Monday, February 27, 2006

Dedicational Dues

Alright, today I was feeling under the weather, so I didn't head off to school. I went to my refrigerator for something to eat for breakfast, and I was running low on food. A few of the only things I had left included a box of Strawberry and Cream Cheese toaster strudels. So, I heated them up, and then got creative with the icing and dedicated it to you, Jess. ;-) Check it out and tell me what you think of it. xD

Hah, love you.

--"Reaper"

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Green Vs. Yellow Recording - A Few Employees = Mayhem!

Alright; I had Luke, Christian, Charlie, Larry, Jayme, and myself over to ... well, ... my house to record a new GvY trailer. It went wonderful, for those wondering, and we're almost finishing it up. We cracked jokes about The Rock's uber-bright teeth in "Doom" on DVD. A clip of the scene:

Me (from couch): Christian, can you turn off the light beside the computer.
Chris: -blank face-
Me: The middle one ... y'know, not the one on the left or the right. And it's a switch, which means you have to flip it the opposite way.
Chris: -waits-
My Dad: Here, let me help you. -flips switch-
-insane laughter-

Well, I'm off to play WoW as my character "Lunati" on the "Scarlet Crusade" server. Send me a private message if you see me on there or on City of Villains, Infinity server, as "Stealthed Death". Make sure to read my character ID bio. It's cool. ;-) 'Later.

--"Reaper"

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Cool Upcoming [Or So They Seem] Games ...


-- (Mature) -- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.



Yes, it's another acronym ala F.E.A.R. ... but, it's okay. This one's cool ... and looks fabulous. Next-gen, and should be coming out soon ... hopefully. It's set a few years in the future where you're a S.T.A.L.K.E.R., an elitist battling against other AI elitists that are heading towards Chernobyl (home of the past nuclear accident) to unravel the mystery having to do with newly found mutant (not to mention radioactive) creatures there. 'Looks pretty cool, I'd have to say myself. You can find out more about it at their site, check out the trailers at Gamespot, and look at a few of my screenshots below:


-- (Mature) -- Hellgate: London


From the actual creators of Diablo 2, this is a 3D RPG that looks really, really beautiful. Next-gen-or-so, obviously. Now, you might read this and think, 3D RPG? Isn't the Diablo 2? No. It isn't. Diablo 2 had 2D characters in a 3D world. This is fully 3D. It's like a Painkiller RPG but more ... futuristic. It's really cool: trust me. Visit their site and download the trailer at Gamespot. Oh, and check out the screenshots:




-- (Teen) -- Tabula Rasa


I honestly don't know much about this game, besides that it's supposed to become a kick-ass MMO. I've heard about it for awhile, and the title is Latin for "blank slate". Read more about it at the developer's website and check out my screenshots below:



-- (Mature) -- Duke Nukem Forever


We've all eard about DNF for awhile now, haven't we? We've heard the "it's-done-when-it's-done" bit a few times now, we've seen the engine change from the '98 version to the 2001 E3 showing, and we've seen more than enough rumors floating around about it. When will it actually be out? Has it actually been cancelled? I have no damn clue. I've provided enough info: you fill in the rest.

--"Grim Reaper"

Friday, February 03, 2006

Game-And-A-Movie Nite ... [Sponsored by Blockbuster](c)


-- (Teen) -- "When A Stranger Calls" ...



This is the example of a superb movie. The movie was awesome, but my fellow audience sucked. Everytime a cat would come out of the darkness, they would scream their asses off, a guy with a laser pointer in the back kept pointing obscene things on the screen, and even when the movie went black at the end, before the credits, the audience was still screaming. I swear to god, humans are retards ... and Camilla Belle is hot, so why not go to Fandango.com and print those tickets off now?


-- (Mature) -- Diablo III ... More Than Rumored??



Alright, I was searching around certain forums and fell across not only a page that Blizzard officially has up, enlisting some new staff for what seems to be Diablo 3 and also a rumored box art floating around the web. And, in addition to that, GameSpy has a page up titling Diablo III's release date: 2006. And, on a different note, think for a minute how cool it would be to have a coworker (this actually happened at Blizzard) exchange this with you at a gift exchange along with this plaque. And then compare it to the actual game stats for the item (bottom of page). Cool, eh?

