. Dumbass then. We'll combine what we both said: 'slow' is dumb, and 'ass' is ass.
Luke: C'mon ... I don't want to get into an on-line argument.
Me: Oh, it wouldn't be much of an argument. You'd say something and I'd say something to completely own you. You can't beat that.
Luke: Bitch.
Me: *pft* I'm not offended by that. You probably can't spell it, anyway.
Luke: Damn it!

xD I found that funny afterschool today.

Sa-thoo-la-hoo! xD

--"Reaper"