Everything You Wanted To Know About Chuck Norris ...

I have more than these, and a lot more to say, but for now, heed these wise words of wisdom:

"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. Hunting leaves a chance of survival."

... and, the ever-popular ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is still alive."

... including ...

"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he orders the air in and out, and it complies."

Wrong, I know, but I fear it's true. Or so the General chat in WoW says so. =P

... and they wouldn't lie, would they? xD

Note: While you're at it, check out the movie "Sidekicks" because ... you guessed it ... it's a Chuck Norris movie! -gasp-

xDD

--"Reaper"