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Check the above out. I know you'll love it. Peace. I'm off to bed. >>;

--"Reaper"

Thursday, February 02, 2006

My New ESRB-Style News System ...

... you heard right. I will [hopefully] feature my life events and news articles by rating now, starting with Everyone for articles that are particularly clean in language (can be edits of a later article), followed by Teen for those articles that are slightly mature, but not mature enough to be ... well ... Mature. These articles are the dirtiest of the dirtiest, the most explicit of the explicit ... or are on M-rated games ... but, wait ... there's more? Yes, there is even the Adults Only. I honestly dont' see myself using this rating in the near future, but, hey; who knows? You may as well give it a shot ... alright, here I go.



-- (Mature) -- Unused Doom 3 Models?


I was looking around the other day and came across a bunch of concept art and 3-D sketches for some demons and humans that were going to be used in Doom 3 but were left out, and we either (A) scrapped for Quake 4 (like the medic), (B) added into Doom 3 - Resurrection of Evil (like the floating sea beastie), and, (C) were left out altogether (like the demon with a metal plate over his eyes. Well, have fun viewing them: there's one here and here and here and here, and finally here.



-- (Teen) -- My Apology To Blizzard ...

I will admit, I have done some pretty bad things in my past. I have hacked / cheated before, but only in singleplayer games ... well, except for Diablo 2 ... and, um ... it was made by Blizzard ... but, uh ... uhm ... that doesn't look good on my record, does it? ^.^;; Anyways, Blizzard, I'm sorry that I got a speedhack, boosted my speed to an epic mount, and although I only did it for a few minutes before deciding that it was too wrong to continue with, I [believe] have received a 72-hour suspension, which is the most serious ... well, aside from having your account banned, I suppose. Anyways, I'm sorry guys, and I promise to ya I won't do anything like this again. Peace out.



-- (Mature) -- Preview for Black for the PS2 and XBOX ...


Black is the new FPS coming out for a current-gen console with next-gen graphics. Realistic physics (although HL2 established that pretty well), it has REALLY good physics. Finally, if I shoot a pillar with a shotgun, guess what happens? You guessed it: the stone chips off. Finally, sweet lord: some physics. Get the entire preview from Gamespot. Check the trailer while you're at it ... but, seriously, guys-who're-making Black, two questions. One, why didn't you wait for the, I dunno, XBOX 360 and PS3 to make it a launch title?!? And, two, ... why are you hatin' on the PC?!? 0.0;



-- (Teen) -- The Ultima Online Killing Of Lord British


Interestingly enough, the impossibly happened one day in Ultima Online: the creator of the game's alter-ego ingame died to the hands of a player-character evil villain. He was set to make a speech that day as the servers temporarily shut down. As they came back up a few hours later, the "bad man", Rainz (as he name was), came into town, and, being a thief, had the ability to pickpocket other PC's (player characters). He pickpocketed one, earning himself a fire scroll. He cast the scroll on the bridge that British was supposed to ride in across with his bodyguards. When he arrived, Rainz set it off. Fireballs rained (haha, rained) down from above, but as Rainz sneaked to British for the kill, he realized he was dead. The bodyguards, noticing this also, panicked, sending waves of spells down, killing the crowd. As they mayhem disspated ... oh, hell. Just read the interview with him and stop wasting my time.



-- (Mature) -- Green Vs. Yellow Promo


Hello, fellow readers. Go over to the Green Vs. Yellow site and download the trailer ... I encoded the old trailer so it's about 1/5 of its old size. Big difference, right? =P;; So, what're you waiting for?!? Get to it!! >>;



-- (Adults Only) -- Haha, I Fooled You, Didn't I?!??


You seriously believed I'd have an AO the first day to the system? Get real. xDD

--"Grim Reaper" A.K.A. "The One" xD